everyone's pal

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They call it the big apple cause it has the same amount of bugs you'd expect to find on a big apple

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Nice to see awesome things happening to this website since I've been gone

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coming back here feels like visiting your highschool. I live at the bottom of this hill now, about 15 minutes from my highschool

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I'm logged into Tumblr for the first time in years and it's nice to see a lot of my old posts still doing numbers. This used to be the most important place on the internet for me and if I never check it again I am eternally grateful for the people I met here

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I've thought about Marianne Williamson every day since I found out who she was. I feel like she could take a staff and stiffly tap one end against my forehead and solve all the problems in my mind and soul

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my costume on season 25 of the masked singer

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The garlic press is truly the most pitiful of all kitchen tools

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I appreciate the sentiment but I don't think Mercedes is gonna get us outta the middle east

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hag

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my neighbor is back from england and now this cursed shit is in the house

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Yall this is the worst spirit I've had in my entire life. I cant stop laughing abt how bad it is, it literally tastes JUST like cocaine

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moth shadow

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I wish I could play all the mail man parts of death stranding and make someone else sneak past the ghosts. I'm also terrifird of the open ocean so every time i respawn i throw up a little bit

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She said nerd was the n word