live your life like that cow from the video

paisley | 25 | she/her pronouns | comedy enthusiast | teacher | compulsive book-buyer |

[pan-ini-deactivated20251007]

can he see us?

[macbeth-s]

the parallels

[rivercule]

Rey not being able to read is more canon than Snoke manipulating Kylo in his childhood. Stop talking about Ben Solo writing her sweet poems because you know she’d only eat them and then stab him.

[sweetbabybucky]

all this week i’ve been remembering weird little snippets of being in therapy when i was about 6 or 7 years old, which i never even Knew was something that happened to me until like. monday. some family members confirmed it for me but i still don’t know what i was there for??

[sirfrogsworth]

[sweetbabybucky]

i’ll never not be angry that a fuckin ayn rand-loving neckbeard ruined both my favourite holiday and one of my favourite movies for me by assaulting me on halloween while i was dressed as dead heather chandler

[sweetbabybucky]

comin up on the 5 year anniversary of when i was assaulted which means we’re also comin up on the 5 year anniversary of the night a cop came to my door to tell me my roommate had died and also the 5 year anniversary of the most humiliating night of my academic/creative career which was also a night when virtually No One was there for me

also my class has the worst behaviour i’ve ever seen in a group of kids before and i want to die

[veganpeachmilkshake-deactivated]

[joanofdyke]

may queen looks

[mariuspunsmercy]

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)

[catsofinstagram]

[dykecosette]

1-800-ARE YOU ffflllllufflflfflllfSLAPSLAPflflluffflallffSLAPPING

[luluyamofficiall-deactivated202]

Fuck kpop, we stanning the Beetlejuice musical.

[shutyourmoustache]

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

[lovelctters-blog]

mom… i don’t wanna forget you. i promise, i’m never gonna forget you! i’m gonna go back home! adam, barbara, delia, and dad! it’s messy, but they’re all that i have! i’ll make the best of being flesh and bone! mama, i’m going home!

[daphneblakess]

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)

[undomestication]

[haroldtheyrewuhluhwuh]

I love not wearing makeup!! I love coming in from the sun and being able to splash water on my face to cool down!! I love being able to rub my eyes if they’re itchy!! I love seeing my bare face so often that I’m used to it and it looks normal and good!! I love being able to hug people tight without worrying that I’m gonna get foundation on their shirt!! I love being able to just exist without having to be constantly aware of gunk on my face!!

I!! love!! Not!! Wearing!! Makeup!!