[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

me: beer is so nasty

bearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss

[thecommonchick]

“PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH" 

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

[crocodilet0ngues]

autumn : the greatest season of all.

[do0lally]

I LOVE BOTH OF THESE AUTUMNS

[prince-everhard]

[as-thin-as-fuck]

THIS BLOWS MY MIND EVERY FUCKING TIME, LOOK AT THE STRINGS!

[badkuthi-deactivated20150923]

Shit like this breaks my heart from how beautiful it Is

[contre-sixte-fleche]

xvua

[homotology]

[gasolineandhome-deactivated2016]

If a girl fucks the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. If a girl fucks 50 different dicks her vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboi logic knows no bounds.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[jestereye7x-deactivated20210102]

Hang Drum

Ethereal Sounds Played Within!

[farewell-to-arms]

This is remarkable art.

[waitareulistening]

this is pretty

[lilmoonsprite-blog]

If you were a mermaid, you would have drowned thousands of sailors.

Literally the best compliment I have ever received ever (via themoonandsunn)

[bluecaptions]

How focal length affects perspective.

[manicpixiedeathwish-blog]

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

[interpretivescreaming]

This is seriously a life altering revelation

[quotethatshow]

[soulmeetsworld]

Louis C.K.

[youth-united-deactivated2017010]

this is one of the most important/overlooked things

[iamshanxo-deactivated20170530]

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[lindsayslohan]

[kittyvines]

[throhing]

BRB D E A D

[marcholasmoth]

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

[shasta-brah]

northofsuperior

[do0lally]

BABBYYYYY

[coloradoqueen]

Don't fight about money in front of your kids.

They will feel guilty like it’s their fault and not ask for necessities when they run out.

Don’t fucking do it.

[apocalyptic-assassin-deactivate]

Don’t use money AGAINST your kids either. Don’t EVER tell them money is tight when it’s not, and they KNOW it’s not. That’s another way for them to not trust you or to feel guilty when asking for anything. 

[skyscribbles-deactivated2017060]

Also don’t use money as a guilt tactic for them not doing something or not agreeing with you.

“I buy your food and your clothes and this and that and this is how you repay me?”

They didn't ask to be born, you made the choice to have a child and take care of them as a responsible parent. Don’t throw that guilt on them and make them feel like shit over what they couldn’t control.

[macerkatie]

My parents do this all the time and it is horrible. 

[cil-confirmed]

My mom really fucked me up with this when I was a kid, to the point where I ran out of pain meds for an injury and didn’t tell her because I was afraid she’d have to spend money. The pain was excruciating and I just had to deal with it.

[housewifeswag]

this is SO IMPORTANT.

[johnnaholmgren]

Mornings with this sleepy girl and her messy top bun. Coffee made, hard boiled eggs cooking and cozied under a blanket on the couch grabbing books in sight and watching the show, Clifford, which in my opinion totally teaches empathy in children. It’s so amazing. She studied these eggs for quite awhile. I hope to teach her great appreciation for food and its source. It matters so much what we fuel our bodies with. 🍴