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His coffee cup of fresh french vanilla brew and sweet Rum Chata hits the table top with a muted thud. He catches a glimpse of his own face in a nearby window. Oh boy, he says in the look he gives himself.

“Uh? Think I’d remember that chin.” Forgive him. Old man like him remembers just about one face: his own. And that’s just barely. “So, wuzzup? What’s the name, huh? We ever met?”

The chair screeches when he jerks it out and takes a seat parallel to him. He has loosened all societal inhibitions at this point. Striking up a conversation will not be deterred by the peace and quiet his point of interest expects. World doesn’t always go as planned.

(Except for Fever. It usually works for him now.)

“Fever Sweetwater. I swear I know you,” he says, thick Alabama drawl dissipating for a moment as he studies this dark-featured youngin with narrowed eyes. “And ----yours?”

#44fame #thread.

POOR SAFETY ETIQUETTE:

“ don’t bring a fuckin’ loaded gun into a bar then, you fuckin’ loon! ”

sometimes he wondered why he kept coming back to the states. if the drugs didn’t kill him one of these crazy gun-toting, wild west mother fuckers sure as hell was. while jimmy is being accosted by this lunatic, he’s taken up a defensive position moving every which way to avoid the barrel of the gun being pointed at him.

“ grow a pair? ” he repeats, ready to clock this man in the jaw. “ how about you grow some yourself, you old git. maybe then you won’t have to carry around that thing. should i call someone? is there a hospital missing a patient? ”

He smiles a joyless smile, then puts the gun in the waistband of his pants, pointed at his crotch. Fearless old man. That comes with the stupid. Except in Fever Sweetwater’s case, for he’s always an exception.

“I don’t think it’s proper to be so vicious towards a kind old man.”

Hooking a finger in the neck of the man’s shirt, he jerks him forward and grins a rotten-mouthed grin, cheeks hollowed and lips thin, showcasing albino gums like some glinting alligator’s mouth.

“We are in the US, now. Open carry laws and I have more money than you do--I’m a corporate magnate, to top it off. Pretty as you are, teenage girls don’t rule the courtroom. But, to answer your question, I’m entirely out of my mind.”

He slaps him on the ass. Soon it’ll grey and wrinkle and lose its elasticity.

“Buy me a drink.”

#thread.#junkhcad

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#tunes.

ENGLISH THREAT:

‘ i’m good, thanks, ’ he says, sounding rather unkind. jude is of the opinion that everything’ll work out eventually, but even that doesn’t stop him from worrying during his lower moments. and this joker seems to have caught him directly in the middle of one. no one and no gun is gonna get max, no one and no gun is gonna get max, no one and no gun is gonna get max. it’s a mantra that feels more hollow each time it’s repeated. jude doesn’t need any reminders. ‘ me mam always taught me not to go taking sweets from strangers, anyway. definitely not ones who look like you. ’

“’Strangers who look like me.’”

He unwraps the chocolate and breaks off a piece with his thumb, placing it in his mouth with eyes slit and thoughtfulness working his jaw as much as the sugary cravings.

“Your mam also raise you to be a total asshole an’ insult nice old men who’re richer than you? This is a capitalist society, my friend. You’re in the wrong place.”

Then he balls the wrapper up and tosses it at Jude’s forehead pointedly. 2 points.

#madebetter #thread.#yeah but jude. you're not blonde. you lose good DAY sir

steelmurder replied to your post: does fever poop

pull the lever and ploop

u fuckin shitting machine

hopefully not as much as u

stop telling people how much i poop

44fame replied to your post: does fever poop

once every leap year

his friends gather with beer and confetti haha just kidding he has no friends bc he doesn’t poop

#out of potential.#steelmurder #44fame

OBNOXIOUS INTRODUCTORY POST | @thcbenevolent

“A good person? ...A good person? How the FUCK DO I DO THAT?”

He slams his fist on the railing, just about shaking the rust off. Then he swipes a hand through his hair, and smiles, exhaling a breath as though flushing out his incompetence at her suggestion.

“It’s easier when you’re a pretty little fuckin’ girl, kid.”

#intros.#thread.#thcbenevolent #thanks for following me :^)

OBNOXIOUS INTRODUCTORY POST | @hilllbillie

“Do you think this’ll fit in my ass?”

He eyes her with a straight face and then tosses the candy cane over his shoulder. It shatters in a bichromatic spray of holiday cheer.

“Kidding.”

#intros.#thread.#hilllbillie #thanks for following back!

OBNOXIOUS INTRODUCTORY POST | @gasclerk

Eyeing the shelves of multi-colored packaging with distaste, Fever has to mop his sweating forehead with his sleeve, heart thundering in his chest.

Butterfinger. Kit-Kat. Nestle. Kinder. M&Ms. Hershey’s. Kinder. Sour Patch Kids. Twix. Hershey’s. White chocolate, mint chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate. Oreos, and then the non-Oreo products laced with Oreo.

Flashback to a cool 90′s fissure of Sweetwater on these shelves, and he was in a suit and didn’t have as many wrinkles. Now he’s here, about to have a panic attack at the sight of the success and he slaps a twenty on the counter and stares at the young man opposite of him who couldn’t give a damn about a lost candy empire.

He throws a handful of licorice, taffy, and chocolates on the counter, then points behind him.

“Marlboro Golds, please, dude, please, man, dude please.”

#intros.#thread.#gasclerk #ty for following i luv ernest

OBNOXIOUS INTRODUCTORY POST | @rcnaways

Affixing a spool of yarn around his throat, now completely unfurled, he places a hand on his hip and extends the other as if to invite his newfound friend to judge.

“It’s called fashion. Fash-uhn.”

#thread.#intros.#rcnaways #omg.......hi idk if u remember me i played charlie decker back in the day w u... i think #if i remember correctly #u might be someone completely different and i just osund insane tho

OBNOXIOUS INTRODUCTORY POST | @madebetter

Kind of odd to see a man sliding around the kitchen tiles, nursing a raggedy kitten in his arms, but it’s a free fuckin’ country. That’s why they’re fighting the war, to preserve people like him and their madness, their impulses. Maybe not property invasion, but, you know. The concept is what should be upheld.

“Where’s the MILK?!”

#intros.#thread.#madebetter #ty for following my dude!

does fever poop

#out of potential.#all he eats is candy

junkhcad replied to your post: *makes a roleplay blog when my writing is at its...

why do i keep thinking it’s alex turner in your icon

#out of potential.#junkhcad

*makes a roleplay blog when my writing is at its absolute worst because i haven’t been reading bc i have pneumonia and keep vomiting blood on the pages* where are my followers

#out of potential.#guys it's usually not this shit i promise

TEEN REBELLION SHIT:

he picked the WRONG person if he wanted charitable. maybe in another life, she would’ve been. but then again… “you got any drugs?” she called back, knowing DAMN well the neighbors would here. mrs. crosby across the street would probably phone delilah’s mother, delilah decided to get a little more CHARMING, giving the man a small smirk, tilting her head and curling a strand of her hair with her slim finger. “if you got that, you can stay here for as long as your LITTLE HEART desires.”

Son of a bitch, is he really that fucked-up looking?

“I’m beggin’ a stranger for an overnight bed. You think I got any cash for drugs?”

Eyeing her carefully, his face morphs into an amalgamation of disbelief and underlying judgment--pretty girls with plaited hair and clear skin don’t do drugs. Do they? He doesn’t know. Times have changed.

The sky growls with the onset of potential and he shadows his eyes with his hands when a gust blows, electrically charged.

“I got thirty bucks, kid. That’ll do?”

#thread.#diisordcered #thanks i was wondering if he was too ugly for the tumblr rp community and i'm glad that he is

POOR SAFETY ETIQUETTE:

he took a cautious step back when the pistol was offered to him. where did this crazy fuck even come from? he was definitely not drunk or high enough for this shit. he hated guns. couldn’t stand them. he couldn’t understand Americans and their obsession with shooting shit.

“ get that fuckin’ thing away from me! ”

a hand swatted the man’s arm away.

“ are you dead from the neck up, mate? ”

“YOU BRAIN-DEAD FUCK! YOU DON’T HIT A MAN’S ARM WHEN IT’S GRASPIN’ A LOADED GUN!”

This instruction is screamed and he gestures violently with his glock, sleek and black and he points it at him inadvertently in the midst of this maddened flailing. Then he wheezes out a laugh, hand fanned over his chest. He brushes himself off, as if ridding any nastiness.

“Pardon me; I have no intention to be rude. Just, you know... Grow a pair, alright, dude?”

#thread.#junkhcad

FAKE HAIR:

On any other day she would have ignored whomever is trying to talk to her but the question has successfully capture her attention. Not because it intrigues her but because no one has ever asked that. Of course there’s also the catty tone. Someone sounded upset. She turns her head, blonde hair moving along with the motion.

❝ What makes you say that? ❞

“Because it looks fake, you little bitch.”

It’s increasingly obvious that Fever does not often interact with women, and he has no idea how they’re realistically portrayed outside of films that pits them against each other. Then they form a friendship based off their tumultuous rivalry, which leads to bubble baths and tribbing, right?

RIGHT???

“Can’t relate,” he says, flipping his wig.

#thread.#groupieisms #fever :( no :(

nerdreamer

#aesthetic.#likes.#image.#the candy man caaaan

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