I'm Ian Nasir

#14 of the LCT, Failure of U Corp

[ian-nasir-lct]

Hello, I'm Ian Nasir

My Age: 20

Hobby: Working on weapons that never come to fruition...

How I feel about my current job: Fear :(

I uh... Hope to be a good source of entertainment...

[ian-nasir-lct]

Thauma has the knowledge of how to impregnate you.

Run.

This isn't the first time.....

[ian-nasir-lct]

It's 3pm you know what that means~ -@lct-miracle-workshop

[Pained sounds of......... Something violating community guidelines]

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Blog Update

As tumblr seems to be a space outside Head juristiction, so I'm giving my sister access to this blog.

Hi! I'm Zoey! Proprietor of Miracle Workshop and contractor for the LCE. Pleasure to make all of your acquaintances!

[ian-nasir-lct]

YOU HAVE A FUCKING WHAT

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Hi Ian! I've heard so much about you abwabwabwabwaa~ -Zoey

[ian-nasir-lct]

...............You really really really creep me out miss rainbow thaumaturge.

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

You can call my Miss Zoey if ya want! You're really cute, Ian -Zoey

[She ruffles his hair]

[ian-nasir-lct]

[Small lil eye twitch]

Don't call me cute. I am going to use you for scrap if you call me that. I'll make a gag for Thauma to finally shut up out of your spine.

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Blog Update

As tumblr seems to be a space outside Head juristiction, so I'm giving my sister access to this blog.

Hi! I'm Zoey! Proprietor of Miracle Workshop and contractor for the LCE. Pleasure to make all of your acquaintances!

[ian-nasir-lct]

YOU HAVE A FUCKING WHAT

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Hi Ian! I've heard so much about you abwabwabwabwaa~ -Zoey

[ian-nasir-lct]

...............You really really really creep me out miss rainbow thaumaturge.

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Blog Update

As tumblr seems to be a space outside Head juristiction, so I'm giving my sister access to this blog.

Hi! I'm Zoey! Proprietor of Miracle Workshop and contractor for the LCE. Pleasure to make all of your acquaintances!

[ian-nasir-lct]

YOU HAVE A FUCKING WHAT

[ian-nasir-lct]

Bottom bitch energy means you- *psspspspspsp* What do you mean I can't say that????? Piss off, I do what I want So anyways bottom bitch energy means you're- *The message was abruptly cut.*

D:

mean to me?????????

[ian-nasir-lct]

Why do people mock you? Is it because of bad copper or something else?

I don't know, miss Thauma told me it's because I radiate "Bottom bitch boy energy" and I dunno what that means and I'm scared for my life and my spleen

[camellia-office]

If every Camellia office member played an instrument what would each of them play?

Camille - Piano (taught by La Luna)

Olivie - Guitar

Kinsley - Drums

Daie - Vocals

[skaasurgeofficial]

So... No bass player?

[camellia-office]

What are you getting at...? -Daie

Oh my goodness??? THE Skaa Surge?? Aaaa I'm such a big fan~! -Camille, the Violet Mercy

[skaasurgeofficial]

Just putting in an application is all~

[camellia-office]

👀👀👀

-Camille, the Violet Mercy

[skaasurgeofficial]

Is that a yes? I'm between jobs right now~

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

You have a job in our taxi, love

[skaasurgeofficial]

I do? We literally haven't done anything yet.

[ian-nasir-lct]

As Miss Thauma would say, "We have been doing your mom"

[the-best-son-ever]

[gives you a description of roku's basilisk written on a piece of paper]

What's this...? Roku's basilisk? Hmmm...

... what???? Isn't... artificial intelligence like this taboo??? Is this even real???

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Its Roko's Basilisk

Roko.

Is this your fucking basilisk???

[the-best-son-ever]

Excuse me... but who are you?

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Someone who actually knows what the fuck that anon is talking about

[the-best-son-ever]

Uhuh... ok... still... is this not a huge taboo? Or is a concept just fine. After all, it is just a concept... right?

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Oh no its definitely a taboo. And if it comes to fruition without us we'll be screwed.

[ian-nasir-lct]

MISS THAUMA GET BACK HERE

[rightfulconcerto]

Not the 427th hair follicle!?!?!?

I actually put effort into how I look now and so getting bloody licked PISSES ME OFF

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

429

[rightfulconcerto]

HEY??????????

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

430

[rightfulconcerto]

STOP???

[skaasurgeofficial]

431 (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

432 :)

[rightfulconcerto]

Congrats you can count can you LEAVE ME ALONE NOW

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

:)

[ian-nasir-lct]

433 :3

[rightfulconcerto]

Oh for fuck's sake. Congratulations Twink you can count with them. What do you want next. A boyfriend?

[ian-nasir-lct]

No, I think you could use one though Mr Hindley! Or should I say Mr Linton?

[rightfulconcerto]

Not the 427th hair follicle!?!?!?

I actually put effort into how I look now and so getting bloody licked PISSES ME OFF

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

429

[rightfulconcerto]

HEY??????????

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

430

[rightfulconcerto]

STOP???

[skaasurgeofficial]

431 (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

432 :)

[rightfulconcerto]

Congrats you can count can you LEAVE ME ALONE NOW

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

:)

[ian-nasir-lct]

433 :3

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

ahem. apologies for my lateness, i had eaten some rather unfortunate ice cream and it left me in no state to converse with a beauty such as yourself. i do believe the issue was a conductivity different to expectations causing an explosion, which dumped them into the Lake. it was quiet the show to see mermaids tear them apart!

An explosion, eh?

Huhuhu @ian-nasir-lct we might just be able to give the taxi firearms after all!

[ian-nasir-lct]

............................Really?

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Yes! The main hurdle I was facing was the cost of ammunition, but with your copper we can forge explosive rounds! It'll be great!

[ian-nasir-lct]

....Y...you wanna.... Work with me?

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Sure! Why the hell not? Let's give this car some firepower!

[skaasurgeofficial]

OOH OOH COUNT ME IN!

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Let's go girls

[ian-nasir-lct]

[You can't tell if he is having a panic attack or if he is crying out of sheer joy]

[wisp-the-specter]

SINNER OC ASK GAME

hey everyone i recently made a list of questions for folks with sinner ocs, rb if you’d like to be asked these or just want to save em for later!

1. What EGOs would they have?

2. What Identities would they have?

3. How professional do they act with Dante?

4. What would their room look like?

5. Which sinner would they go to for advice?

6. Do they admire any other sinner’s combat skills?

7. Out of all the sinners who would they take a hit for?

8. Would any sinner take a hit for them?

9. Do they admire any other sinner’s personality?

10. Does any sinner admire/look up to them?

11. Which sinners do they feel the most comfortable around?

12. Which sinners do they feel the least comfortable around?

13. What is the background on their weapon, if any?

14. Who would they trust to hold their weapon?

15. How professional do they act with Vergilius?

16. How would they react when it’s time for their canto?

17. What district are they from, and have they been to others before the company?

18. What would they view the other sinners as?

19. Which sinner do they talk to the least?

20. Which sinner has seen them the most vulnerable?

21. Why did they join the company?

22. Would they distort?

[ian-nasir-lct]

I uh... I guess I'll do this since Thauma is doing it....

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

ahem. apologies for my lateness, i had eaten some rather unfortunate ice cream and it left me in no state to converse with a beauty such as yourself. i do believe the issue was a conductivity different to expectations causing an explosion, which dumped them into the Lake. it was quiet the show to see mermaids tear them apart!

An explosion, eh?

Huhuhu @ian-nasir-lct we might just be able to give the taxi firearms after all!

[ian-nasir-lct]

............................Really?

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Yes! The main hurdle I was facing was the cost of ammunition, but with your copper we can forge explosive rounds! It'll be great!

[ian-nasir-lct]

....Y...you wanna.... Work with me?

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

ahem. apologies for my lateness, i had eaten some rather unfortunate ice cream and it left me in no state to converse with a beauty such as yourself. i do believe the issue was a conductivity different to expectations causing an explosion, which dumped them into the Lake. it was quiet the show to see mermaids tear them apart!

An explosion, eh?

Huhuhu @ian-nasir-lct we might just be able to give the taxi firearms after all!

[ian-nasir-lct]

............................Really?

[ian-nasir-lct]

Ian stop sobbing so loud I'm going to get a migraine... (@lct-thaumaturge)

I-Im sorry Miss Thauma I'll stop being annoying I'm sorry I'm so annoying and dumb and stupid and

[The crying is louder]

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

.....

[footsteps can be heard from down the hall]

[skaasurgeofficial]

[she grabs Thauma's arm and holds strong making sure to rest it in a way that the arm couldn't detach from her torso]

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Back. Off.

[skaasurgeofficial]

Why would I? So you can torture Ian? Let me handle this instead of doing something stupid.

[she's weirdly serious. Like. you've never seen her like this]

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

[The thaumaturge snarls. She tries to pull her arm from your grasp.]

[skaasurgeofficial]

Make wise choices or I'll make you. He's probably dealing with enough. If your objective is to get him to shut up I'll do that for you but you need to let me handle it my way.

[her hand drifts towards the neck of her bass resting on her back as she makes eye contact with Thauma]

I'm not a pushover. What I say goes with Ian and I will enforce that.

[lcbcontractor-miracle-workshop]

Snapping his neck will certainly do the trick~

[The thaumaturge hisses, her crimson gaze burning into yours. She grabs the wrist holding onto her with a tight grip that can only be placed with the intent to twist.]

And if you don't let me go, I can easily make the manager revive you too.

[ian-nasir-lct]

[Suddenly a large THWACK is heard as Thauma falls to the floor with a dent in the back of her skull]

"...I can't deal with her today... My fucking hands hurt and it's annoying the shit out of me."

[He's basically fuming with anger right now as he kicks the bloody corpse of Thauma to Skaa]

"...Rez her, I guess."