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occasionally subtle
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My hero
Disney + Cyan
this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me āwhy are girls always drinking thatā and i was like āwater?ā he asked me why girls are always drinking water
I had a substitute teacher in bio and he was walking up and down the rows making sure that we were doing our work when he stopped by one girls desk and asked āwhy do girls always have water bottles on their deskā and she was like āwhat????ā And he pointed out 3 other girls desks with water bottles on them
Men baffled by girls staying hydrated
#what do you mean girls need water to liveĀ
Nathan with twitter user jayemiaa in London (04.07.15)
Did you see what that Psycho Bitch did?
A 16 yr old boy screamed this at me after I pushed his desk (which he was sitting in) so hard that it almost hit the wall.Ā
I warned this boy THREE TIMES to leave me alone. To leave my possessions alone. To stop putting his feet on my books which were under my chair. To stop putting his knees against the back of my chair and pushing, which rocked me back and forth.Ā
I told this boy THREE TIMES to leave me alone and the last time I told him. āIāve warned you three times now. Stop, or you are gonna regret it.ā
To which he taunted. āOoooh, Dunn, sooo scared.ā
So he did it again.
And I lost it.Ā The camels back didnāt have a chance, it snapped like a kit kat.Ā
I turned around, put my hands on his desk and as I screamed every bit of profanity at him at volumes that Iām sure were heard down the hall, and I shoved. Every ounce of anger and frustration went into that push. I pushed that desk (he was still in it.) Ā so hard that it parted the two empty desks behind him and he almost hit the wall.
Everyone around me was stunned, but then the boys sitting beside me JUMPED to their feet and started applauding, cause someone FINALLY DID IT! Someone FINALLY stood up to the bully.
As they start to clap the teacher jumps to her feet and points to the door. āHALLWAY NOW!ā
And Iām just standing there, sobbing. āI just wanted him to leave me alone. I just wanted to be left alone.ā
As I was walking around the desk (people are still applauding.) the bully snapped out of his daze and jumped to his feet. āDID YOU SEE WHAT THAT PSYCHO BITCH DID!?ā
I turned on a dime. āYOU WANNA SEE PSYCHO BITCH! IāLL FUCKING SHOW YOU PSYCHO BITCH!ā And I practically launched myself in his general direction. I say practically, because as my two besties scrambled to their feet to tackle me, my teacher grabbed the back of my shirt mid air and threw me into the hallway.
āYOU HALLWAY! AND YOU MISTER! OFFICE! NOW!ā
āBUT IāM INNOCENT!ā He tried to argue.Ā
The boys that sat in the next aisle over stood and said āMs Fye, she asked him to stop. She asked him to stop three times. We heard it.āā
She wrote him a hall pass. āYou go to the office. Iāll be there in 5 minutes. And if you arenāt there sitting in a chair waiting for me, then weāre calling truente.ā
The boy walked out the room gesturing like āyou know you want it.ā But the teacher shoved him down the hall.
After he turned the corner she turned to me and asked. āWhat the HELL happened?ā
And all Ā I could say (as I was crying) was āI just wanted to be left alone. I just wanted him to leave me and my stuff and my desk and my books alone. But he wouldnāt. He kept pushing my chair.He kept putting his feet on my books under the desk. He kept moving my gym bag. I just wanted to be left alone.ā
She hugged me, promised me that she was going to move me, that I was never going to have to see him again. She sent me to the restroom and walked back into the classroom to inform the class that I was going to be sitting on the other side of the room. And the boys that sat next to me took it it upon themselves to save me the hassle of going back to the scene of the crime and forming a life chain, passing my things over from one kid to the next to the chair I was going to be sitting in.
I came back to the room and there was no jeering, no rude comments or gestures. Just a couple of boys pointing out that my stuff was in my new seat.
The teacher went to the office and the boy eventually got 3 day in-school suspension, and a serious tongue lashing from my teacher.
Looking back on it now, I realize how lucky I was I didnāt end up getting suspended or expelled. (Technically I never touched the boy⦠close⦠but I never touched him.) In fact, I donāt think my parents even got called. To this day they have no idea how close their daughter came to beating the shit out of a football player.
But the thing that stuck me the most was no one in the class ever treated me like I was crazy. In fact, it freak out this one boy so bad he left me pencils on my desk every day.
I like to think of myself as a non-violent person. But then I remember⦠that time I almost showed a boy what a psycho bitch really was.
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āBe a hoe! Suck a dick! Be nasty!ā But also be a safe hoe :) Get tested regularly and use protection. Happy hoeing āØš
blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries arenāt even a thing. weāre literally eating the color blue as a flavor and itās fucking magical.
why canāt plane tickets be like 10 dollars
me: yes self-positivityĀ !!! i love myself! i am a ray ofĀ positivity that radiates sunshine and happiness! i am an ethereal creature! i am the light!
me: i want to die i hate myself
when i saw all time low in 2013 this kid threw his ipod on stage and rian picked it up and it was opened to notes and it saidĀ ācan i sing dear maria with you?ā Ā and the band were pretty much likeĀ āyeah get up hereā and then it turned intoĀ āWHO CAN PLAY DEAR MARIA ON DRUMS/BASS/GUITARā and they found people who could and straight up handed them their instruments and let these four kids from the audience play dear maria on stage and itās one of the coolest things i have ever seen
so i was on omegle
and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls
then i saw them againĀ
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Calvin and Hobbes: the college years