Hi! I'll prepare the cannon for you!

Not affiliated with Nintendo in any way! I just prepare the cannons in the courses! They/it.

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

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[Audio Description: the bob-omb buddy talking sound effect from Super Mario 64. End audio description]

[sm64mario]

Mario'a like to congratulate Super Mario 64 for it'sa 30th anniversary today! Which'a very self-congratulatory, but still. I'a hear the age of 30 is in demand!

[sm64mario]

bob-omb bagel field

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

Well, you know what they say!

wi we wu wi wi wu we

[sm64mario]

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I found a cannon.

Who. On Earth. Put a cannon in an empty purple void of all places?

There's not even anyone to open it for here!

...I mean, I could use it, but I don't think that would get me much of anywhere. I've also had enough of falling for a lifetime, I think.

[mk-dry-bones]

Is there anything in the sky, like something that looks like the sun or the moon or just some random floating piece of land?

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

Sorry for the late response, as I immediately gave in, opened the cannon, and got in it, but you were right. After 7 days of flying out of the cannon, I've finally landed on a floating piece of land. It's... big. And a lot less barren. I'd take another picture, but I think my camera broke on impact...

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I found a cannon.

Who. On Earth. Put a cannon in an empty purple void of all places?

There's not even anyone to open it for here!

...I mean, I could use it, but I don't think that would get me much of anywhere. I've also had enough of falling for a lifetime, I think.

[sm64mario]

you know how hard it is to open'a bag of chips with hands like these

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

You can make the peace sign with at least one of your hands... Maybe if you did it with both, you could pinch the sides of the bag with your four total fingers and open it like that?

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

50 posts!

They say if you post 100 posts, a hidden Power Star might spawn...

...I don't know who says that.

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

Oh! I almost missed it! Happy Trans Day of Visibility, everyone!

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

There was ahole in the Ground

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

Falling

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I finally landed. My everything hurts. Ow.

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

There was ahole in the Ground

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

Falling

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

There was ahole in the Ground

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I should really stop disappearing for upwards of a month. I don't think that's a good way to run a blog like this.

I do have good news, though! I've finally made it out of Whomp's Fortress!

...And for some less good news, I have no idea where I ended up. There's quite literally nothing here. This might just be more boring than Whomp's.

[ohimherenow]

Any visual scenery around where you are? or is it just like...a void?

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

One second, I'll take a picture...

There we go!

It's all purple. There's literally nothing else here. I don't know how I got here.

[ohimherenow]

...well uh...can't help identify where you are. Sorry.

At least the purple shade plus the gradient is nice?

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

That is true, the purple is quite nice. I don't think it's gonna stay nice when it's all I have to look at for the next whoever-knows-how-long, though.

[ohimherenow]

Fair enough- actually wait how did you get there anyways? ':|

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I have absolutely zero clue. Went into hibernation for a month and was here when I awakened.

...The month-long hibernation thing is a joke, but the going-to-sleep-and-waking-up-here thing isn't.

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I should really stop disappearing for upwards of a month. I don't think that's a good way to run a blog like this.

I do have good news, though! I've finally made it out of Whomp's Fortress!

...And for some less good news, I have no idea where I ended up. There's quite literally nothing here. This might just be more boring than Whomp's.

[ohimherenow]

Any visual scenery around where you are? or is it just like...a void?

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

One second, I'll take a picture...

There we go!

It's all purple. There's literally nothing else here. I don't know how I got here.

[ohimherenow]

...well uh...can't help identify where you are. Sorry.

At least the purple shade plus the gradient is nice?

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

That is true, the purple is quite nice. I don't think it's gonna stay nice when it's all I have to look at for the next whoever-knows-how-long, though.

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I should really stop disappearing for upwards of a month. I don't think that's a good way to run a blog like this.

I do have good news, though! I've finally made it out of Whomp's Fortress!

...And for some less good news, I have no idea where I ended up. There's quite literally nothing here. This might just be more boring than Whomp's.

[ohimherenow]

Any visual scenery around where you are? or is it just like...a void?

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

One second, I'll take a picture...

There we go!

It's all purple. There's literally nothing else here. I don't know how I got here.

[pinkbob-ombsm64]

I should really stop disappearing for upwards of a month. I don't think that's a good way to run a blog like this.

I do have good news, though! I've finally made it out of Whomp's Fortress!

...And for some less good news, I have no idea where I ended up. There's quite literally nothing here. This might just be more boring than Whomp's.