big booty fake himbo

drink ass, kick ketchup

[sylvainsschwag]

*hands u a nude*

[sylvainsschwag]

fortunes weave more like uh

fartunes weave am i right

[sylvainsschwag]

[arssolum]

#sylvain has entered the chat

[judithsjane]

Everyone’s up today, huh?

[sylvainsschwag]

i sure am

tho i am every day

[judithsjane]

Well, yeah, everyone gets up. Except that Linhardt boy.

[sylvainsschwag]

man must suck 2 b linhardt 

cant even get up

[judithsjane]

Everyone's up today, huh?

[sylvainsschwag]

i sure am

tho i am every day

[edelgardedgelord]

top 10 worst posts ever

1.

[lorenzslsd]

that’s because you’re a coward who cannot handle my extreme thirst at its tamest

[edelgardedgelord]

top 10 worst bloggers

1.

[lorenzslsd]

jealous of my enormous brain that complements my perfectly sculpted ass aren’t you edelgard

[edelgardedgelord]

your ass is just like sylvain's shut the fuck up

[sylvainsschwag]

yeah and its fat as fuck

[felixsfairydust]

War isn’t hard. Just don’t die, it’s not complicated

[sylvainsschwag]

yeah but what if i do

[claudescannabis]

We eating ass tonight boys

[sylvainsschwag]

oh finally some fucking food

[sylvainsschwag]

Why are you in the bathroom? -AnnoyingAnon

[sylvainsschwag]

help ive been stuck in the bathroom for days

[hubertsheroin]

I Command That You Crank That Soulja Boy

[sylvainsschwag]

u aint my momma

[claudescannabis]

What’s up you fucking studs

[sylvainsschwag]

i wish judith would call me a stud

[claudescannabis]

Shut the fuck up

[sylvainsschwag]

you asked man 😟

[claudescannabis]

What’s up you fucking studs

[sylvainsschwag]

i wish judith would call me a stud

[claudescannabis]

What’s a good song to pickle things to? I need to do research on the kingdom

[sylvainsschwag]

this is a classic old timey pickling yodel

[claudescannabis]

[sylvainsschwag]

ah i suppose it could be an acquired taste

[claudescannabis]

What’s a good song to pickle things to? I need to do research on the kingdom

[sylvainsschwag]

this is a classic old timey pickling yodel

[sylvainsschwag]

felix isnt here time to steal a sword

[felixsfairydust]

Hey bitch

[sylvainsschwag]