Nom Nom Soap

Ps. Don’t eat soap

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[sweetsoap323]

Midnight burger coffee shop orders:

Caspar: “I don’t know a tea?”

Gloria: The easiest thing to order she knows what it was like working behind the bar so is as easy as possible. Americano with milk.

Effie: Either a nice herbal tea when in company OR a coffee that she can sneak her brandy in.

Zebulon: A coffee from the pot

Leif: “how many shots can you put in?” “And vanilla syrup please”

Ava: A simple black coffee. She doesn’t have enough time to mess around.

Fiona: A pumpkin spiced latte she thinks it would be nice so she hears.

David: a nice posh coffee maybe a caramel frappe.

[sweetsoap323]

If another one of my podcasts ends in a tragedy I’m going to sob /j

[sweetsoap323]

I just want to restate this now I’m listening to Welcome to the Horizon and Midnight Burger

[gothleif]

effie and zebulon to me

[rotatingferret]

Did y'all notice in the Big Malevolent Thing episode that when Ava first walked in, Caspar told her to go sit at that booth over there. So did she decide that booth was her booth bc Caspar told her to sit there???

[yeetmeintothevast]

Chekov's Fucking Gun

[darikbelochka]

Let’s cook our spring vegetable healthy meals with Caduceus🥰

[sweetsoap323]

Wait…………… how does Casper get air in the glass box? Did they poke holes in it?

[moonkais3r]

caspar i'm putting you under the damn microscope

[dennona]

Gloria gave him a hairtie

[rotatingferret]

They done put my boy in an aquarium

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[lilac-shrike-deactivated2026012]

committing tea crimes (milk in before bag out) in the name of peace (my dad wanting a very specific colour that is better achieved by bag squeezes after milk far easier than by adding milk drop by drop after the bag is out- what he doesnt know about the making wont hurt him)

[sweetsoap323]

Is this not just how you make tea? Am I committed tea crime?

[thevaldeztardis456]

Midnight Burger Incorrect Quotes

Gloria: you shouldn’t be using a straw

Leif: yeah i know, it’s bad for the environment and all

Gloria: no it’s just a really weird way to eat spaghetti

[not-yet-love-run]

Something something "the episode of Midnight Burger where only half of the people could see the world-killer asteroid coming towards earth while the other half couldn't", something something "only half of the main characters being able to pronounce Leif's name correctly while the other half had NO idea and could not be corrected".... There's something about the signs being there all along of damage to the fabric of space time....

[theartofcmaine]

"You were Always Broken, Percival"

One of the most memorable quotes from the first season of Critical Role, the haunting of Percy and the answer he perhaps always knew. Bound to a pact with a demon, the names of his enemies inscribed on the barrel of his gun, Percy hunted his demons and nearly became one himself.

[warmer-gaze]

redo of an old piece (v) for week 3 of @cr-aspec-fest (unconventional relationships). I'm just so normal about them & the inherent tenderness of mentorship