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people on this blog:
achlys (she/her)
daemon (he/him)
malyn (she/her)
collectively, you can call us sylvain (they/them)
we're all in extraction 🍵 (lc) / philosophy 🪶 (lor)
hi, welcome to tumblr!!!! what're your favourite and least favourite abnormalities to work on?
Well, I hate all of them, so I wouldn’t go as far as to call any my “favorite”. But the ones least irritating to work with are probably Big Bird, Knight of Despair, and Funeral of the Dead Butterflies. Pretty easy for me to work with personally. Mentally, at least.
My least favorite to work on? Singing Machine and Red Shoes. They might not be the hardest to work on, but they…creep me out way more than the others.
checks out tbh
Apparently I need to make an "intro post," but I fucking hate this site, so I'm not doing that.
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“What if I released the white bird from containment unit?”
“…”
“Too late I've already done it. Go forth my attack pigeon!”
[The attack pigeon is Punishing Bird. Please do not the Punishing Bird.]
...Ack!! Today was going smoothly until now--
No one do anything! Stand down!
Manageeerrr.....
“It's just a… harmless white bird? What's so bad about the—”
[Grey is being pecked by Punishing Bird.]
holy shit, they don't know-
( trying not to laugh )
most puntable abno?
The most "puntable" of the Abnormalities would have been this one Abnormality.
Sweet little thing, looks so innocent.
Punishing Bird!
Would not recommend punting the small bird. I lost several new employees doing that.
wow
They are shaped like the most puntable Abnormality, but I would never do such a thing.
I was merely offering the thought of what would likely go the farthest if kicked like a ball.
Also from what I saw from new employees who thought they were "hot shit" and knew better.
nah, dw, I get what you're saying. I was just reacting to those new employees
most puntable abno?
The most "puntable" of the Abnormalities would have been this one Abnormality.
Sweet little thing, looks so innocent.
Punishing Bird!
Would not recommend punting the small bird. I lost several new employees doing that.
waow
how do you feel about gebura now?
My feelings on my admired are plain enough to see, I need not explain further Feather. Pat pat
wait, did smth change between you two? I thought you hated each other
Ah, my apologies, I call her such to annoy her. She makes quite the face when she's angry, you simply should try it some time.
oh. so you still hate each other?
how do you feel about gebura now?
My feelings on my admired are plain enough to see, I need not explain further Feather. Pat pat
wait, did smth change between you two? I thought you hated each other
Purple :3
// green : 3
<Red :3>
orange
opinion on the other waws
You are either perfect, or you are not me.
//Yes that is a DBZA reference. It's a good series.
i kinda want to tell the three birds you said this. let them discuss it together what they want to do...
that'd be hilarious tbh
Please don't.
too bad. we already know
opinion on the other waws
You are either perfect, or you are not me.
//Yes that is a DBZA reference. It's a good series.
i kinda want to tell the three birds you said this. let them discuss it together what they want to do...
that'd be hilarious
Hey, what’s it like being all
Fleshy and human?
i don't like it. i'm small and I can't see as well and it's hard to walk with knees that go the wrong way. my lamp is really heavy and much harder to carry now. at least I can type better with human hands. and my blanket is much more comfy since it's much bigger to me now than it was before. but that's about all. I'm really worried about the forest. what if the Beast shows up when I'm like this and I can't save everyone? I just hope that I get to go back to being a bird soon
dw, I can teach you how to operate a humanoid body
🍅🍅🍅
oh! this is easier
thanks
🍅
thanks! we'll split this evenly
Apocalypse bird update
Just drank alcohol teehee
how was it
It was pretty cool but now I’m sleepy
it tends to do that, yeah
I slept really well but I only vaguely remember what happened last night… my friends are saying I got really scared and kept shouting “what if the beast is watching me RIGHT NOW” and every once in a while I would turn really fast and have a terrified facial expression
I think this prophecy is getting to my head a bit too much… I feel like I need to defeat the beast before I can enjoy leisure again
damn. real
good luck 👍🏼
opinion on the fact we're collecting your nerves?
Collect my 13 nerves to escape the dark forest.
or you coud just ask mw to guide you!!! i knoiw my way aroubnd this foresrt like the back of my hand!! also, I can keep you safe from the Beast!!!