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resident bartender, underground information broker, and man of frivolity; shizume city, japan. 

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[ text ]: ... They ran out of caramel frappachinos..

(text): Ah, Seri-chan!! Does that mean you want me to bring you coffee?(text): Or maybe take you out for some soon? I know a good place that never runs out of caramel frappuccinos.(text): I can drive and pick you up!

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coffee shop texting meme

Send me one for my muse’s response!

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[ text ]: this line is hella long - do you want me to order you something? [ text ]: I can’t believe you made me come to a starbucks [ text ]: THEY’RE OUT OF CARAMEL FRAPPACHINOS [ text ]: how does a coffeeshop run out of creamer? [ text ]: if you stand me up in this sketchball cafe imma be pissed [ text ]: I’m so sorry, I’m almost there - is the table by the window still open? [ text ]: I think this dude is breaking up with his girl over skim lattes… [ text ]: pretty sure the barista forgot the soy milk. excuse me while I stab myself with an epipen [ text ]: hope you like cold coffee because traffic is terrible [ text ]: I wanna buy this girl a cup of coffee and write my number on it but what if I’m reading the signs wrong and she’s not into girls….. #lesbianproblems [ text ]: cashier gave me an extra two dollars back in change. is this flirting? [ text ]: this cafe has far too many adorable boys for me to focus on studying… wanna join?  [ text ]: if you come home with a caramel macchiato for me, I’ll do whatever you want. sexually.

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Hi! It’s Trina. Alright so it’s been like what... a good two or three months, now, since I’ve been active on Izumo? I’m sorry about that. I know I posted an update back the last time I got on this account explaining why I’d disappeared the first time, but... Yeah, then there was the second time. Again, REALLY SORRY about that. I disappear a lot.

Aaaaanyhow... I’m here thanks to getting lots of flashbacks while cleaning out my computer (don’t ask me to explain because I won’t be able to haha), and I’m ready to roll with Izumo. BUT!!!! the deal is: I’m still really busy this summer, so I can’t always be on. If anything, I’ll be really scarce on Izumo... and I mean like REALLY scarce. This is a hobby for me and there are days when I won’t feel up to coming online. But I still love my old man bartender dude, so I’m trying to stay active.

Thanks for your patience with me, followers who still seem to be here, and the friends I kinda left without warning (I’M sORRY DON’T KILL ME)! And um.... yeah. Hope you all understand? KK FLIPS OUTTA HERE.

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— {♙}: With arms crossed lazily over his chest, Izumo let out a sigh of content. Finally, he thought, things are settling down. After an exaggeratedly long trip to Europe, he was finally back. And that meant that the HOMRA kids would have to settle down, if they knew what was good for them.

Returning to the bar brought him comfort, the likes of which he hadn’t been able to have in quite some time. Amidst the many nightmares he’d had recently, it was nice to finally lean against his bar, hip pressing against the side of the counter, and look out to see that not everything had gone to hell.

A small smile tugged at the corners of his lips, and his eyes softened at the scene of his own bar. It was his second home, and he was glad to be back.

“ Welcome,  ” he said aloud. He could’ve been saying it to remember the way he greeted customers, or he could’ve been saying it to himself. Welcome home, Izumo.

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{ I tried compiling all our IzuRei ideas for future reference because I have too much time on my hands and I'm too lazy to actually writing the tracing drabble or the hugging one. }

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Dancing on the rooftop (High School!AU)

Drive-in movie (High School!AU)

Making a mess out of the Home Ec. lab by playing around with the flour and whatnot (High School!AU)

Adopting too many kittens and starting a family with them (this is legit) 

Drunk Reisi being clingy

Drunk Izumo being obnoxious and waking up Reisi by flopping on the bed to tell him good night

Tracing skin -- Reisi sees everything as blurry without his glasses, so he kinda struggles with seeing Izumo's face when he wakes up

Awkward hugging when Reisi needs to leave for work, and Izumo is feeling the angst after Mikoto's death

Dressing each other in the mornings

Ordering delivery Chinese food, but eating it out of the box on the floor because Izumo wouldn't let Reisi go get the plates

Going to their child's friend's birthday party, but feeling awkward as the only homosexual parent couple there -- ending up eating cake and pizza in the corner in their party hats, on the little kids' chairs (Family!AU...?)

Playing all the Just Dance 4 duos together, and receiving perfect grades on all of them

Going to couples counseling, but realizing how idiotic that is for them

Playing Slenderman together -- Reisi ends up being manly about it, while Izumo freaks out a bit

Watching romantic comedies after Reisi comes home from work, but he's so tired after his full day that he just ends up falling asleep on Izumo with the TV still playing softly in the background

Moving into an apartment together without furniture, and sleeping on the floor because they couldn't figure out how to assemble the bed

Moving into an apartment together, and taking quick breaks between their unpacking to dance together to their little portable radio, and in the only open space they'll have before they put in the couches and chairs and whatnot

Going to IKEA and playing house in the exhibits, with Reisi as the "wife", Izumo as the "husband", and Yata and Saruhiko as their "children"; Mikoto just tags along and ends up sleeping on the bed displays.

Both get drunk, and wake up with hangovers. They end up just slumping in bed smoking in silence until one can be bothered to get up and go make some coffee/tea

Adopting cats, and lounging on the couch with them in Reisi and Izumo's laps

Reisi making his special "hangover-helper" concoction and forcing an unwilling Izumo to try it; it's completely disgusting but it ends up working

Izumo jinxes himself by announcing that he never gets sick, and then receives the flu the next day. Through pleading, he manages to have Reisi stay home and take care of him, but Reisi is a huge germo-phobe, and has to sit on the floor next to the bed that Izumo's in while they watch movies all day because he doesn't want to catch the bug

Izumo taking Reisi to Europe, but Reisi doesn't particularly like flying; so as a reward, he gets a kiss for every hour that he can sit still and comfortably on the plane (of course, cuddling and hugs are mandatory, too)

Flicking Izumo on the forehead because he's a big dummy

Izumo giving Reisi his jacket, and Reisi ends up smelling it to figure out what cologne Izumo uses, and then finding out through the scent that he started smoking (High School!AU)

Izumo tucks a drunk Reisi in, but Reisi is obviously very clingy when he's drunk, so he has to stop Izumo by grabbing hold of his wrist and pulling him back (he starts to unbutton Izumo's shirt and says "nah mama wants more" bc why not. he ends up passing out before he can get very far, though)

Calling each other to wish a good night, but ending up staying on the phone until 3 AM playing Would You Rather with each other, to learn more (High School!AU)

COFFEE-SHOP AU with Reisi as a rich kid who ends up getting free drinks from the coffee guy Izumo; he leaves big tips because wink wink

Getting a private box and the theatre and abusing their privacy

Doing the frickle frackle in the bar in sync with the hip-hop that the HOMRA boys are playing downstairs

Playing Cards Against Humanity together, but Reisi doesn't understand most of the inappropriate slurs, so he has to ask Izumo and Izumo is just "no don't use that card that's not ok"

Reading poetry together

Picnic dates mhm

Clothes shopping together, where Reisi holds up sweaters that he would like to see on Izumo, and Izumo makes disgusted faces at them, and then holds up some very scanty-looking undergarments and gives a wink, so Reisi ducks his head down in embarrassment like "no I don't know you go away stop it"

Glasses of wine together eyyy

IzuRei at the zoo/aquarium/gardens, and Reisi ruins the whole "romantic" mood by pointing out every scientific name of every organism aloud

DOING THE DO IN THE FRONT SEAT OF A BORROWED CAR WHERE ONE HAS TO CONTROL THE BREAKS SO THAT THE CAR DOESN'T SLIDE DOWN THE HILL THAT IT'S RESTING ON

Trying to do the do in the shower, but Izumo slips and hits his head on the tiles (little bit of crying, mind you) and Reisi has to take care of him

Izumo invites Reisi over for dinner at his house, and Reisi is disgusted by the food that was cooked; he tells Izumo to get better by watching some cooking shows or something, and with time, Izumo becomes an amazing cook (High School!AU)

reisi secretly playing the k dating game and trying to get izumo's route eyyy

Mozart L'opera Rock AU with Reisi as Salieri and Izumo as Mozart

One-night stands that become really routine and more of a necessity for both of them; neither one really talks about each other, but they just decide that a "no strings attached" thing could be for them (and then Mikoto dies in the middle of it and they stop because it just becomes too much lying and deceit and pain to handle)

Reisi as a celebrity and Izumo as a writer who chooses him as an inspirational muse; writing poetry all about this "man" and then very subtly and vaguely showing it to Reisi and asking for his creative opinion on the work.

Izumo talking Reisi into going to a party where alcohol is being served, but only making out with him in the closet. Eventually, Izumo has to disappear for a while to use the restroom, and Reisi is offered a 'coca cola' which is actually mixed with alcohol. He ends up running outside to throw up, and Izumo ends up driving him home and apologizing for being foolish and leaving him alone. The next day, he comes to visit Reisi-- who still feels nauseous-- and reads him the novel they're working on in class, pats his stomach comfortingly, falls asleep on his bed with him, and then upon waking up, holds his hand while Reisi makes hot chocolate for the both of them. (High School!AU)

neck kisses and legs wrapping around the waist and back scratches and ear nibbles mhm

Camping in the woods making out in a hammock and going s kinny-dipping. (High Scool!AU)

10 dates per day.