Huh what was that? Why am I not eating? Well because this whole thing is full of black olives and you know how much I hate those. I know you tried to warn me but I didnโt expect there to be this much.
Actually, can you just eat this for me? You know I donโt like sending things back. Itโs my fault for ordering it anyway. No I donโt want to swap. Iโm not in the mood for steak.
Oh, god. The liqueur in this tiramisu is so strong, and itโs so big. I canโt eat this if Iโm meant to drive back. I know that you think itโs fine, but I canโt hold my alcohol as well as you, big [guy/girl].
Can you finish it for me? I know Iโve only had two bites of food all night but that hasnโt left me starving, silly. Speaking of, are you still hungry? We can get some coffee or sorbet as a palette cleanser before we leave. Yeah letโs do that, it sounds fun!
What are you, a memory bank? How can you possibly remember that I donโt like sorbet. Well maybe Iโll like this sorbet. Not all sorbets are the same, babe.
Ugh, youโre right. I donโt like sorbet. Finish it off for me again? Thank you, baby.
Youโre looking a lil full there. Maybe itโs time to leave. Iโll go pay, you go out to the car, hereโs the keys.
There we go, all paid for! Oh, and I got some tiramisus to take home with us. Tuck in, but leave me a little bit, okay?
โฆYou ate all of it? Couldnโt stop? Oh, dear, you look ready to burst. Poor [boy/girl/baby]. Well, you should have stopped yourself! Silly thing.
Thatโs okay. Itโs not like I needed the extra calories anyway. Iโm glad you enjoyed. <3
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