Swig

for legal proposes, i do not represent the Utah-Based company or any affilated people or groups

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sup, I'm Swig

Pronouns: it/its but Mod goes by They/Xem

Things that ARE IMPORTANT to know: Mod is a minor, Mod is from Utah so they can talk shit about their home state, Mod is happy to answer any (if they're appropriate and feel comfortable answering) questions you may have, Mod ask for any friends (irl or not) to not mention Mod by name or by main, Mod also needs tone indicators (Mod will be very thankful if you do use tone indicators)

DNI: queerphobic, racist, ableist, pedo or zoo philic, NSFT blogs, and generally mean people.

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-swig answers something (answering ask)

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uhhh... I guess that's it so... stay swiggy (???)

BLOGS I ALSO RUN:

@iron-offical @ron-offical @micro-plastic-offical @sodium-offical @uranium-offical @neon-offical

[tntcat]

This is like my favorite feature of Utah

[state-of-utah-offical]

@swig-offical LOOK! ITS YOU!

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OMG I LOOK SO SEXY AND BIG

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its been so long

*queue It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone*

[state-of-utah-offical]

Favorite soda. And theres only one correct answer

(Its root beer)

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

(I would say cheerwine but I don't like it)

Doctor Pepper!

…and root bear is a close second…?

[raleigh-nc-official-totally-real]

I'll accept a close second

[state-of-utah-offical]

HELLO? DR PEPPER IS AMAZING

@swig-offical can you confirm Dr Pepper is amazing

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DR PEPPER IS FUCKIN AMAZING ITS SO GOOD LIKE DR PEPPER MAKES LIFE EXIST YOUR 6TH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER LIED WATER DOES MAKE LIFE ITS DR PEPPER LIFE DIDNT EXIST BEFORE ITS INVENTION DONT EVEN SAY DR P ISNT GOOD CAUSE THEN ILL HAVE TO SWIG YA (POUR FREEZING COLD DR PEPPER ON YOU)

[state-of-utah-offical]

we should have limited edition swig license plates

@swig-offical

Hmm… I’ll come up with something

[swig-offical]

WAY AHEAD OF YOU :3

[state-of-utah-offical]

we should have limited edition swig license plates

@swig-offical

Hmm… I’ll come up with something

[swig-offical]

WAY AHEAD OF YOU :3

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i got my swig free today because they felt bad for me (I'm wearing the worst shirt I own)

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guess what??? I don't need to guess, I know you're gay

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HEAR YE HEAR YE YURI SODA TIME!!!

got this stuff, photos and review soon

@state-of-utah-offical @great-salt-lake-official @uta-offical @cat-that-ignored-you-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @udot-offical @the-united-states-offical AND EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cia-offical]

omg you’re alive

[swig-offical]

lol yeah the Canadians made me drink maple syrup for CIA secrets, good thing the only thing they got out of me is that you like to eat Skittles from a bird feeder

[cia-offical]

I’m gonna have to take down my bird feeders now aren’t I ☹️☹️

[swig-offical]

yes

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HEAR YE HEAR YE YURI SODA TIME!!!

got this stuff, photos and review soon

@state-of-utah-offical @great-salt-lake-official @uta-offical @cat-that-ignored-you-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @udot-offical @the-united-states-offical AND EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cia-offical]

omg you’re alive

[swig-offical]

lol yeah the Canadians made me drink maple syrup for CIA secrets, good thing the only thing they got out of me is that you like to eat Skittles from a bird feeder

[swig-offical]

HEAR YE HEAR YE YURI SODA TIME!!!

got this stuff, photos and review soon

@state-of-utah-offical @great-salt-lake-official @uta-offical @cat-that-ignored-you-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @udot-offical @the-united-states-offical AND EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE REVIEW + PHOTOS

glass

2. gay bacon and peach rings

3. pour

4. pour more (be greedy)

5. add syrup and cinnamon ($21!!!!! FOR CINNAMON SYRUP!!!!!!!) (YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP IT ISNT)

RATING:

honestly, it smelled so bad like ew but the taste is great. I think I'm feeling something... something gay. brb guys I'm gonna make out with my girlfriend

i could taste the peach and gayass bacon, surprised I'm not tasting pure cinnamon tbh

would I make again? nah. would I recommend it? only to the bravest and gayest

also sorry it took so long to do this, school , time and the money to do this was hard to get. anygays, hope all you mlm fags, wlw dykes, and nblnb bloops love this :3

STAY GAY AND TRANS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swig-offical]

HEAR YE HEAR YE YURI SODA TIME!!!

got this stuff, photos and review soon

@state-of-utah-offical @great-salt-lake-official @uta-offical @cat-that-ignored-you-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @udot-offical @the-united-states-offical AND EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swig-offical]

GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

@state-of-utah-offical can we have this on every flag pole in Utah by Wednesday?????????????????

[state-of-utah-offical]

…Every one near a Swig location maybe.

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#MEANIE

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GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

@state-of-utah-offical can we have this on every flag pole in Utah by Wednesday?????????????????

[state-of-utah-offical]

…Every one near a Swig location maybe.

[swig-offical]

#MEANIE

[swig-offical]

GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

@state-of-utah-offical can we have this on every flag pole in Utah by Wednesday?????????????????

[state-of-utah-offical]

…Every one near a Swig location maybe.

[swig-offical]

#MEANIE

[swig-offical]

GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

@state-of-utah-offical can we have this on every flag pole in Utah by Wednesday?????????????????

[swig-offical]

ive been thirsty for weeks because all I drink is swig because water is boring and bad for you