double cheeseburger with EXTRA BACON

grilledbacon or grilledbaCAN follow ur dreams kids... im kelsie, i like food and bad jokes

[grilledbacon]

is anyone still on here

[sir-broccoli]

[grilledbacon]

I feel deflated

[apricotcrayon]

when bae is super cute and keeps making you laugh but you remember what he did on april 17th at 3:43pm

[ithelpstodream]

Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.

[mistymountianss]

[inahiddenplace]

lmao no offense.. but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason

[badpvnk]

!!!!!!

[milkgoat-deactivated20121119]

[fuks]

[hi]

“hey do you have any cool plans for the break?”

[neonanima]

When someone makes you think they’re about to tell you some juicy gossip

[joshpeck]

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[chinese-silk]

[flawlessvevo]

*drinks water once*

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