the life of a swimmer

Hi I'm Marissa is this is a blog about what I'm obsessed with (swimming) and other random things I find funny.

[fruitsnacky]

[slavery]

[canaydian]

i wish people had crushes on me 

[johnathon]

[spacepprincess-deactivated20140]

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

[timotheechalametscumslut]

[swimmersknow-blog]

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

[sraepsyentirb1]

when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous

[killer-killjoy]

can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[princeturtogo]

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[pale-brit-deactivated20181217]

[brbjellyfishing]

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

[smokyy-mountain-rain-deactivate]

Found this on WeHeartIt and I was all like AMEN!!

[4everswimming]

Source: Dwyer Strong https://www.facebook.com/dwyerstrong?fref=ts

Mike Lewis/ Ola Vista Photography

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

i am 41 cheetos tall 

[sex-doesnt-alarm-me-deactivated]

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

we were out of doritos 

[swimmersknow-blog]

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana