Anything with laughing jack please 👀👀👀 idc
Alright so not much was specified so I’m gonna go with a head-canon style layout- if this wasnt what you meant then message me and ill do another 🥺
But no yes LAUGHING JACK CONTENT??? I havent made any in AGES 🥀
Laughing Jack Headcanons ish? sfw/nsfw
Tw: nsfw topics? Suggestive! Fluff! Breeding kink, cnc if you squint? Possessiveness, stalking, if i missed a tag lmk
Hear me out. Take a walk with me.
L. Jack is a bit… odd. I mean, he’s a 8 foot 2 inch monochrome clown monster, what did you expect?
Laughing Jack first notices you when he’s scouting the perimeter of the mansion. He had stepped out of view, eyes following you with almost a.. morbid curiosity? What was somebody like you doing out here?
Meanwhile you had your headphones in and were kinda just vibing?? A nice walk through the woods sounded nice! But why did you feel… watched?
He’d hide off in the shadows, in the corner of a room, under the staircase, in the closet, outside your window in the early hours of the morning, just to observe you. You intrigued him.
Now imagine his utter surprise one night when Eyeless Jack suddenly casually stumbles into your house one day, hurt and looking for medical supplies.
You help him. Did you know about the rest of the pastas back in the forest? That did nothing but intrude him more.
He obviously stops E. Jack and asks him about it on his way out, once he reaches the forest entrance ofc.
So he decides, whether its stupid or not he hasn’t decided, to out himself to you.
He didnt think it through too far.
He waited till you were on another one of your walks, after WEEKS of the creepy stalking, to approach you. He waits till you pause your pacing, standing stationary while looking down at your phone to fiddle with the music.
He steps out from behind a tree not far in front of you, a weird yet… nervous…? Grin on his face.
“May i ask How you know Jackson, my dear?”
You freeze, eyes glued to the HUGE black and white clown in front of you. I mean, you’ve delt with the other Jack, Jeff, all of them. But he just… took you off guard just a little..
Maybe he should have chosen a better approach.
He cocks his head to the side, oblivious to why you were okay with seeing the others and not him!
It took you a minute but you finally were able to actually answer him!! “I uh— I help him when he needs medical help sometimes… or a place to stay” you kinda tamper off.
Ngl, it took you a while to get used to Jack. A LOT of convincing, but in the end after a lot of late night talks, sweet treats (that you’re hesitant to eat sometimes) and a few sneaky glances, you finally relaxed around him.
He gets a little possessive.
He doesn’t necessarily see the others as a threat per-se… but he doesn’t exactly not see them that way.
He knows you two have a size difference and he tries to keep that in mind when handling you.
He’ll lay on your bed, pulling you on top of him with little to no effort with a crazed look in his eye.
It never really does go away?
It softens a little, but it..
You don’t really mind it. It feels exhilarating to lock eyes with him some nights and see the possessive, dark look in his eyes staring back.
Eyeless jack stopping by? He’s always there. He eats people! What if he stops by during the times where his demonic senses start to take over?? He needs to protect you! Thats what he says at-least.
Your L. Jacks pretty girl, his.
It depends on his mood tbh.
If he’s having a good day, no screw ups when he’s sent out on jobs, no other pasta clashing heads with him,
Hes actually pretty gentle. Or atleast, tries to be.
He knows yall have a size difference, he isn’t blind. And that ignites something inside of him.
When he’s hovering over you, your body looking so small and fragile next to his structure, it drives him wild.
When he’s only half way inside of you and you’re squirming against his grip, letting out loud whines a s moans at the stretch and struggling to realize if you wanna move with or against his iron grip holding you in place.
Hovering over you, hips rolling at a slow, deep pace that has his eyes glued to your stomach, watching it clench and expand with every breath you take and every upward roll of his hips he makes.
Idc what you say, this man has a breeding kink. Not in the way others do though. He doesn’t understand the concept of having kids. In this situation at-least.
To him, it was a claim. It was fun. Filling you up to the brim, watching it drip out of you and then fucking it back inside of you was one of his favorite passing times.
Now on his bad days? When things feel like they cant stop going wrong?
He’ll hold you in the air, your legs wrapped tightly around his waist while he makes you take almost his entire length all at once. He doesn’t care how much you squirm, how much you cry out or how much you think “it wont fit” or whatever, he’ll make it fit.
Its both a blessing and a curse.
Feeling him slowly push the tip in, a low growl leaving his mouth as his eyes hyperlocked into where the two of you connected. It started normal, he slowly sinks you down half way- but wait- wait he normally stops to let you adjust- but instead, with a low growl he backs you into the nearest wall and slowly starts sinking you down farther without warning.
Your back arches and eyes roll into your skull, you were NOT used to this. Not all at once atleast
Without any warning, he pulls out almost all the way before snapping his hips foreword.
Did i mention this man had a breeding kink?? Well, those are the nights where you aren’t escaping him until you’ve had your fill of him, and trust me, it’s gonna be a while.
