[jamesbitchjames]

guys with earrings are now protected by the FDA

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[tazzymcclazzy]

the next few seconds WRAPPED

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[valkugo]

RENLY 🤝 DAERON

roasting their "godlike" brothers

Game of Thrones, s02e04 "Garden of Bones" // A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, s01e04 "Seven"

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

[dogpuppy]

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[capacity2]

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[tatters-the-bat]

[missyfrs]

to be a fly on the wall for a conversation between these two

[hellotailor]

New York Post unethical vs. New York Times unethical

[montresori]

#that's one of his daughters that's no contact with him - @softest-beigest-pillow

[isopodgirldick]

someone do something

[saspitite]

what do you suggest we do, user isopodgirldick?

[isopodgirldick]

forage the seafloor for bits of decaying organic matter to eat

[isopodgirldick]

oh you mean about the whales

[stantler]

[jamesbitchjames]

we need to revive being a little embarrassed not to know things. stop defending your right to know nothing and never learn again a day in your life.