Adventures of Emma and Dan

Now a dadlr, apparently. Sold my soul to Crowley, that's how I look this good. ;)

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Since I hadn’t been on in quite a while I thought it might be nice to post a recent Emma pic! 

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LEGION. SOON. 

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(I had been planning to post but I got a really bad virus on my pc and had to “refresh” it and in doing so it uninstalled EVERYTHING (the sims games included) but on the bright side it left my saves so that’s something!)

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Herschel = you guys 

Rick = me

Some of the thangs include: hanging out with my family, and playing the new WoW patch and the stuff I’m waiting for is the Legion expansion for WoW. I will be posting soon though, as I’ve already leveled a demon hunter and I’m already tired of the patch. lol

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Sorry I haven't posted much. @stfuomfggtfo has been spending time with her sister Aria, and my sister @blueeyedraven. Emma and her cousin Kami have been spending this week at my parent’s house and so I’ve been left to hanging out with Laurelin’s boyfriend, Greg. So we’ve just been playing video games and eating only junk food for 3 days.

It’s awesome.

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Huge Newborn Pose Dump by MotherEdie

Basically I made a ton of newborn type poses while Edie was pregnant and I’ve decided to release them. They are not perfect but they are supposed to be based off babies from 0-2 months.

they are not pose list enabled but come with pictures and codes,

There’s 28+ poses.

just be nice, don’t take credit and link back to this post.

Download

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I’m off to work and @stfuomfggtfo is going to pick her sister up at the airport.

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(i was derping around with reshade, im terrible with it but i do like this screenshot)

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PSA

(IF YOUR WEBSITE SAYS “DOWNLOAD” AND I CLICK THAT AND IT TAKES ME TO ANOTHER PAGE WHERE IT SAYS “DOWNLOAD” AND I CLICK THAT AND IT TAKES ME TO A THIRD PAGE THAT SAYS “DOWNLOAD” AND I HAVE TO CLICK THAT WHICH THEN TAKES ME TO MEDIAFIRE THEN YOU’RE STUPID AND I HATE YOU.)

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MISC

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? No. Heather works as a makeup artist and I own my dad’s company since he retired. How many cars do they own? 2. Heather brought her own when she moved here, so that’s how many we have. Sometimes I drive hers though, cause mine is a huge vehicle. I have a smaller car but I keep it at my parents because I don’t have a place to put it, and I needed something bigger so that I could put a car seat in it.Do they own their home or do they rent? We are renting a house right now, we were going to just buy one but tbh we couldn’t decide on one that we could see ourselves having “forever” so while we search for that house that gets us right in the feels, we rent.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Right now we have a lakehouse.Do they live in the city or in the country? Country, sorta. Definitely not a big city.Do they enjoy their surroundings? We do! The view is absolutely beautiful.What’s their song? I don’t think we have “a” song. Sometimes when we’re falling asleep, Heather will sing random songs to me. But she’ll sing them at high speed and it sounds hilarious. Like this, but, you know, in a non-chipmonky voice. lol It’s a contest with her to see how fast she can sing stuff. It’s adorable and entertaining.What do they do when they’re away from each other? We text each other, a lot actually. We’ll send each other random pics. Like, if she’s at the grocery store she’ll send me pics of something and be like “which one of these looks tastiest?” or if she’s at work she’ll send me pics of her surroundings, etc. I send her pics of myself in my office or people sleeping at their desks. LolWhere did they first meet? On twitter, actually. But face to face, was at a Starbucks.How did they first meet? She commented on one of my twitter posts. How boring are we?Who spends the most money when out shopping? Me, but only because I know we aren’t broke so I buy things I don’t even need. Oh? There’s a 6 packs of tongs? I totally need that and this cup that says #1 auntie. AND I ALSO NEED THIS 12 PACK OF HDMI CABLES.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Me.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? I laugh when Heather trips but to be fair she’s very clumsy so she trips over stuff that isn’t even there.Any mental issues? No.Who’s terrified of bugs? She is. She will call me from across the house to remove a bug that came in when she opened the window. I’m not allowed to kill it, I have to release it outside unharmed.Who kills the spiders around the house? Me.Their favourite place? The swing on the back porch. We like to sit there early early EARLY morning and drink coffee and talk before the girls wake up. Or we’ll sit there late in the evening and talk while we drink tea. The swing is very comfortable and our back porch overlooks the lake.Who pays the bills? She does, she’s better at dealing with it than I am. I get annoyed if I have to call anyone or whatnot.Do they have any fears for their future? One. I’ll talk about it later.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? I will look up fancy recipe tutorials on youtube when she’s at work occasionally and try to make it before she gets home.Who uses up all of the hot water? Me.Who’s the tallest? I am 6′ she is 5′10Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? I hop in with her all the time. It’s okay unless she’s in the middle of shaving her legs. lolWho wanders around in their underwear? Me.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? She does. I don’t think she realizes it but it’s cute.What do they tease each other about? We don’t exactly tease each other, we spend most of our time asking ridiculous “what if” questions. “What if my lips were THIS big? Would you still kiss me?”Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither.Do they have mutual friends? She’s friends with my friends. She doesn’t have a whole lot of friends, for reasons I don’t feel like sharing. But we just moved to another town so she’ll make some and then, assuming they aren’t huge assholes, I’ll be their friends too.Who crushed first? Oh I wanted her as soon as I saw her. Any alcohol or substance related problems? No.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? We stumble home together, drunk, at 3 AM. Then we have sex. It’s what we do.Who swears the most? We both swear about the same amount, but we don’t do it in front of the girls. We’ll change it up and say fudge or something.

Thanks for the questions, this was fun!

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✩ sleeping-home

Sleeping:Who snores? Neither of us, actually. I figured Heather would be a snorer. If both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? We share a bed.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? We sleep really close together, which means we need the a/c on most of the time because we both hate to be warm while sleeping.Who talks in their sleep? Heather!What do they wear to bed? She usually just sleeps in a tank top and her underwear/shorts. I sleep in sweat pants. She says this is because I'm weird.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Neither of us ever wanna go to sleep...but when we finally do we wanna stay asleep.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? No.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? If I'm on my back she puts her head/arm on my chest and then puts her leg over my legs. If she's on her back she's usually just sleeping on my arm.Who wakes up with bed hair? Both of us.Who wakes up first? Usually it's her. She usually makes me food.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? She's never given me breakfast in bed but I did it for her the other day.What is their favourite sleeping position? We both love to sleep on our right sides.Who hogs the sheets? Her, lol she's gonna kill me when she reads these.Do they set an alarm each night? Only when we have to work the next day.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Yesssss.Who has nightmares? She has a lot of nightmares, almost every night. Also, she has sleep paralysis often. I don't usually have nightmares, or sleep paralysis.Who has ridiculous dreams? Me, but they're always entertaining to me and/or hilarious.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Neither of us.Who makes the bed? Her. If I do it she waits til I leave and remakes it. She thinks I don't know, but I do.What time is bed time? When we fall asleep watching My Name Is Earl or something else on Netflix.Any routines/rituals before bed? We brush our teeth together, while talking about weird/funny things that happened that day. Then we get in bed and cuddle and have very odd "what if" conversations.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Heather. lolHome:Who does the washing? Idk if this means dishes or clothes. I do the dishes always, Heather does the laundry.She makes that shit smell nice too and it's so soft.Who takes out the trash? I do.Who does the ironing? She irons my suits for work. That's about all the ironing though.Who does the cooking? She does because she's very good at it.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither of us. I am pretty okay at cooking. I could be better though.Who is messier? Me. lolWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Neither of us.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? ...Me. I hate these questions now.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Me. Oh god I'm a terrible roommate.Who is the prankster around the house? Both of us!Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? We have a hook by the door so that we don't lose them.Who mows the lawn? I usually do.Who answers the telephone? We don't have a landline so...whoever's cell.Who does the vacuuming? Me.Who does the groceries? Heather, because I don't really care for grocery shopping.Who takes the longest to shower? Well when we shower together we take a long time... ;)Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Me. But in my defense I read reddit on my phone while in there.

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The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Who trashes the house? Do either of them get physical? How often do they argue/disagree? Who is the first to apologise?

Sex:

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom? Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? Who’s dominant in bed? Is head ever in the equation? If so, who is better at performing it? Ever had sex in public? Who moans the most? Who leaves the most marks? Who screams the loudest? Who is the more experienced of the two? Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Rough or soft? How long do they usually last? Is protection used? Does it ever get boring? Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? 

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Who is the favorite parent? Who is the authoritative parent? Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Who changes the diapers? Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Who spends the most time with the children? Who packs their lunch boxes? Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Who cleans up after the kids? Who worries the most? Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Who is the little spoon? Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?   How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Who gives the most kisses? What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?  How often do they get time to themselves?

Sleeping:

Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Who talks in their sleep? What do they wear to bed? Are either of your muses insomniacs? Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Who wakes up with bed hair? Who wakes up first? Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? What is their favourite sleeping position? Who hogs the sheets? Do they set an alarm each night? Can a television be found in their bedroom? Who has nightmares? Who has ridiculous dreams? Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  Who makes the bed?  What time is bed time?  Any routines/rituals before bed? Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? 

Work:

Who is the busiest? Who rakes in the highest income? Are any of your muses unemployed? Who takes the most sick days? Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Who sucks up to their boss? What are their jobs? Who stresses the most? Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Are your muses financially stable? 

Home:

Who does the washing? Who takes out the trash? Who does the ironing? Who does the cooking? Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Who is messier?  Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Who forgets to flush the toilet? Who is the prankster around the house? Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Who mows the lawn? Who answers the telephone? Who does the vacuuming? Who does the groceries? Who takes the longest to shower? Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? How many cars do they own? Do they own their home or do they rent? Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Do they live in the city or in the country?  Do they enjoy their surroundings? What’s their song? What do they do when they’re away from each other? Where did they first meet? How did they first meet? Who spends the most money when out shopping? Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Any mental issues? Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house? Their favourite place? Who pays the bills? Do they have any fears for their future? Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Who uses up all of the hot water?  Who’s the tallest? Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Who wanders around in their underwear? Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? What do they tease each other about? Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Do they have mutual friends? Who crushed first?  Any alcohol or substance related problems? Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Who swears the most?

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@stfuomfggtfo and I this morning. 😘❤️