Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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The game had ended hours ago, but the locker room still carried the heavy scent of effort—rubber soles, damp socks, and the sharp tang of sweat. Four straight blokes sprawled on the benches, jerseys tossed aside, trading lazy banter about missed shots and lucky goals. Their cleats lay in a heap, steam rising faintly from them in the cool air, while the thud of a dropped water bottle echoed off the tiled walls. It was the kind of quiet camaraderie that didn’t need big gestures—just the shared exhaustion of bodies pushed to their limits, the scuffed floors beneath their bare feet, and the unspoken bond of knowing they’d all left everything out on the field.
#Nick
Hey Sir, here’s your dinner. Now sit back while I massage your massive thighs and drain your thick jock cock!
Woof. What's hotter than 1 sweaty dom? 2 sweaty doms! Any good sub would know how to take care of these 2 blokes!
Knows he’s better than you in every way.
She knows she could never bother him to put on a condom. His sweaty body on top of her pounding bare is all she’s ever known. In order to have alpha studs like him railing her, she has to give in to their rules. They want their fat cut dicks rubbing on her pussy raw. They want her to whisper in their ear to “shoot inside me stud.” They want to get head to lube them up before they slide in. Then after they shoot they want to pull out and get licked clean. She always has to compliment and please her alpha stud or he’ll just move on to the next warm hole.
When the fag gets too emotional, his roommate knows how to calm him down. For some reason, stepping on the fag’s face with his cleats, relaxes the homo. he feels safe and secure.
BREAKING NEWS: Voters approve ballot measure on homosexuals’ penises regulation
- Does that mean homos will now have to wear chastity cages?
- Yeah, bro!
- So cool, bro!
- (Everyone chanting): CAGE THOSE FAGS! CAGE THOSE FAGS! CAGE THOSE FAGS!
Meanwhile the gay rights activists…
“I just lost the right to get an erection and my father and brother voted to take it away from me. Fuck, that’s so hot!”
“I’m a second class citizen and now I have a second class dick, it feels so right!”
“This is probably my last erection but I don’t regret voting in a favor of banning gay boners, exchanging my vote for a football player’s used jockstrap was the best choice of my life!”
Gymspiration by https://www.instagram.com/s_smith821/
#TheDapperExecutive
A good boy would walk right up and start worshiping him then and there in public.
Hot young guy goes “Close that door so we can fart” and he proceeds to rip major fuckin’ ass. His buddy comments “That’s fuckin’ great, dude”. Young male bonding at it’s finest. And they make sure no girls can hear/smell it. Straight dudes will never be closer to other guys than the bros they cut farts around when they’re in their ‘20s. Being comfortable enough wit your buds to share your rancid dude gas is the fuckin’ best.
Can’t reblog enough. The fuckin’ BEST male bonding fart video ever. Dudes just enjoying their buddy’s bro gas.
Fuck
Bulking… @_kevinfalcon_
Is the Grass Greener on the Other Side?
This is harder than I expected. I guess you don’t realize what you have until it’s gone. I always wanted to be a jock type. More than anything. I gave up my comfortable life to live like a real man. Now though, I’m working 12 hour shifts for nearly minimum wage. Money is tight and there’s not much time for working out. Some days I really have to force myself because I’m so tired from work.
But it’s not all bad. Last weekend I met up with my old body. I ordered the cheapest beer on the menu and he ordered some over-the-top cocktail. He seems to be fitting right into his new highlife. I can’t believe how tiny I used to be. I could see him looking up at me in awe though. As he looked at me, his eyes kept flicking from shoulder to shoulder. I guess I am pretty broad now. Was a nice feeling for someone to appreciate my physique. It was a brand new feeling for me. I did a little pec bounce to entertain him too.
We exchanged tips about each other’s lives. You see, while I was jealous of manly men, he was jealous of rich kids with an easy life. I explained to him how to manipulate his family to get more money out of them, where to shop, how to flaunt his entitlement and belittle people. He wanted to become the spoiled rich brat in every way. He explained to me how to act more alpha, more aggressive. He complimented me on not having showered after the gym, manspreading at the table and talking in a low rumble but short sentences and simple words. “Yeah, I’m not some entitled pussy like you. I could fuck you up really bad you know” I snarled at him and flexed a bicep.
“Ha, you dare touch a hair on my head and my Dad’s lawyers will fuck you up so much worse, big boy.” He retorted. We both smiled, content in our own ways.
Jimmy Garoppolo #10 San Francisco 49ers - QB
28 years old. 6'2" 225lbs
Jimmy is a cold blooded stud. His devilish good looks may cause you to mistake him for a soft beta boy. But that couldn't be farthest from the truth. Jimmy could have any nice attractive girl he wants, yet his alpha dick needs more. Jimmy has been spotted out on one night stands with porn stars. His cut bro dick needs pussy that can take it rough and freaky. His sexual appetite can't be satisfied by your average pretty girl. He was trained by the best as Tom Brady's back up, but now he's running the show in SF and I expect him to keep dominating on the field and in the bedroom. Alphas do it best.
Chris Hatton and his lady love Lucy.
An alpha always gets the attention he deserves. If not... He just moves on. This dude is for sure fucking his chick bare whenever he wants and getting constant head. If a lady wants to keep an alpha in her bed she has to keep him satisfied. The only problem is that an alpha's sexual appetite is almost infinite 😂. Girls really need to be smart and keep cycling his big cut dick between all their holes, so one doesn't get worn out. The price of being with a stud.