The sweetest shinobi!

Non-selective, canon-compliant, (usually) IC askblog/RP blog for Minori from the Senran Kagura series! Muse is 16, mun is 21+.

[sweetmmminori]

𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘣𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵?

An in-character ask blog and literate RP blog for Minori from the Senran Kagura series! Open to any and all writers and fandoms!

Muse is a minor (16), mun is an adult (21+).

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[sweetmmminori]

I'm giving your 16 ton weight a manicure

How? It doesn't have any hands, silly!

[sweetmmminori]

Things are heating up in the 16 ton weight fanclub

There's a fanclub now?!

Gosh, this thing might be more popular than my blog!

[sweetmmminori]

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if the capitalistic cog ran the woodchuck dry to the point they cant afford their home anymore because they got a pay cut so the company could further fund "AI woodchuck thinkers"?

Uhh... I think I'm kinda lost.

What the heck is an "AI woodchuck thinker"?!

[sweetmmminori]

favorite non-sweet foods?

Uhhhh... Potato chips, curry, omurice...

And that yummy orange toothpaste Yozakura doesn't buy me anymore!

[sweetmmminori]

PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE WITH YOUR 16 TON WEIGHT I DON’T CARE IF IT CAN’T DO ROMANTIC THINGS… LOVE GOES BEYOND THAT AND I LOVE YOUR 16 TON WEIGHT

This is getting really weird!

And anyway, you can't have it, it's mine! >:(

[sweetmmminori]

What if one of the people in the trolley problem was evil and broke the law all the time but you didn’t know which person it was?

That doesn't mean I wanna see 'em get run over by a trolley!

Who keeps asking these creepy questions, anyway?

[sweetmmminori]

Can I go out on a date with your 16 ton weight

Huh?! Why would you wanna do that?

It's not like it'd be a good date or anything! It can't talk or take you places or kiss you! And anyway, I need it for my missions.

But I bet you can get your own 16-ton weight if you really want!

[sweetmmminori]

It's gonna be summer pretty soon!

I sure hope we get to go to the beach again!

...'Cause the last time we went to a resort, Yumi said it was "evil" to "stray from the path of justice" or whatever...

[sweetmmminori]

are you friends with Kuriko Saiki?

I can be, if she wants to play!

[shiromemes]

Ask my muse questions about their relationship with another character.

[sweetmmminori]

Let’s try the trolley problem in a different setting. You are in a hospital, and five sick people need organ transplants in order to survive. In order to attain the correct organ transplants, you must kill one healthy person. What do you do?

Um...

I'm not a doctor! So, I would get the doctor.

[sweetmmminori]

In a country with paid healthcare, if they can’t afford it, if someone steals medicine from a hospital in order to save their child, should they be punished for it?

Stealing is wrong, so, yeah!

...But, if it's to save somebody's life... it shouldn't be a really bad punishment or anything.

[sweetmmminori]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Heehee, this one's fun to read out loud!

I guess a woodchuck could chuck whatever wood it could for enough woodchuck bucks?

[sweetmmminori]

A trolley is heading towards 5 people, each tied to the tracks. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing 1 person who is also tied to it instead. You cannot untie them or save them all- there’s no time. What do you do?

This is really bad... You can't save everybody? You really can't? Not even with a Secret Ninja Art?

If I don't do anything, five people die, but if I pull it, then it's like I killed somebody...

*Sniffle*... I don't like this question!

Who's tying all these people to the trolley tracks, anyway?! I'm gonna go find them and kick their butt!

[sweetmmminori]

Have you considered that there isn’t a clear boundary between or even concept of good versus evil?

That's not true!

"Good shinobi" and "evil shinobi" might not mean as much as I used to think, but there's still good and evil in the world!

[hurricane-tsunemasu]

how does it feel to “be gay do crime” as the kids say

“I am inclined to say that I am a law abiding citizen, so I can’t answer that. But the gay part is cool.”

[sweetmmminori]

Yeah! Why does everybody wanna talk about crime all of a sudden?

Do bad guys like having fun in the summer sun, too?