Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.
“ah, I see you’re still a tad bit mad at me.” Sharon took a breath, “It was never personal, Cap.”
“Actually -- I’m not mad. Not in the slightest. I get that you were following orders. Sorry, I didn’t mean for you to take that the wrong way.”
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Sharon looked up from her files and saw an old and familiar face, “Good evening Captain.”
“Evening, neighbor. It’s been a while.”
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Starter Sentences
You got a badditude. That’s a bad attitude.
Motherhood really opens a man’s eyes!
Let me check. Oh, it just says no one likes you.
I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed “perv”.
Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.
I have to ask, do you think “awesome” begins with an “o”?
I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.
You can’t handle the me!
Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.
You never let me do anything cool!
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.
Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, “boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.”
I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!
Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.
I feel like I’m the Paris of people.
My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.
Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.
I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.
The last lady I went out with burst into tears when I told her I was a Gemini.
Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.
Yes, 911? What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?
My doctor said that if the bullet was a fraction to the left and two feet up, it would have hit my brain!
Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.
It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.
Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”
Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!
Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!
Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt.
“I’m not fighting you.”
WE WON THE WORLD CUP WE DID IT OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE STINGING
"Don't eat that!"
“I’ve been saving this, you know. Is there something wrong with it?”
“Before we get started,
does anyone want to get out?”
Random Sentence Starters
"Ouch! That was my foot!"
"Could you get out of my way?"
"Stop it!"
"You look lonely. Want to talk to me?"
"Your nose is red."
"Aw, you're so cute! You know that?"
"Eww, gross!"
"If you touch me again, you're dead."
"Don't eat that!"
"Gosh, you look kinda pale..."
"What is that!?"
"Oh my god, were you shot!?"
"Give me the gun. Now."
"Hello? Anyone in there?"
"Someone said you didn't feel well. You okay?"
"Do you want to cuddle?"
"I demand cuddles."
"You're hair's messed up. Here, let me fix it."
"Ohhh~ Someone's blushing~!"
"I-I-it's so c-cold..."
"It's too hot..."
"I can't...breathe..."
"Help!"
"I'm sorry, did you say something?"
"Augh! It hurts!"
"Feel my hands! They're so cold!"
"Stop! I can't run anymore..."
"Are you alright?"
"You look ready to faint."
"You're not serious."
"You want me to what?"
"Grab my hand!"
"Oh god. Oh god. Stay awake. Please stay awake. Stay with me!"
"Careful! You really don't want to fall here."
"Are you insane?"
"I can't allow this."
"I-I can't feel my arms..."
"Why are you all wet?"
"We need to get you to a hospital."
"I....I've been sh-shot..."
"Oh god, why is there so much blood...?"
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."
"Do you think you could make everything stop spinning?"
"I am NOT blushing!"
"Ugh, could you quiet down? My head hurts too much for this noise..."
"Have you been drinking?"
"Thank you. I really wanted someone to throw up on my shoes."
"I've never seen cuts like this..."
"Have you been to the doctor?"
"I think your leg is broken. I'll have to help you walk."
"Don't move!"
"Ouch! I...I think I heard something snap..."
"Don't touch it!"
"Your forehead feels kinda warm..."
"Careful with that! You wouldn't want to cut yourself, would you?"
"Why do you always do that?"
"How can I trust you?"
"You betrayed me! You betrayed everyone!"
"I told you not to kiss me when I was sick!"
"If I beat you and left you for dead, do you really think someone would come for you? They wouldn't."
"You disgust me to the point where looking at you makes me physically ill."
"Please don't go..."
"I can't live without you!"
"I'm sorry."
Happy 4th! :) Quick sketch of the Cap in my favorite version of his uniform. From my favorite Marvel movie.
Frank Sinatra Sentence Meme
“But it wouldn’t be make believe if you believed in me.”
“Forget your troubles and just get happy.”
“I don’t know why I love you like I do.”
“I get along without you very well, of course I do.”
“I thought at last I’d found you but other loves surround you and I don’t stand a ghost of a chance with you.”
“I’m sorry I made you cry. Won’t you forget, won’t you forgive?”
“It breaks my heart to hear you sigh.”
“It must be fun, lots of fun, to be sure when day is done that the hour is coming when you’ll be kissed and then you’ll be kissed again.”
“Lately, I find myself gazing at stars, hearing guitars like someone in love.”
“Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humor you would laugh to beat the band.”
“Should I reveal exactly how I feel?”
“Sometimes the things I do astound me, mostly whenever you’re around me.”
“The only time you hold me is when we’re dancing.”
“When skies are cloudy and gray, they’re only gray for a day So wrap your troubles in dreams and dream your troubles away.”
“When we met, I felt my life begin.”
“When you’re alone, who cares for starlit skies?”
“Whenever skies look gray to me and trouble begins to brew, whenever the winter winds become too strong, I concentrate on you.”
“Why shouldn’t I take a chance when romance passes by? Why shouldn’t I know of love?”
“Yes, I met my ideal thing when I met you.”
“Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet youre my favourite work of art.”
"Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians."
“You say that like being either is a bad thing.”
deathless ♚ sentence meme
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You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
You are going to break your promise. I understand.
You’re lonely too.
It will stop your breath, how cruel I can be.
I am a demanding creature. I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable.
I am your servant.
I crawl at your feet; for before your love, your kisses, I am debased.
For you alone I will be weak.
I belong here, and you will not deny me.
I say these things, and the world listens.
I do not tolerate a world emptied of you. I have tried.
In the dark, I have pored over the loss of you like pale gold.
I will not let her speak because I love her, and when you love someone, you do not make them tell war stories.
I moved the earth and the water for you.
You will always run away with her.
You will always lose her.
You will always be a fool.
You will always be dead, in a city of ice, snow falling into your ear.
You have already done all of this and will do it again.
No one should be judged for loving more than they ought, only for loving not enough.
We look terrible to you, and severe, and you see our blood flying.
What we carry between us is hard-won, and we made it just as we wished it to be, just the color, just the shape.
There need never be any rules between us.
Let us be greedy together; let us hoard.
Do not leave me, swear that you will never leave me.
I am selfish. I am cruel. My mate cannot be less than I.
Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight.
I can’t abide a poor liar.
You look like a winter’s night. I could sleep inside the cold of you.
Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians.
Scold me; deny me. Tell me you want what you want and damn me forever. But don’t leave me.
Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing.
In his own country, Death can be kind.
What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists?
Men die. It’s practically what they’re for.
I am no one; I am nothing.
Nothing in me was not made by you.
A revelation is always the end of something. It might even be cause for grief.
Just tell yourself a story that’ll satisfy you and pretend he told it.
Forever isn’t bright; it isn’t like that. Forever is cold and hard and final.
I savor bitterness - it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived.
If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife.
What did I do wrong? Was I boring? Did I ignore you?
Don’t you dare speak to me like that.
I have worn nothing but blood and death for years.
I have fought all your battles for you, just as you asked me.
I have learned not to cry when I strangle a man.
I have learned to watch everything die.
I am not a little girl anymore, dazzled by your magic. It is my magic, now, too.
Are we not devils?
No one is now what they were before the war.
I have not seen you without your skin on.
Close up your head; your brain is getting loose.
We obsess. It’s in our nature.
I’ve a devil of a habit for being right.
In war you must always choose sides.
If you try to be a bridge laid down between them, they will tear you in half.
We are all dead. All equal. Broken and aimless and believing we are alive.
My old bones will follow yours soon enough.
It is better to be strong and cruel than to be fair.
I will see him with his skin off before I agree to fall in love.
After love, no one is what they were before.
I have survived, but I have not been spared.
In the space of one heartbeat to another I loved you and I was lost to you.
Frighten me, make me cry, only come back.
It’s not so bad, my darling. Being dead. It’s like being alive, only colder.
You’ll think it’s love, while he dines on your heart.
You will be so beautiful when you are old.
I cannot keep you and I cannot let you go.
You will live as you live in any world…with difficulty, and grief.
I look at you and it is like my throat being cut.
She said you’d come and I swore to eat your heart.
I still want to kiss you.
My heart is being cut in two. I cannot bear it.
What happens to anything beautiful?
I have to know, I have to or else you will just rule me until the end of everything because you know and I do not.
“----I think I’m beginning to wrinkle.”
You know that their time’s coming to an end; We have to unify and watch our flag ascend .
I already have 943 other threads with you, but let’s start another.