SwimbagQuotes

Friend quotes I question my life over

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“It’s not illegal to have a black hole. There’s no law saying I can’t”

-James 08/24/23 10:21pm

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“Yeah squid fuck your mom or something?”

-Croft 09/23/23 10:10pm

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“THE GAY LOVER HAS THE POWER OF THREE DIMENSIONAL SKULLS”

-Croft 10/01/23 9:39pm

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“I can’t hear. The darkness is speaking. Where is the lamb chop?”

-Andy 8/25/2023 11:30pm

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“I’m an expensive whore and you need to keep me happy”

-Colin 8/19/2023 10:14pm

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“I just beat a disabled person”

-James 8/9/2023 11:04pm

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“Did you steal my kids!? Did you lose my fucking kids?!?!”

-Savannah 6/30/2023 1:51pm

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“Crofts got daddy legs”

-Savannah 6/24/2023 9:47pm

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“He should be ROCK HARD from that”

-Colin 6/24/2023 7:01pm

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“Fat dick spirit”

-Colin 6/24/2023 6:27pm

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“This isn’t very cash money of me”

-Hailee 6/23/2023 4:10pm

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“Do I need to punish you more with my toes?”

-James 6/20/2023 10:04pm

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“Why did Croft blow himself up?” -Darvin

“Because it was funny” -Sean

6/19/2023 9:26pm

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“98,000 rats in a room”

-Sean 6/19/2023 8:27pm

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“Don’t go shopping at Goodwill, just rob someone”

-Willow 5/29/2023 4:49pm

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“I’d love to be someone’s rug”

-Darvin 5/27/2023 10:01pm

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“I thought she was supposed to be a mermaid not a sea monkey”

-Colin 5/1/23 6:47pm