Ask Auntie Rosie

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[sweetauntrosie]

**** Rules ****

Minors do not interact. This blog is based on an adult show, with adult subject matter. If we couldn't hang out in a bar in real life, we can't hang out online.

Mind your manners, darling. This may be hell, but no need to intentionally make people uncomfortable.

If you are harassing, bullying, or being racist, homophobic, inappropriate with myself or anyone else, you will be blocked.

Asks will be answered in character. Feel free to have fun with it! Just adhere to the rules above.

The views and opinions of this character may not represent the owner of this blog. I love this show and this character, but this is all for fun.

Blog partners

@husks-bar-talks

Velvette: @v-babydoll

valentino: @subbymothpimp

Vox: @ask-vox-anythin

Alastor: @xxsmilingdeerxx

Angel Dust: @poisonedspider / @hellsgayspider

Husk: @gamblingkitty

Lilith: @queen-of-hell-lily

[sweetauntrosie]

Do you celebrate sinsmas or Christmas?

We do a little of both around these parts! We've got some souls who really enjoy their traditions from topside, and some others who have embraced the surrounding cultures of Hell. Might seem strange to some, but we like to keep it lively here.

[sweetauntrosie]

Your dresses are so gorgeous!

Say, if you would, do the dresses have that colour palette because it reminds you of a slab of meat or? I am just curious, and they are GORGEOUSSSS either way!

Why thank you, my dear! Can't say there was any particular inspiration for the colors. Just always liked them! If you're looking for one of your own, we have a lovely seamstress here in cannibal town. Much higher quality than you can get at those fast fashion stores.

[babydollbitxh]

EXCUSE ME?!

[sweetauntrosie]

No offense intended, darling! I was referring to the cheaply made and produced articles that are sold with fake lables, and items you'd find at those big box stores. I'm sure a pioneering woman, such as yourself, only uses the highest quality supplies and techniques.

[sweetauntrosie]

Your dresses are so gorgeous!

Say, if you would, do the dresses have that colour palette because it reminds you of a slab of meat or? I am just curious, and they are GORGEOUSSSS either way!

Why thank you, my dear! Can't say there was any particular inspiration for the colors. Just always liked them! If you're looking for one of your own, we have a lovely seamstress here in cannibal town. Much higher quality than you can get at those fast fashion stores.

[sweetauntrosie]

So, does Alastair own your soul now?

Goodness, no! I've been around long enough to know to avoid that. Alastor and I have known each other for decades, our relationship is a bit complicated, but now we're both on equal power levels. I simply fixed his staff and healed his wound from Adam. Though, I'll admit, he had me going there for a second.

@xxsmilingdeerxx

Mod: this is all my personal theory, as nothing has been confirmed yet. I personally believe Alastor was just messing with Rosie, making her think he was aiming for her soul (cause he's brat, and that's entertaining), but when she understood he just wanted his staff back, she just accepted that they're both equals and can still work together, just without the whole seeing him as a pet thing.

[sweetauntrosie]

Hi!

Hello, darling! What brings you to cannibal town?

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I was just curious about cannibalism and I heard about what a lovely woman their leader is. So far my only negative experience has been some mean old lady trying to throw a rock at me.

[sweetauntrosie]

*frustrated sigh* well, I see you've already met Susan. You'll have to excuse her, the warmest welcome she can give is akin to a blizzard. Please, make yourself comfortable. I certainly owe you some refreshments for your troubles.

[ahazbinlez-deactivated20251126]

*Sits down next to Rosie and tries not to blush.* Thank you, you're so kind and lovely.

[sweetauntrosie]

Oh nonsense, you'll have to excuse me. I wasn't expecting guest today, here. Have a nice cup of gin and some fresh pinky fingers. Now tell me, what's got you curious about our lovely little town here.

[sweetauntrosie]

Hi!

Hello, darling! What brings you to cannibal town?

[ahazbinlez-deactivated20251126]

I was just curious about cannibalism and I heard about what a lovely woman their leader is. So far my only negative experience has been some mean old lady trying to throw a rock at me.

[sweetauntrosie]

*frustrated sigh* well, I see you've already met Susan. You'll have to excuse her, the warmest welcome she can give is akin to a blizzard. Please, make yourself comfortable. I certainly owe you some refreshments for your troubles.

[sweetauntrosie]

Hi!

Hello, darling! What brings you to cannibal town?

[sweetauntrosie]

Hikari entered Rosie’s emporium, holding her Baba Chops plushie in her arms. “Hewwo?”

Um, hello, dear? Ain't you a bit too young to be here?

[sweetauntrosie]

You're so much more than a regular sinner demon overlord, aren't you?

Well, ain't that quiet a personal question to ask. It is very fun to hear the theories that'll circle around, but it's only fair for a lady to keep some secrets for herself.

[sweetauntrosie]

We have a deal, my lady Rosie.It will be a pleasure to be of service to you. If you have anything you need, don't hesitate to tell me.

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Welcome to cannibal town, sweetie.

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

HELLo Alastor, I would love to hear all about your secret master plan, if you have one.

“Have you not seen it for yourself? Well, if you hadn’t noticed- I am quite free now. In more ways than one as well.” His grin widened, pride lacing his usual show tune manner and tone.

[sweetauntrosie]

Don't get too cocky now, my deer. Battles won doesn't mean the war is done.

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

His ear flicked, as he hummed. “I am aware of that my dear Rosie. Do not mistake my pride for resignation.” He assured with a hum. “You know I’m far from finished! And I would never leave a performance unsung.”

[sweetauntrosie]

Of course not, pet. I of all people certainly know what you're capable of. I do look forward to seeing your grande finale. I'm sure it'll be quite a show!

[sweetauntrosie]

Ha… I offer you knowledge. My knowledge, however meager you might think, is vast, but I don't have enough power to impose it. I'll give you anything you want, like Lilith's location, how to defeat Lucifer… how to recover Alastor's soul, perhaps. I'm a box of surprises, ready to give you my key.

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I know more than you think, my dear. However, knowledge certainly is power. Always good to have people who can learn things quickly. Very well, then. I can offer you the same protection and community I offer the residents in cannibal town, in exchange for your soul and loyalty. Do we have a deal?

[sweetauntrosie]

Rosie, you might be one of my favorite overlords. What's your secret? How do you stay so polite and adorable while being so powerful and dangerous?

Oh my, such a charmer! You're too kind, darling. People often confuse power and respect with fear. But true respect isn't earned from fear. And fear can quickly turn someone against you, especially when they've got nothing left to lose. Best to to prove yourself as one worthy of respect. Once you have respect, power will follow.

[sweetauntrosie]

kneels before her My lady Rosie, please, I know you are a sovereign who listens no matter what, so I beg you… I know of the deal you made with Alastor, I need a little power to defend myself from this hell. I only ask that in exchange for my soul. I will do whatever it takes. For you and your attention, my lady, I would give my entire being.

---🦋🪻

Well, you certainly have the theatrics to succeed in cannibal town. However, I need to make sure that I break more than even on my end of the bargain. Gonna take more than sugary words to convince me. What exactly could you offer me on return, sweetie?

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

HELLo Alastor, I would love to hear all about your secret master plan, if you have one.

“Have you not seen it for yourself? Well, if you hadn’t noticed- I am quite free now. In more ways than one as well.” His grin widened, pride lacing his usual show tune manner and tone.

[sweetauntrosie]

Don't get too cocky now, my deer. Battles won doesn't mean the war is done.

[sweetauntrosie]

@root-of-eve

"ah Rosie hello dear!"

Roo, love! Always a pleasure. Haven't seen you around these parts in ages!

[root-of-eve]

I...still can't believe vox threatened to put my boy in a casket...

[sweetauntrosie]

Yes, well. We are in Hell, my dear. I'm sure you of all sinners know what souls can be capable of. But something that I've learned is that no one is ever as powerful as they think they are. And the moment they believe themselves to be, is the moment they leave themselves open to their own downfall.