Dec 7, 2018
Aggressive Crabs
Holy shit, so I was playing Dnd 4th or 5th edition and ksksksk my familiar is a crab, and I was getting bitch slapped to death by this one bandit, I was doing horribly at fighting. I got knocked out and I decided that my familiar should fight for me. My brother had a question at the time and he was asking if there would be an element of surprise if my crab attacked the bandit. Dad said no, maybe but only if you roll a 20 would that happen. So I'm knocked out, no one is helping me on my team, one of the characters have gone blind, everyone thinks I'm gonna die. I roll my d20 and guess what I got.
A fucking 20.
The bandit dies on the spot and someone comes to help me out. We are all dying of laughter, it was so funny my god.