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When you visit a friend and they have a cat:

[swixerwastaken]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[swixerwastaken]

I reblog something.

Followers: reblog.

Followers: reblog.

Followers: reblog.

Followers: reblog.

I post something:

Followers:

Followers:

Followers:

Followers:...

Me: guys.

Me: hey guys.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[swixerwastaken]

check out our latest short film, Max, here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[rihennvs]

[b-lissfolly]

[swixerwastaken]

DARES 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_qKxKbyGb4

[swixerwastaken]

last chance to send us dares!!!

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

So when are we as a society going to reject clickbait-tier journalism?

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The answer may surprise you!

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today in Almost Getting The Point But Missing It

[be-blackstar]

Art

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today in Almost Getting The Point But Missing It

[be-blackstar]

Art

[https-graces]

I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

[everyone-hearts-it]

But boys don’t get periods??? lol 

[https-graces]

[antigeorge]

my sense of humor: someone sends a text to me with a typo and I only respond with the typo

[honeymoonshoes]

im just a sleepy girl ya know? thats who i am

[takealookatyourlife]

Stopping girl hate doesn’t mean you have to like or get along with every other woman. It just means you don’t tear women down for being women. It means you let go of your internalised misogyny, envy, and jealousy of other women. It means not using gender based insults to undermine other women. It means you don’t push other women under the bus for men. It means you stop holding other women to the arbitrary and restrictive gender roles you’ve been socialised into.