Stadium Status

Shay. 23. I say stupid shit. Detroit. Tracy Chapman Lookalike Contest Winner. Crappy Cellphone pics

[ruinedchildhood]

[parksandrex]

Are you feelin’ it now Mr.Krabs?

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[skluug]

aha. i can tell from the look on your face that my behavior has surprised you. perhaps my past behavior had lead you to believe i'd respond to this circumstance differently? you've just encountered one of my trademark "multitudes"

[disgustinggf]

[generousdonkeyskeleton]

im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen

[animentality]

[electricgnu]

The fucking job market is abysmal

[stream]

[wordlytreasures-deactivated2016]

Star Trek: Deep Space 9

[capacity]

I wanna bf that has a life like those characters from fast & the furious and he come home n I bandage his knee and urge him to b careful out there bc I’m pregnant

[capacity]

Idk why I said this. I need an accountant

[mumblesplash]

like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

[overheardatthecontinental]

[jonnywaistcoat]

[crow--teeth]

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

[glimmah]

[spectrometrie]

im so glad discovering music is endless 

[bisexualwario]

[radiofreederry]

[engulfes]

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

[swiftrunnerfelidae]