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I guess I'm making some sort of impact on my passengers? Wild people. #UberDriver

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Here's how I spent the last few hours. Cracking open roughly 400 fortune cookies from my friends at @officialpandaexpress Next step taking these fortunes and writing songs and comedic monologues. FYI: 8 cookies in this box had no fortunes. #foodforthought

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Couldn't breathe, now I know why. #WTF #boogerhands #breatheinbreatheout

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Now I really look like my dad. I was told I don't post things enough, So here goes.

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When you can't even take a morning shit without this fucker popping up... #pokemongo #trainingislife #gottacatchemall

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Come get me. #pokemongo

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Happy fun time while shopping, she's #crazy

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And today on #WhatsInTheBox we take a good long look at my work place's package. Is it a "special toy"? An arm? It's 1:30, do you know where your child is at? Hmmm #RaisingArizona #OpenTheBox #comedy #hashtag

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Quick quite time with my lovely wife, @nikole_gammons1

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Thx #Arizona for making #nature so beautiful from time to time. #Cactus #Flowers #DesertDweller

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#ripprince #bandwagon

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#Smith and the @arizonacoyotes making some great saves today! #Yotographer #WeAreCoyotes

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Come out and see the bird City Comedy Festival April 8th Thru the 10th. We have lots of great comedians who are going to be there and some awesome headliners. Tickets on sale now. #comedy

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Alright @arizonacoyotes who's been learning to levitate? This isn't Harry Potter on ice! #Magic #HP #WeAreCoyotes

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After many attempts @nikole_gammons1 's phone let me do a swap. #JackSkelington #faceswap #hashtag

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Three little move swimming to their hearts content.