Soup time all the time

I'm SoupTime on AO3 i write stuff sometimes! This blog is also about soup (please be 18+ to read my stuff!!)

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

Commissions open!

You can message me here, or on discord if we happen to share a server for writing commissions! 

Examples of my writing on my AO3. (Mainly RGG and Dispatch fandom stuff)

I mostly write NSFW Character x Character, or OC x Character, but I'll write fluff or angst as well. Happy to write OC x OC too!

Wont write: Incest, Underage, Any Non/Dub-con and all the general illegal stuff. Also won't write CNC, scat or feederism (for personal reasons only, nothing wrong with these).

Will write: BDSM very happily, especially pet play. I have an omorashi fic example too and lots of miscellaneous kinky stuff. Threesomes, foursomes or a gangbang. M/M, F/M, F/F. Any combination really.

Please feel free to ask about any kink/fetish! Even if I have to say no, there will be no judgement at all!

Prices:

5$ research fee. This is a flat fee for the time I will take learning about your character(s), world, setting, anything that is needed to make sure my work is of quality and in character. This fee will be waived if I'm already familiar with your fandom/OC!

5$ per 500 words (For example, even 2700 words would be 25$, i don’t charge for anything in between)

5$ extra charge if it is a gangbang

I'll give a 10% discount for SaeBaba(RGG) lol

Some examples of prices:

Situation: 2500 words, OC/Character. This is my first time writing/encountering this OC.

Price: 30$ (even if when i deliver the fic it ends up being anywhere between 2501 and 2999 words)

Situation: 3000 words, Character/Character. The characters are from a fandom I am not familiar with at all.

Price: 35$

Situation: 2500 words, OC /OC. I already worked with these OCs before, or i'm otherwise closely familiar.

Price: 25$

Situation: 3000 words, Character/Character. The characters are from a fandom or piece of media I'm familiar with.

Price: 30$

I hope these examples are helpful!

You can pay me through kofi upfront, or half before, half after having your fic delivered. The time it will take me to write the fic will depend on length and my current availability. We can talk about it when you message me (I will give you an estimate) and I will keep communication open with you, so you know when to expect it!

Thank you for your attention!

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

For the love of godddd if you want to sell me something just say that!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one likes a fucking door-to-door salesman and that is what you people are doing online btw. I respect it if you lead with the sales pitch but I do not respect it if you don't.

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

If you add 3 sentences to your work in progress and show me, I will add 4 sentences to my work in progress and show you.

Oh no I don't have any wips at the moment I just finished but pls write!! I'm rooting for you

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I finished it!!! It's all done and I'm happy with it and I hope people like the ending too.

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

Aaaaa I still wanna write something with Royd...

He's so nice and size difference my beloved...

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

Oh I finished my last chapter a few days ago!!!!!

It's just getting beta-d right now and I finally get to write one of those crazy authors notes because a bunch of bullshit happened to me

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

[iceeericeee]

Spreading some “Flambae’s real name is Chad” propaganda because honestly the sheer amount of people that deny it purely based off the stigma surrounding the name as well as the fact he was born in Afghanistan (which is really just cultural appropriation by saying he can’t possibly be named Chad because of his birthplace) is concerning.

We don’t know his entire backstory! The information we have been given is his name, his birthday, the place he was born, his powers, the fact he has a niece (who we don’t know anything about other than she’s related to Flambae), and the fact he lost two fingers after a fight with Mecha Man. For all we know, his parents could not even be Afghanistan natives and were only there long enough for Flambae to be born before moving again! Maybe one or both of his parents were some kind of super hero soldiers so they lived near the Dispatch universe’s equivalent of a military base and moved when they were deployed somewhere else!

Just swallow the pill and accept that Flambae stood up to Robert, looked him in the eye, and told him his real name was Chad.

Not Zahir.

Not Hakim.

Chad. Because that’s the name Chad chose to say.

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

Little Dispatch drabble below I wrote yesterday at the dialogue workshop we held in the server! The prompt was a conversation between many people without overusing epithets or he said she said.

If you wanna join future workshops:

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Robert zoned out minutes ago, swirling his drink in his glass, not much taste to finish the watered up alcohol after the ice melted. His head feels heavy, so it’s only natural he lets it fall onto the shoulder next to him. It's hard to resist pressing a little closer, especially when he's so drunk the ceiling spins, so he plants a little kiss on Chad's jaw, maybe not as innocent as he planned it to be, especially when he can't seem to find it in himself to stop after just one.

The booth seems to freeze for a moment, conversations fading out.

"What?" the sound resonates against Robert's mouth.

There's a low, earthy chuckle from the other side of the table and a few words

Robert can't make out.

"Get a room, that's what," Sonar cuts in.

"No way, I would totally watch."

Normally, Robert would roll his eyes at her, but the best he can do right now is

to simply watch with a smug smile as Courtney takes a sip of her drink, eyes

curiously trailing down Chad's chest, maybe successfully detecting the fading

marks hidden by makeup.

"It's just weird, still. I can't believe those two are fucking."

"Wow, during pride month, really?" Alice shakes her head dramatically, which makes multiple people snicker.

"That's not-- whatever. It's just weird. That's my boss and I thought they hated each other anyway."

"Dude, ever heard of enemies to lovers? Like top three most popular tropes of all time?" Courtney finishes her drink, slamming it back down the table with a little too much force. She waves her hand, trying to catch the attention of someone to refill it.

"What's the other two?" Chad asks, wrapping an arm around Robert's waist.

"What?"

"The other two in top three most popular tropes."

Still, trying to get a drink, Courtney ignores him for a moment.

"Thanks, G."

"I got you," Golem picks her glass up, towering over the table for a moment, before disappearing.

"So?"

"What, why do you care? I kind of just said that. I guess it would be...lovers to enemies. And uhh...mafia boss kidnaps innocent maiden."

Robert has to laugh, burying his face in Chad's chest.

"We can do both of those," he states.

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

I'm gonna stay at the office late today because i have a thing to do at 6 and I don't wanna go home and come back so I'll attempt to progress on my last chapter (because I'm sure as hell not doing any work after 4 pm)

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

Guess who made a change that fucked up the entire code like 5 minutes before 4 pm and ended up just working on fixing that the rest of the time

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

I'm gonna stay at the office late today because i have a thing to do at 6 and I don't wanna go home and come back so I'll attempt to progress on my last chapter (because I'm sure as hell not doing any work after 4 pm)

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[sweetpotatoesintheoven]

So PSA, I don't reply to 'hi' messages anymore, because everyone who tries to scam me initiates small talk first and I always give it the benefit of the doubt and I had enough.

Please do dm me though if you wanna talk!! Just start with a topic and not just hi, lmao.

[luxfuxxvii]

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[majimassqueaktoy]

maybe checking out on yakuza when I did was a good thing because every time I hear anything new about it, it's wack as hell