SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE MICK / SEASON ONE ( episodes 01.13 – 01.17 )
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“Go learn a bunch of stuff you’ll never use.”
“If it was appropriate for me to beat the hell out of him, I’d do it on a daily basis.”
“She’s pretty, in a terrifying way.”
“Karma is a fair but merciless bitch.”
“Maybe you should look in the mirror you bug-eyed bitch.”
“You are right no matter what you say about anything.”
“I don’t know what that meant but I can conclude it was nasty.”
“You’re letting a bunch of nerds pick on you on the internet?”
“Just systematically destroy her. Isn’t that what you do?”
“She ripped me open, stuffed me full of devastation, and then sewed me back up again.”
“Is that your face or did scientists figure out a way to grow a ponytail on a meatball?”
“What are you blathering about?”
“I don’t know where all of this animosity is coming from.”
“Everybody used to fear and respect me, now they think I’m some sad sack of emotion.”
“You’re the meanest person I ever met.”
“Fine, I’ll tear her ass to pieces.”
“I’m going for more self-sabotage train wreck.”
“It would be a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you.”
“Are you eating out of the toilet?”
“When the universe gives you a sign, it’s not up to you to ignore it.”
“This woman is a degenerate, scumbag, gambling addict.”
“Normally I’d make a case for myself but you’re fighting over a kitchen utensil and a babysitting job, so I’ll let you duke it out.”
“I didn’t realize you were the fun police.”
“You tied him to a leash? What is this, Florida?”
“Do you have any idea what people on the internet would pay for a kid like that?”
“I realize I did some pretty questionable things in there today.”
“What’s the point of working my ass off if no one knows I’m working my ass off?”
“This guy comes with a lot of instructions.”
“I’m sorry you had to see your mom naked.”
“Are you talking about that itsy bitsy spider?”
“Maybe you’ll neutralize each other and come back decent human beings.”
“You can be a feminist and also be sexy.”
“Sexy is finding the thing you hate most about yourself and then shoving it into somebody else’s face until they think that you’re okay with it.”
“I need your help getting a breast implant from a crime scene.”
“I don’t want the memory of today physically attached to my body.”
“I want a wife that doesn’t laugh when I cry.”
“I’d rather get mowed down in a hellfire of bullets than listen you your constant shrieks.”
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