King that's gonna beat you down

Y'all ain't got shit on me. [not an overly serious Octoling Octavio ask/rp blog by Para] [may be nsfw a little tiny bit]

[swoltavio]

WOAHHH thats some muscle ya got there!!

may you tell us some tricks on how to become big and strong like you are :o?

THANKS!

You're askin' me for some advice? Sure thing Kiddo.

Aight first off, you gotta take care of yourself, yeah? Don't be hard on yourself- love who you are- and if ya don't like who you are, then ya gotta work to where y'do!

Eat healthy, but don't be afraid to treat yourself sometimes. You're worth it!

Get plenty'a rest, and know when to take a break on somethin' when you needta!

Exercise is an obvious one! Exercise in whatever way is most comfortable for ya! I know some folks can't do certain exercises for whatever reason, so do what's most accessible! But don't overdo it! Take your time! It's also easier to work out with a friend!

Stayin' hydrated is also good. Definitely do that.

[swoltavio]

Swoltavio: We’re homies! 100000000% and dont’ya go forgettin’ it.

[swoltavio]

Same anon as before, that 'maybe later' turn into a yes yet? 😏

Real persistent aint'cha?

[swoltavio]

You.

[swoltavio]

Smash

..Smash what?

[spicy-beats]

MY ALTERNATES ARE THE BEST BROS.

“YOU FUCK WITH AN OCTAVIO, YOU FUCK WITH ALL OF US.”

“SERIOUSLY YO, HAD YOU TOLD ME THAT ALL OF MY ALTERNATES WERE THIS RAD A COUPLE YEARS AGO, I’D HAVE LAUGHED IN YOUR FACE!”

“BUT IT’S GLARINGLY OBVIOUS THAT THEY’RE RAD - THEY’RE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME! AS SMART AND AS GORGEOUS AS I AM!” 

[swoltavio]

“Anyone decidin’ to talk shit about any of us will get their face fuckin’ REMIXED with a fist.”

[spicy-beats]

SOMEONE HELP ME

I GOT BANNED FROM CRUSH STATION BECAUSE I TRIED TO ENTER IT WITH MY MECH.

THE OCTOBOT KING DESERVES FRESH SHOES GYAH HA HA

THE CRAB MAN ISN’T EVEN MAD HE’S JUST DISAPPOINTED BTW. BUT I’M STILL BANNED.

[swoltavio]

Sheesh I hope that doesn’t like- fuckin’ apply to all octavio’s ‘cuz I love gettin’ my shoes from there.

GENIUS idea with the shoes for the ‘ol octobot king. Might have’ta do that myself.

[paras-splattastic-art]

Swoltavio doodle

[swoltavio]

Muah!😘

Uh. Thanks?

[paras-splattastic-art]

Traditional outfit for Swoltavio.

Worn primarily for meetings and/or formal events.

[swoltavio]

Swoltavio is currently passed the fuck out on his throne due to a little too much to drink. 20 good sized bottles of Wasabi Saké will do that to ya.

[candykraken]

Callie climbs up on his throne next to him to draw something rude on his face!

[swoltavio]

There is now a wide assortment of doodles on Swoltavio’s face.

He’s not going to be happy once he wakes up.

[swoltavio]

Swoltavio is currently passed the fuck out on his throne due to a little too much to drink. 20 good sized bottles of Wasabi Saké will do that to ya.

[swoltavio]

YEAH FUCKIN’ EAT SHIT TEAM ORDER! YA BORIN’ FUCKWADS!

[swoltavio]

-loud airhorn noises-

[swoltavio]

Can I kiss/marry you?

“Marry me? Nah but like..A kiss is aight. ‘s a real sweet ask, greysquid.”

[swoltavio]

"Wow, Octavio. That's quite the sailor mouth you have. I bet you and Pearl are gonna have a swearing contest one day!"

"And that’ll be an obvious win for me.”

[swoltavio]

TEAM CHAOS BABYYYY!!

YOU FUCKIN’ KNOW IT.

AIN’T LETTIN’ THOSE ORDER KILLJOYS RUIN OUR FUN