“Yes I know I am late---- I like to make an ENTRANCE if you didn’t know,” she muttered as she rushed through campus suitcase in hand. “Delayed flights will be the death of us all.”
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“Yes I know I am late---- I like to make an ENTRANCE if you didn’t know,” she muttered as she rushed through campus suitcase in hand. “Delayed flights will be the death of us all.”
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ofpottsandwrenches:
“You’re disgusting, I’m not gonna do that.” Giselle crinkled her nose in distaste but laughed anyway. “Gross no, I’m not here to babysit. You just draw me up a pool of nice agent men and I’ll take my pick. You can only ride this ride if you’re 24 and up, Sofia.” The redhead added with a delicate shrugging, flashing her a smirk. “Then you dump them dummy. That’s the point of dating, to figure out if they’re any good. Like, I dated this guy for a few weeks in college and found out he had a crazy mom. Cut it short. But it’s nice, I like being treated and taken to dinner and shows, or going to the park or the zoo. It’s nice. I want that, don’t make fun of me.” Giselle retorted before huffing, “You’re just as pale as me.”
Sofia let out a huff as she got up off the bed and lied down on the empty bed that was supposed to be her roommate’s. “Oh come on, it’s cute.” She arched a brow, “So agents let’s see. There isn’t much to choose from--- the Barton boys, you can always try hitting on Zaire but he’s 20. It’ll be hilarious though, I recommend it, 10 out of 10. I’m 23, pretty much close enough.” She furrowed her brows looking over at the other, “But that’d mean I’m wasting my time getting to know this guy--- what’s the point? Surprised mom didn’t give up with dad, I know I would’ve. But you’re technically a Potts so you’re not so shit with feelings. I never understood your fascination with the zoo, if you really wanted to see caged up animals go to a public school or something.” Sofia buried her head into the mattress, “I would never. I think you’re paler.”
[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark. (margot)
[ message: Margie ]: It should—- dealers are sacred to some people.
[ message: Margie ]: It’s called trust and money.
mygoldenfury:
[ text ] welcome to the club, we need jackets [ text ] p l e a s e, learned that one years ago
[ message: margie ]: you not date? heard you were getting close to a certain someone. don’t bullshit me.
[ message: margie ]: who didn’t?
notaqualad:
As soon as Sofia’s arm found itself intertwined with his, he truly became stiff. Contact between him and another being was very few and far between, let alone so brazenly. She seemed totally comfortable, whereas Zaire did not quite know what to do with this new turn of events. To make matters worse, “I— is that not quite personal?” The prince was taken aback. Did land-dwellers really speak of this sort of thing? He awkwardly ran his (free) hand through his dark hair. “I have been intimate with one woman in my life.” It was all he could provide.
It was adorable how he seemed to stiffen with contact, it seemed very common around here and yet there were some free birds who hugged without even thinking. She was a happy medium in that respect. “Yes and no. Many people are raised with the notion that sex is supposed to be intimate with that one person whom you will spend your entire life yet and they expect you to find that person when you’re around 20. It doesn’t happen, so I don’t think sex is something that is entirely personal. Sex is just a form of expression,” she began to ramble. She looked up at him, “Good for you, at least one person managed to loosen you up.”
ofpottsandwrenches:
“Yep, I’ll even wrap him up and shove him in your stocking.” She promised with a wry grin. “I quite like cocky, but I’m not keen on the supers. They’re too much. And I’m too old for virgins now, oh god… What if I’m older than all the guys here?” An almost horrified look swept across her face before she joined in on her laughter, letting out a long sigh. “I miss dating. When did guys stop the buying you dinner thing anyway? However, that is tragic and I’m going to set you up with someone.” Giselle pursed her lips thoughtfully, going over every boy she’d ever met in her head. “Then I’ll grow old gracefully, whatever.”
“I prefer a single bow over their crotch. Much more romantic. Why leave anything to mystery?” She let out a chuckle crossing her arms across her chest. “You’re not older than the guys here, but you’ll mostly meet younger guys which is a bummer because I am not financially supporting anyone and neither are you.” She arched a brow, “You miss being socially bound to one person. What if they’re boring? What if they’re assholes? See, I can’t deal with that. Right around when Britney shaved her head. Seriously, I don’t date. I’m fine.” She arched a brow, “As gracefully as a tomato under the sun.”
[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark. (margot)
[ message: Margie ]: It should—- dealers are sacred to some people.
[ message: Margie ]: It’s called trust and money.
mygoldenfury:
[ text ] Well then I’m happy for you?? [ text ] If he’s useless at least you know where to get good drugs now
[ message: Margie ]: Oh come one, you of all people--- oh you don’t know. I don’t date so this is all manipulation my friend.
[ message: Margie ]: Most guys are useless, you must know.
ofstcrsandstripes:
{Text: Sof} That is why he will never know. {Text: Sof} I knew you’d be the right girl to text.
[ message: Brooklyn ]: What if he gets an anonymous tip?
[ message: Brooklyn ]: Wow, thanks.
[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark. (margot)
[ message: Margie ]: It should—- dealers are sacred to some people.
[ message: Margie ]: It’s called trust and money.
ofstcrsandstripes:
@sxfiastark from here
{Text: Sof} They don’t know. And if they did know, that might be an incentive? {Text: Sof} Ugh, bless you. This is going to be a great scrapbook.
[ message: Brooklyn ]: How daredevil of them. Even he would disapprove.
[ message Brooklyn ]: I have some from all over the world, be prepared.
[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what? (Brooklyn)
[ message: Brooklyn ]: Does you dad know you have dick pics? How does a guy knowing you’re Captain America’s daughter still send you a dick pic?
[ message: Brooklyn ]: Yeah sure, I have them all on a PDF file, I’ll be right over.
ofpottsandwrenches:
“I can’t say I disagree. I could get one to spell that out for you in spanners, is that romantic enough for you?” Giselle questioned, letting a giggle slip out. “True…” She hummed in agreement, “I do always have one but this time, no guy. I’m going through a dry spell. Hence me throwing all my effort into finding you someone. There’s no wrinkles fuck off.” She whined, glancing in the mirror anyway.
“You’ll get me a guy to can spell intellectually competent. How sweet of you.” She faked a pout and a sigh of relief as she continued to talk. “You’ll find one. You and Daniel, always find one and date. You’ll find here that the powered are especially cocky, agents are cocky too and engineers well most are virgins. Have fun exploring.” She let out a rather loud laugh, “I’m 23 and never been on a date, I don’t get flowers, I rarely get anything from guys. That my sister, is called commitment.” She grinned at the red head, “And anti aging creams won’t help because the only anti aging they have in sunscreen so you’re fucked.”
text message starters, part 1/?
ofhotheads:
[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.
[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.
[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.
[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.
[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.
[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…
[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…
[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…
[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.
[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.
[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…
[MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”
[MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
[MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.
[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.
[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”
[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?
[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.
[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!
[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.
[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.
[MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.
[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP
[MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.
[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…
[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.
[MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.
[MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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