Swiftshadow™

Swiftshadow™ Swifty / m / 27

[superbnature]

C.Coomans photography by KeesCoomans https://ift.tt/2yKQOHx

[funkyfrogoftheday]

today’s funky frog of the day is: phyllomedusa tomopterna! it is commonly called the tiger-striped leaf frog. (x)

[fluffygif]

Smol Frog

[swiftshadowtm]

They never let poor Roofolph... join in any tapeworm games :)

[swiftshadowtm]

My gf: [starts kicking butt in Jedi Fallen Order within 60 seconds of taking the controller]

Me:

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

behold…

absolute unit

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[bonechomper]

[jamesbitchjames]

[swiftshadowtm]

Anybody: [says the word “leg”]

My gf:

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

@swiftshadowtm pls learn 2 spell “warriors”

[swiftshadowtm]

You know I’m sensitive about the fact that I can’t spell

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

it’s real bully swifty hours

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

horrible car mod: DON'T put a $12 spoiler on your Honda Accord; DON'T have a "send nudes" sticker.

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

@swiftshadowtm pls learn 2 spell “warriors”

[swiftshadowtm]

You know I’m sensitive about the fact that I can’t spell

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[osailorboy]

[swiftshadowtm]

Why is this single image the best possible representation of modern capitalist retail

[xeppeli]

*finishes eating a ½ lb burger* wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex.

[badgerandsword-blog-deactivated]

i’ve been trying to read this for an hour with no luck

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

I see you rating cars I am mourning my 1996 Oldsmobile 98regency rn. It was a fucking tank till the breaklines rusted out. 210,000 miles. Infested by mice 3 times. Had to crawl in from the passenger side. Took so many hits from deer before I got it. Rip my ugly old baby.

12/10 for the sake of that bitch running forever and surviving the apocalypse like twice

RIP in peace babey

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

"Some cars... that's just the way they are. Undying pieces of junk that deserve the world." — @swiftshadowtm

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

My uncle has it now, but I had a 2005 Buick LeSabre! It was nifty but the battery was under the back seats? Which was weird and I couldn't get used to the length rip

0/10 i hate buicks lmao they're so ugly and unimpressive and their performance is terrible

"i can't even stand buick commercials" - @swiftshadowtm

[swiftshadowtm]

hey what if we kdfdhfhgffjhhhghffgjsa? haha just kidding... unless ;)