Leni

24 ~ Aussie I reblog anime, video games, LGBTQ+, NSFW, and random shit. Enjoy :)

[pointnclick]

how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus

[pointnclick]

tried to do this and saw a man sitting in the back dead ass eating an entire whole cucumber and remembered i cant fast travel with enemies nearby

[r0zeclawz]

get you a girl who will ignore your containment procedures so you can leave the facility to have cute dates together <3

reblog if you would be the girl!!

contact me if you would be the girl

urgently.

[pocketss]

lost in the moss

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[pseudomantis]

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

[pseudomantis]

Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!

[onamountaintop]

[roane72]

Best trick I ever picked up. Seriously.

[catastrophe-jones]

I have also learned this is great for [PICK A COOL NAME FOR A SHIP] and [LOOK UP THE FACTS ABOUT OXYGEN LEVELS] and [WHAT’S THE WORD] and [DOUBLECHECK CHARACTER’S EYE COLOR] and ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

Anything that isn’t critical in the moment, and could be filled in later while I’m currently trying to burn through writing pages that will be lost if I don’t get them out right now? Brackets.

[betweentimeand42]

This is seriously the best advice, and it really helps put it into perspective that the first draft is just that- a draft. There’s no reason to agonize over a particularly tricky bit of writing when you could just leave it in brackets and skip to the good parts, the parts you’ve visualized. I also use brackets for [fact-check this], [use a stronger verb], [is this in character?] and other notes as I write, just so I don’t forget what I want to work on when I go back and edit. 

[lucyaudley]

This works for academic writing too. If you know where you’re going just leave yourself notes to fill in later. I do this all the time,

[tomhordy]

✨ i bet i can guess your favourite mcu film ✨

[memeuplift]

[everythingfox]

When you’re a ghost but still get zoomies

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

[virska]

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

[greelin]

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

[leupagus]

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

[krazykitsune]

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

[harblkun]

The Sun will go down eventually!

[pedestrianfootbridge]

I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line “the sun will go down eventually!”.

[zombiecheetah]

Imagine your OTP

[lazy-cat-corner]

“Your last blood work said your sodium and potassium levels were a bit low…”

“STOP CALLING IT BLOOD WORK EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A NIP AT MY HANDS ON THE COUCH!”

[radio-charlie]

Wtf!!!!!!!

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

[ambergreyowl]

reading about a character who is way too similar to you and having an outside perspective on the situation:

[twitblr]

Feelin like you’re a new character on season 5 of a show (x)

[smokingmoss]

Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share

[justpastryvideos]

x

[futureevilscientist]

RAT CAKE

[gimme-the-gun-ill-shoot]

from @/nonbinarycas

[ixieko]

The messages on the cake:

“Happy birthday rat!” - “And you too, rat!”

[girl4pay]

ppl getting so mad about jaskier having to walk on foot next to geralt is so funny like he’s a trust fund baby and geralt is geriatric. 

[girl4pay]

geralt, trying to indicate he trusts jaskier after many months of companionship: you look tired. lets swap you can ride roach jaskier: i want you to look at me like look at everything about me and then explain to me what about what you’re seeing makes you think i can ride a horse

[girl4pay]

if anything their relationship is like. like imagine a man came up to you while you were at a drive thru and started talking to you and when you went to drive off he just walked alongside you and kept talking and instead of doing something normal you just. drove at 4 mph for the rest of your life

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

also sidenote i forgot the second ask was from another person so reading the two sent me into hysterics