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@sylvia-yates
Okay, Winter Weather
Slush…is fun to lie in? Or did I hear you wrong? I can get with you on the ‘gazing at’ part. Not so much the others.
Okay, yes. I’m good, there. We can agree on that.
Ew, gross. No. The fluffy powder stuff. Slush is good for absolutely nothing.
That’s the only way winter is tolerable.
Good God
True, it seems his BS-radar is broken, so he’ll believe you no matter what you say. It’s quite entertaining.
Oh, no thank you. I already have to share a Faculty Lounge with the man in between classes. You can have him. But now at least it’s good to know that I don’t have much competition in being the favorite professor, hm?
I like making up some outrageous stories to see what sort of reactions I can get. Usually he just sort of goes with everything, no matter how weird.
Very true. Nah, you’re probably set.
Good God
True. But then he asks you to explain them in the most philosophical way you can manage. That kinda takes the fun out of it.
Huh. I’d love to see Elliot Oak in his over-board hiking gear teaching all about the statistics of living life. My condolences, Sylvia. That’s going to be a real treat.
It’s fairly easy to bullshit, though.
Sit in on a class or two, I can guarantee you it’ll be interesting. Gee, thanks.
Okay, Winter Weather
Oh I like the snow… when it’s fluffy and new and perfect. After Christmas, I think some evil power makes it slushy and awful.
You do like having numb toes?
That’s the best kind to race through! Or lie in. Or gaze at pensively through a frosted window. I believe it.
Only if they come along with hot chocolate and fireplace de-frosting.
Okay, Winter Weather
Christmas is over… Your services are no longer required.
You don’t like the snow?
Why?
Good God
ha! Call it a hunch. Poor ol’ Elliot just can’t help himself. I just like to mess with him– and it keeps ya awake in a class too, I bet.
I’m assuming you have an Elliot-Oak master class to look forward to again this term, huh?
That’s for sure. I at least appreciate the fact that he doesn’t have a problem with people daydreaming.
Mhm. His traveling course. The outside lab part of it is pretty great, but I never thought statistics could apply to glorified road trips. Apparently I’m wrong.
Good God
Indeed! Ah, by the sound of it, you’ve had the pleasure of taking a class taught by our esteemed Professor Oak, yes?
How’d you know?
Good God
Yes, quite possibly the hard way.
I teach Strategy. Battle Techniques. You should be taking it pretty soon here, all students do.
S’the best way to do it. Information really sticks that way.
Ah, that should be fun and exciting. Which is more than I can say for most classes I’m used to.
Good God
Mm, and I’m guessing she’s the all-star when it comes to perfect grades. Well, that perfect exam score certainly won’t get her anywhere in the real world, will it?
Whereas, you’re gaining knowledge through worldly experience. Now that’s the way to go, Sylvia.
You hit the nail on the head there. Nah, that’s what I keep sayin’--guess she’ll figure it out sooner or later.
Mhm. What do you teach here, Vincent?
Good God
Well, I have my fingers crossed for you.
Mm, can’t say I’ve heard much about her. I’m assuming you’ll be making more of a splash here than your sister, regardless of current popularity.
I appreciate that.
Possibly. Even she can’t argue that I’ve got more personality.
Good God
Good answer. You’re a clever girl. That cunning of yours hasn’t gotten you in trouble yet?
Oh? Who’s your sister?
Not here, nope. I intend to keep it that way, but things happen.
Alanna Yates. She’s one of those perfect contest people.
Good God
Well at least you don’t suffer from false modesty.
All very good career choices. Have you been here long?
Definitely not. I’m not one to do myself such a disservice.
S’why my parents are cool with my staying here. Not really, my sister’s been here longer.
Good God
I like the way you think.
Vincent Razzo. Pleasure to meet you, Sylvia. What are you studying here?
Most people do.
Anything at the moment. Training specifically, but I’m open to being a Ranger or doing contests.
Good God
Both very good suggestions. Which one I choose will depend on my mood in the next moment I see them.
And who might you be?
The place is big enough that you can even do both.
Sylvia Yates. You?
Good God
If anymore lights are put up around this place, I might go blind.
Invest in a good pair of sunglasses.
Or cut the cords when no one’s looking.
