chems

[swervesbigballs]

hallo im chems and i heart swerve :o)

more about me on my neocities (write on my guestbook please pl).

my main/reblog blog :oP

my evil 18+ blog >:o)

#chemsings - for text posts

#chemsfarts - for art

#chemsedits - for gif edits

#swerve adventures - for irl pics of swerve

[swervesbar]

Swerve quick question how many drink have u make in a year?

[4hllee]

yayyy

[reader-from-nowhere]

MEET THE CHEMIST: SWERVE

Say hello to our local walking chemical war crime! No, seriously, say hello to him. He’s lonely.

extras vvv

[chefbeepo]

What who made these

Original images below

[flowerprintundies]

Your engex server for this evening

[idw-swerve-standing]

HELLO LITTLE GUY HELLOOOO HELLO BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP

[reader-from-nowhere]

So far Swerve is the most popular meet the team post! Thank you everyone for being invested in my silly AU, heres Swerve in a cute dress 😼😼😼

[fancydusk]

The Duo (even if Swerve has never said it before, Tailgate knows that he appreciates him)

The look so yapper and listener coded in Shattered Glass..

HC!: He has this habit of staring at you awkwardly until you finally decide he can leave when you absolutely need him to TALK during mission briefings. Therefore, Rodimus decided it would be good idea to put him with a partner who actually TALKS and gives the reports instead of Swerve (Which, unfortunately for him, ended up being Tailgate but still an improvement) Because, actually? He would much rather deal with the insane crap he knows Tailgate (the little menace he is) is gonna put on him on every report than deal with whatever the fuck is wrong with Swerve.

Swerve doesn't help himself either, since he also lowers the "opacity" of one side of his visor a bit to get them to dismissed him faster, because he knows that his right optic is kinda uncanny to other bots (except for Tailgate, much to his own surprise)

[bri-dg3]

average swerve driving experience

non-blurred + og gif down below:

[bri-dg3]

doodlse

[shbllkaa]

Which songs do you think Swerve would love?

short answer: dad rock

long answer: i have a separate playlist for the songs he'd listen to. it's basically the same Dad Rock but also sometimes some cheesy songs and songs i associate with him but that wouldn't go to a playlist About him (i have. two playlists for him). he'd totally be into Evanescence, The Smiths, ELO, AC/DC, and all the indie rock jro put as songs in mtmte 41-42 because it's swerves party

if you want you can listen to the playlist here. i update it all the time so i can't call it a complete list of songs but it's what i have

P.S. i also think he'd experiment with human music in general and would call himself a person who listens to everything and probably be like that guy from tiktok who doesn't want to be genrephobic, but he ultimately would love the kind of music i described the most

P.P.S. one of my favourite headcanons is him listening to sad music ironically but then actually getting upset and crying. because he's a loser

[vydinnya]

Why is she so whimsical

[mendely]

DISSAPROVAL

[dezmolad]

confession

[shbllkaa]

I'm back with Свервтелик, your art is truly inspiring

[shbllkaa]

How do we feel abt girlfailure Swerve

I AM GOING INSANE??????????????????? HRLLO?????????????? HI??????? OK??????? HI??????? одного дня я прокинулась і бог сказав всі українці поступово почнуть любити сверва і це потихеньку стається she looks so cute okOk ok hi. hi. intense grip. oh my god

we feel like we're fainting and dying