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boarcriminal-deactivated2018052

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

mezzalunanova

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

cherrycoloredsky-archive

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY.

bigmouthlass

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

elusive-suggestions

always rb

coneybitch

rb for the advice

the-headless-vulcan

don’t rely on taste, ppl could dissolve all kinds of drugs into ur drink so don’t accept drinks from anyone unless u see it made by the bartender in front of u and keep ur drink in your sight, if u have to leave it then gulp it down or throw it away

uncommongenders-deactivated2021

Pride season is coming up so please stay safe!!

geekandmisandry

If you are not feeling great don’t let a stranger take you outside. In fact, I know the allure of getting away from crowds when you’re sick is strong but stay where the people are.

Also watch out for each other. If someone is being suspect or you think someone is drugged alert security.

studyandstorms-deactivated20250

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it.

mama-green

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

alicatchrist-deactivated2019031

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

itsvondell-deactivated20180104

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

chromalogue

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

bowtochris

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

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@amburguesaypapasfritas

partytilfajr

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

spiritualsun

I have never reblogged anything so fast

harcules

You say you can’t live without me, so why aren’t you dead yet?

Madison Bear (via harcules)

typingtheworld

Shakespeare Quotes That Remind Me of The Types

ISFJ: “Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.”(Henry V)

ESFJ: “All the world ‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.”(As You Like It)

ISTJ:“[Life] is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”(Macbeth)

ESTJ: “Swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable.”(Romeo and Juliet)

ISFP: “If music be the food of love, play on.”(Twelfth Night)

ESFP: “This above all: to thine ownself be true.”(Hamlet)

ISTP: “There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”(Hamlet)

ESTP: “Action is eloquence.”(Coriolanus)

INFJ: “The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope.”(Measure for Measure)

ENFJ: “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings.”(Julius Caesar)

INTJ: "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.“(As You Like It)

ENTJ: “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.”(Twelfth Night)

INFP: “If love be blind, it best agrees with night.”(Romeo and Juliet)

ENFP: “The robb’d that smiles, steals something from the thief.”(Othello)

INTP: “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”(Romeo and Juliet)

ENTP: “Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.”(Hamlet)