Everything Beth

Rational, level headed, and into beautiful things. I go long periods of time without internet so don't be worried if I stop posting for a long time!

[onlytwitterpics]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[psych2go]

If you’re an introvert or want to learn more about introverts, check out this page:

https://www.facebook.com/Introvert-Problems-1049503415116099/?fref=ts

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[elisabethdawn]

Staying up all night makes me want to do crazy things.

like date a white guy

[melannen]

A lot of people conceptualize their period as their uterus having a tantrum about there being no baby. I used to do that, too.

Then I found this article about why we menstruate and I realized that’s not what’s going on.

It’s actually my uterus saying, “Look, you don’t want a baby this month. I certainly don’t want a damn baby this month. We’re going to make damn sure there’s no baby this month even if I have to nuke the site from orbit.”

And I think that’s beautiful.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Uterus:

[fourteen-blog]

only ugly people are able to read this

[h0odrich]

i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this

[niknak79]

Andre is not a happy camper

[finecas-blog]

You tell them, Andre

[cute-animals-only]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Come with me

I shall teach you how to cat”

[pixiebutterandjelly-deactivated]

Big cat: Everything the light touches belongs to us

Tiny cat: what about the shadowy stuff

Big cat: that also belongs to us. Everything belongs to us.

[never-let--it-die-deactivated20]

Things Not to Ask Vets:

“How many people have you killed?” “Why couldn’t you get into college?” “What’s it like living with PTSD?”

Things to Ask Vets

“Want to go grab a beer?”

[briggsnotmyers]

For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians

[thelieswerewhite]

remember when we found out that taylor carries empty handbags just for aesthetic purposes and her security carries her real necessities that was the best day of my life

[thelieswerewhite]

[thechristianna321]

The death grip on that purse.

[poehlerandpratt-blog]

[acharmingnotion]

[zenpencils]

FRIDA KAHLO: Strange Like Me

[grilledcheese4evr]

*ACTIVELY KEEPS TEARS INSIDE*

[anditslove]

[foeyedcurls]

Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??!

[onefineflip]

such an aggressive tiny animal

[thenakedbrowneye]

[timnordwind-deactivated20130819]

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING

[willgrahamscock]

how does this post always show up on my dash at 4am???