20 Ways for Frigid Faggots to Stay Warm in Below-Freezing Weather
It’s freezing across the country today. Here in Chicago, for instance, it’s 0 degrees outside. Yes. You read that right. Zero. With that in mind, here’s a list of 20 ways for faggots to get warm today:
Get on your knees and suck a dick. If you’re properly focused on giving the cock the attention it deserves, you won’t even notice the cold.
Get your face under a pair of low-hanging Alpha balls ASAP; His sack will keep your face nice and warm.
Bury your face inside a piping-hot Alpha ass crack. The steam from His hole will keep you toasty.
Ride a fat Alpha cock until you’re sweating. The harder you ride, the warmer you’ll be.
Do some jumping jacks, crunches and pushups. It’s important to keep your physique in good shape so that Men will enjoy using it, and the exercise will keep your body temperature high.
Hole yourself up in a filthy mensroom and offer your services to every shivering Man who comes in from outside to take a piss. Warming them up will warm you up.
Find a bed in a hotel or bathhouse and lie there, ass up. Hotels and bathhouses have central heating and plenty of Man flesh, both of which will keep Jack Frost away.
Find a pair of dirty piss-, shit- and/or cum-stained Alpha underwear and wear them on your head. The undies will keep your face warm while the scent of the stains will get you so fag-drunk that you won’t feel the cold so much.
Bend over and let a Man rape your cunt as hard and as deep as He can. The fuck will generate all the heat you need.
Recruit two Alpha Tops to spit roast you; with their help, you’ll keep warm from both ends at once.
Take a shower in warm Alpha piss, straight from the tap. His urine on your skin will provide instant warmth.
Take a load of Alpha piss down your throat or up your ass; nothing will warm you up more quickly or more completely than having piss-filled guts.
Get as many loads of spit, piss and cum on your face as you can, and leave them there to dry. The dried fluids will create a warming barrier between your face and the cold.
Confess your fag-sins (i.e., all the ways you’ve disobeyed and/or disrespected Men recently) to a willing Sir and then bend over for your punishment. The spankings He’ll give you will turn your ass bright red, and a bright red ass always burns with heat that keeps your entire body warm.
Plug your empty holes — your face cunt and your ass cunt — with a butt plug or dildo, because fags are like houses: You have to plug the holes so that the cold air can’t get inside.
Service a Man’s sweaty feet; His feet have likely been cooped up inside a pair of hot boots, so they’re pre-heated to warm you.
Find a Master who keeps cages for slaves and ask Him if He has a vacancy; being locked inside a fag cage will force you to curl up into a nice, warm ball of pig flesh.
Request verbal abuse from a Man or Master in your life. The words “faggot,” “slut,” “whore,” “bitch” and “pig” will fill you with warm feelings that keep you nice and cozy.
Get your faghole bred. Filling your hole with cum is like filling it with a nice, warm bath.
Drink a cup of hot cocoa with a shot of Man cream in it. It will warm you from the inside out.
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