The nowhere kid that wished you well

“Mm, true.” Steph matched his grin, though it was more crooked, teasing. “Oh, did you? Showing early signs of Alzheimer’s are we? You should get that checked up.”

#grrlsoldier #{ v; thanks for the memories | 7/9 }#( you can't hide it forever Steph )

“That, or just got hit in the head one too many times,” He smirked up at her, raising a eyebrow at her. “Are you busy? Maybe we could go get some lunch or something.”

⌊ @sxssxcxtnip ⌉

“Ya know—I really love that skin-tight suit. Really shows off your… assets.”

#grrlsoldier #{ v; thanks for the memories | 7/9 }#( he is only slightly joking tbh )

“So i have bee told. Should i be concerned with the amount of wine you have been drinking lately? Do we need to have a intervention?”

club penguin bans sentence starters

"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"

"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"

"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"

"why is the only angry one black?"

"get in loser, we're going sledding,"

"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"

"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"

"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"

"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"

"i could go back and pretend to be you,"

"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

"you're tearing this family apart, ___"

"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"

"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"

"wanna hear a joke? your future,"

"i would like to order all the money,"

"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"

"do it for the vine,"

"you dress like an idiot,"

"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"

"hey you forgot something. your social life,"

"help me hide this body in here,"

"did you just propose, using emojis?"

"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"

"it's called capitalism,"

"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"

"shit, we on national television,"

"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"

"can you leave my house please?"

"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"

"can i pay you in swag?"

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

"what the flipper?"

"santa isn't real,"

"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"

"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"

"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"

"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"

"fuck it, i ain't running,"

"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"

"i'll ask my mom,"

"smooth as butter,"

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nightmare starters

“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

#yourblondebat #(( heyy!!! ))#(( icons are being dumb and wont work sorry)

cherubiccallow

Wanting to RP a ship but not having anyone to RP it with like

#; out of sass ;

Some fun Munday asks!

♦: Relationship with your Muse.

♠: What's one thing you dislike about your Muse?

♣: Any headcanons about your muse?

♥: One thing you love about your Muse.

☾: Favorite moment from your Muse's canon, and why. (If your Muse is an OC, then favorite aspect of their story.)

☄: What you think of your Muse.

♪: Favorite song.

✫: Why you began RPing.

✽: Favorite season?

❂: The Mun's birthday. (Month and date--no year!)

☂: Favorite kind of weather.

✤: Favorite kind of food.

▲: The Mun's Zodiac sign. (Any kind of Zodiac works!)

●: If you could say just one thing to your Muse, what would it be?

☑: An OTP with your Muse in it (if you have any).

☒: A NOTP with your Muse in it (if you have any).

☁: Favorite part of RPing.

✉: Any RPers the Mun admires.

▶: A talent of the Mun's (besides RPing, of course!)

♬: Sing or say something! Post the link to it.

#; memes ;#; mun ;

@yourblondebat liked this for a starter

“So does the bat have you following be not or something? Or do you just like following me and pissing me off?” Stray turned to face the blonde, giving her a annoyed at somehow playful look. “Don’t you have something batter to do blondie?”

@nightixgale liked this for a starter

“We have to stop meeting like this.” Tim shook his head as he put his hands on his hips, giving the other a playful smile. “I’m sure you think i am stalking you or something. Which i swear i’m not by the way. I guess Gotham is just smaller then most would think.”

#nightixgale #(( heyyyyy ))

#; out of sass ;#; starter call ;

Like this for a starter~

I am alive i swear!

Sorry for disappearing without any warning, school and work and life kicked my ass. But hopefully now that my schedule is clearing up i will be on more. hopefully.

I try to get to drafts tonight!

#; out of sass ;

“Ahh… you’re up to your shenanigans again?” she asks playfully. “I thought we talked about this.”

#grrlsoldier #{ v; thanks for the memories | 7/9 }

“I think the real question is when am i not up to shenanigans?” He laughed, flashing her a grin. “Did we? I must have forgotten.”

⌊ @sxssxcxtnip → LIKED ✗ FOR A STARTER ⌉

“Hey—are you busy right now?”

#grrlsoldier #{ v; thanks for the memories | 7/9 }#(( i am sooo ready for this ))

“Not really, just plotting things. What’s up?”

twoxblackhearts-deactivated2016

RIP OUT MY MUSE’S HEART IN 1 ASK.

Go serious, go dark, go full out heartbreaking. PULL AT MY MUSES FEELS

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sentence prompts ➝ imagine dragons

❝Don’t look back.❞

❝Look into my eyes.❞

❝I am hellbound.❞

❝Is it my fault?❞

❝Nobody can save me now.❞

❝This is all for you.❞

❝This is it, the apocalypse.❞

❝I can’t escape this now.❞

❝We don’t have a choice to stay.❞

❝I’m on top of the world.❞

❝No one can understand me like you can understand.❞

❝Emptiness is all you know.❞

❝Congratulations you are all alone.❞

❝I can hardly stand myself.❞

❝If you love someone, better tell them while they’re here.❞

❝I’m never changing who I am.❞

❝My age has never made me wise.❞

❝So, this is what you meant.❞

❝I’ll let you know that all this time I’ve been afraid.❞

❝You don’t have to make it right.❞

❝What was right is wrong.❞

❝Nothing can fill your shadow cause you are all I am.❞

❝I was never welcome here.❞

❝Innocence is gone.❞

❝I’m sorry for everything.❞

❝Searching to find myself but all I find is you.❞

❝Nothing really matters in the end.❞

❝You don’t have to hold your head up high.❞

❝There’s nowhere we can hide.❞

❝I’m not gonna let you change my mind.❞

❝This is just my luck.❞

❝I broke some rocks right through your window.❞

❝I’m wishing I had what I’d taken for granted.❞

❝I won’t run away this time.❞

❝Love is a game to you.❞

❝Would you turn your back on me?❞

❝I’m bleeding out for you, for you.❞

❝Who knows what’s right? The lines keep getting thinner.❞

❝I don’t sleep so well at night.❞

❝Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside.❞

❝It’s time to begin, isn’t it?❞

❝I’ve turned into a monster.❞

❝Don’t tell me that I’m wrong.❞

❝I’m a reckless mistake.❞

❝Don’t throw stones at me.❞

❝I shot a hole through everything I loved.❞

❝Stay with me, please.❞

❝Oh, quiet down. I’ve had enough.❞

❝How did it come to this?❞

❝I’m dying to feel again. Oh, anything at all.❞

❝I know that I did you wrong.❞

❝You can leave, now it’s your choice.❞

❝Show me what this life is for.❞

❝The blood’s run stale.❞

❝Life isn’t always what you think it’d be.❞

❝The kiss of death will have to wait.❞

❝I wanted your truth, but I wanted the pain to disappear.❞

❝You can have it all but life keeps moving.❞

❝I say it’s up to fate.❞

❝Maybe you could save my soul.❞

❝I’m trying not to face what I’ve done.❞

❝But i’ll take your word. Cause after all, you’ve never lied.❞

❝Come with me and we will run away.❞

❝Just when I thought I was clear of the mistakes.❞

❝If I seem dangerous, would you be scared?❞

❝We still are made of greed.❞

❝There’s always time to change your mind.❞

❝Trust me when I say that I’ll make it up to you somehow.❞

❝I’ve traveled all this way for something.❞

❝Your eyes, they shine so bright.❞

❝Nothing is forgiven unless you want it to be.❞

❝I’m only gonna do you wrong.❞

❝You’re all I know.❞

❝We are apart of the same play.❞

❝I’ve never seen this side of you.❞

❝I don’t ever wanna let you down.❞

❝Welcome to the new age.❞

❝These days, you tend to lie.❞

❝I know it’s hard when you’re falling down.❞

❝This road never looked so lonely.❞

❝I feel it in my bones.❞

❝I’m waking up to ash and dust.❞

❝This city never sleeps at night.❞

❝It’s not me you’ll save cause I’m a lost cause.❞

❝I never said that I want this, this burden came to me.❞

❝All the emptiness inside of you is hard enough to fill.❞

❝I wanna hide the truth. I wanna shelter you.❞

sleep sentence starters 💤

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

"Sometimes I watch you sleep."