Sweetie Face

Dropping gems like she's got holes in her pockets

[sweetieface]

If I cannot be the savior to my friend's problems, what am I here for?

[fractalcult]

My Discordia

In many ways, Religion is kinda stupid, right?

but instead of leaning away from it

let’s dive in 

head first

Let’s exercise our right to be wrong

Let’s juice the religious experience for everything it’s got.

Because IF beliefs are sacred, even the stupid ones,

BOOM, a bunch of really stupid shit is now sacred.

A lot of atheists come into Discordianism because it’s this great joke on religion. 

And then

when you feel where this headspace is, 

you can see there’s something else 

beyond 

and you don’t need to go to church for it,

you don’t even need to really believe in a god to tap into it,

 it’s this chaos inside

which can become anything

and listen–if there are things in this universe

that are irrational

then our rational minds deceive us

into thinking that whole Enlightenment routine

can bust down any wall

but hey, you try reasoning with the clouds

I’m sure they’ll come around.

listen,

some stuff in this world is sacred

and I don’t know what sacred means except 

    a connection between

     heaven and earth, 

       the conceptual and the material, 

          the body and the spirit

and some stupid shit is sacred now

finally

finally the bibles are molding on the shelves

finally the traditions have worn out

finally the parade is over

finally god is off the pedestal

finally we are in the driver’s seat

finally a roach will save me

finally, flying baby shit

[sweetieface]

Bring in baby Kennedy!

[sweetieface]

Longest in history. I'm tired.

[sweetieface]

This guy does not seem okay with being used like this.

[sweetieface]

How does chain migration hurt the nuclear family?

[desingyouruniverse]

[gingermemequeen]

someone plz help Bernie

[sweetieface]

Someone please post that shot to Bernie Sanders they just did?!

[peace-love-colbert]

The West Wing | 1x12 | He Shall, From Time to Time

“He shall, from time to time, give to the Congress information on the State of the Union and recommend to their consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.”

Nothing but respect for MY president! 

[mermaeids]

paul ryan’s search history

[sweetieface]

How much Xanax did Paul Ryan take before this thing?

[sweetieface]

This speech has the depth of my dog's water bowl.

[sweetieface]

He looks so pretty! 3 years of trying and I finally got him sleepy enough to let me do a pawdicure on him! #boozecruise

[sweetieface]

What a perfect way to end the day #hotcocoa and #cuddles with #boozecruise

[sweetieface]

The legend of #DukeVonHairylegs, as momma bear tells it. . . One day, when the roosters were getting put out to pasture, Uncle Paul decided to hide ol' hairylegs out of of pure love. Imagine there shock when a few days after the great rooster purge who should appear, but old hairylegs himself. Every Christmas, if you wish hard enough, ol' hairy legs will appear and sing a magical rooster song of redemption. #ibelieve #rooster @forties4me #hairylegs

[sweetieface]

Bout to hit that Hoot Loot! 🦉💲