After a two year long intensive research, I was able to collect information about dick sizes and shapes and how the astrological signs influence them. For this particular scientific investigation in this unexplored realm, I concluded that more accurate results could be collected through the use of several methods. The methods were primarily pretested to validate the use of those particular approaches. The used methods of research concluded surveys (through Snapchat, Skype Calls and Twitter DMās), observations (on various cam boy sites) and even personal, intimate Interviews (through the help of apps, such as Grindr).Ā
With the astrological foreknowledge on sexual intercourse, lust and the body, the consensus was to focus on the following areas:Ā
The results (*Disclaimer: Genetics exist*):Ā
Size and girth: Theyāll usually either have very short and less girthy dicks, or very big, juicy ones. Itās hard to find an Aries dominant (Sun, Mars 8th) whoās in between. You either donāt feel it or you start walking side to side.Ā
Shape: Not the most pleasing to look at for many people. Theyāre not clean cut dicks, but rather the kind of dick, where you can count the veins. They also often have a foreskin, that they can not fully pull back. Very distinctive is the fact, that their dicks are almost always shaped in some weird way/angle.Ā
Recap: They are rough and wild as fuck. Even if you donāt like the D at first, theyāll make you love it.Ā
Size and girth: Itās hard to find a Taurus thatās below average, but it is also almost as hard to find one that is highly above average. If you are not a total size queen, they have the perfect size for you. Almost all of them are girthy, definitely above average. (though proportion-wise, so do not expect a small guy to have a dick as girthy as a red bull can)Ā
Shape: Very clean-cut & straight. Very pleasing to look at, very good to suck on. Not really about shape, but they usually trim their bushes, but the trimmed hair make the dick even more appealing.Ā
Recap: They wonāt ever disappoint you. Very sensual and attractive.
Size and girth: Congrats Gemini Sun/Mars/8th house people! You guys are definitely above average (most of the time). Sadly, most of you guys also have pencil dicks.Ā
Shape: Mostly straight or banana-shaped. Not the best dicks in the zodiac, but DEFINITELY not the worst. Clean - looking.Ā
Recap: They know how to please you. Sneaky, charming, sexy.Ā
Size and girth: Usually really juicy, which makes everything better automatically. Theyāll either have a slightly above average dick or a reaally small one. Iām sorry cancers. Your girth is alright though. But who cares anyways, theyāre all bottoms.Ā
Shape: Nice to look at. As I said, very juicy. Either straight or banana-shaped.Ā
Recap: Great dicks to suck. Thereās something special about their dicks. Cancers can be really kinky sometimes, so fun is guaranteed.Ā
Size and girth: Youād think all of them have huge dicks, but that is suprisingly not the case at all. A lot of them have really small ones. Maybe thatās why they have so many self esteem issues. The ones that donāt have small ones, are definitely above average. (7+ inches)
Shape: Nothing too wild, nothing too weird. Dicks are usually straight, could be curved downwards.Ā
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