Please close the door

come join the adventure of maddness that is my mind, dont be afraid to ask me sruff or talk to me

[primarining]

Post gandalf big naturals

[gay-pippin]

what else do you command of me

[leefi]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

ahAHAHA OMG

[mizzt420-deactivated20160106]

Heres some things that will make you miss your child-hood!

Pictures courtesy of : http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-that-look-just-like-childhood

1. THE HARDEST GAME YOU WILL EVER PLAY.

2. THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE

3. THESE BAD BOYS

4. THIS WAITING SCREEN

5. TALKING APPLIANCES (y)

6. SPINNING/FLYING DOLLS

7. BLOW UP FURNITURE

8. ACTUAL GOOD CEREAL PRIZES

9. THIS TRIO

10. THESE COLLECTIBLE PLATES

11. CRAZY CHOKERS

12. HIT CLIPS! (Y)

13. ORANGE TAPES

14. ROBO DOGS

[lostinbrklyn]

Omg.

[fortheloveofswirl]

Fuck yeah.

[noxbat23]

*war flashbacks*

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[angelicguy]

FOR THE FEFOS: that was simply a joke. I am six feet tall in real life (IRL). Hello.

[sxetcher]

Well....why didnt you just say so,

I'm sorry noodle god

[angelicguy]

5′10 is 6′5 in oregon

[angelicguy]

new bit: everyones short in oregon

[sxetcher]

Are you short?

[angelicguy]

not in oregon

[sxetcher]

ahhh let me rephrase that.

Do you lack height

[glumshoe]

This is meant as a compliment I promise but you kinda remind me of a young Bill Nye

my mom was hot for Bill Nye when I was a kid because he has the same kind of bone structure as my dad (which is to say, excessive)

I’m not surprised that I sort of resemble a diluted Bill Nye

[sxetcher]

The new chosen one

[angelicguy]

5′10 is 6′5 in oregon

[angelicguy]

new bit: everyones short in oregon

[sxetcher]

Are you short?

[angelicguy]

even if i didnt know who jared kushner is i could definitely tell you that this is a dipshit rich kid based on this picture alone. im not sure why

[sxetcher]

Maybe it's just me bit I feel like its because it's the "my dad's a lawyer" shorts

[memehumor]

Swipe RIGHT

[thecybersmith]

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

[weepycat]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[enrique262]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[saltrat88]

[unclebeanbag]

[memehumor]

Swipe RIGHT

[thecybersmith]

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

[weepycat]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[enrique262]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[saltrat88]

[unclebeanbag]

[magiashley]

Visit Original Link

[thebeanestbad]

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

[thesubcon10ent]

I need you all to know that I forgot that my phone was connected to my Bluetooth speaker so when I played this the sound came from behind me and on god I have never felt that much fear in my life

[tooiconic]

I’m calling the police

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[chuunioniika]

I mean not to be all “NO FUN ALLWED, METAL GEAR EXPERT AT WORK” but bruh…

basically everything worn by any protagonist in a metal gear game is specifically designed to make you look at his crotch and ass, i mean look at MGS2 alone…

Notice how the lines on Raiden’s suit highlight, and draw the eye to his (sizable) package. Snakes seems more modest at a glance, but not how his thigh-holsters literally frame his crotch like a work of art. On the flip-side…

They bring out his ass! Try not to look at it, you LITERALLY cant! And now that you’re staring at it, look up just slightly and you’ll notice his ‘tactical vest’ is nothing more than a kinky corset.

Speaking of butts however…

This is official artwork of Raiden, this is the MAIN IMAGE used of Raiden for the game.

Notice his arched back, extended thighs, and again how the lines on his suit draw the eye to his butt!

Actually, with those panty-lines being so noticeable, it’s a wonder if they don’t disconnect like so…

Now that’s sassy! He could give Cammy a run for her money like that!

[eterrorist]

[haiku-robot]

now that’s sassy he could give cammy a run for her money like that

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[james3-13-deactivated20201123]

Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey gets game of the year for this scene.

[archcracker]

if you end up hunting near there after this scene you can actually find the goat again and get the eye back lol

[celebritynudetaskforce-deactiva]

@anxietitty-girl-wonder honestly it’s a good thing that ubisoft made him canonically bi because asking me to believe he was a straight would have been too much of a suspension of disbelief 

[setheverman]

someone please draw me. as a sexy anime dude

[turnipwizard-deactivated2024030]

hey

[setheverman]

excuse me

how you do this ???? i am extremely worried and afraid this art is too good

[setheverman]

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

[setheverman]

your WHAT