“Stop putting Karma in the salad spinner.”

Two hosts for two aliens just vibing with no violence whatsoever. Chat with Tara & Teddy Williams along with their Symbiotes, Karma & Ravage. In character blog Universe #67889

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: *slams open the door and turns on the light with a crazed expression and a huge grin* TEDDY!

Teddy: *He groaned and shielded his eyes from the light with his arm, lying in bed with the cover still over his chest* Hm… Tara? What the fuck? How early is it-

Tara: Me and Karma just did the BEST thing!

Teddy: *grumbling* don’t tell me you wrecked the parking lot againnnn…

Karma: *Hovering over Tara’s shoulder* Better than that Teddy! Come see!

Ravage: *Emerges with a grim smile* New thing? NEW THING! New thing Teddy!

Teddy: FINE! Fine! Damn it’s 3 am!

Tara: I made a blog!

……

Teddy: You. What.

Tara: A blog! I hacked into the multiverse system and now we can chat with anyone from the multiverse whenever wherever!

Teddy: We are all trying to keep a low profile while trying to hide these dumbasses.

Ravage: Harsh Teddy Betty, but fair.

Tara: Cmon! Why not give it a go?

Teddy: Get out of my room.

Ooc: header drawing done by me.

side blogs

@the-wonderous-wolf-spider (spider oc)

@the-carnage-of-new-york-city (symbiote oc)

@the-tangle-web (spider oc)

[symbiote-siblings]

Teddy: Gosh- sorry for the radio silence… it’s been a bit hectic… good news?

*Tara barges in*

Tara: WE’RE GOIN TO COLLEGE, BABY!!!!!

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

[symbiote-siblings]

*silence*

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: No… don’t tell me…

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: Ok… Karma will tell you!

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: F*CK

[symbiote-siblings]

Teddy: Gosh- sorry for the radio silence… it’s been a bit hectic… good news?

*Tara barges in*

Tara: WE’RE GOIN TO COLLEGE, BABY!!!!!

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

[symbiote-siblings]

*silence*

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: No… don’t tell me…

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: Ok… Karma will tell you!

[symbiote-siblings]

Teddy: Gosh- sorry for the radio silence… it’s been a bit hectic… good news?

*Tara barges in*

Tara: WE’RE GOIN TO COLLEGE, BABY!!!!!

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

[symbiote-siblings]

*silence*

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: No… don’t tell me…

[symbiote-siblings]

Teddy: Gosh- sorry for the radio silence… it’s been a bit hectic… good news?

*Tara barges in*

Tara: WE’RE GOIN TO COLLEGE, BABY!!!!!

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

[symbiote-siblings]

*silence*

[symbiote-siblings]

Teddy: Gosh- sorry for the radio silence… it’s been a bit hectic… good news?

*Tara barges in*

Tara: WE’RE GOIN TO COLLEGE, BABY!!!!!

[symbiote-siblings]

Heyyy, us again, question, what do you do if someone misinterpreted you praising your host as revealing your godhood, cuz now theres a cult that thinks we're a good of hedonism-

- @rage-the-symbiote (been a minute so have some Looooore)

Tara: Take advantage of it and make them give you money, DUHHH!

Karma: *vigorous nodding*

[rage-the-symbiote]

...money?, what is that?

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: Perhaps we should start from the beginning… there’s this thing called capitalism-

[symbiote-siblings]

Heyyy, us again, question, what do you do if someone misinterpreted you praising your host as revealing your godhood, cuz now theres a cult that thinks we're a good of hedonism-

- @rage-the-symbiote (been a minute so have some Looooore)

Tara: Take advantage of it and make them give you money, DUHHH!

Karma: *vigorous nodding*

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: Furby learned how to play an instrument today, she is very good at the kazoo

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: I haven’t been watching the news but wdym some astronauts blew up and now they’re hooked up with superpowers

Last time one of those blew up it didn’t give people superpowers it just disintegrated them how’s that fair

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: Oh my god.

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: we wanna know if we can go in a spaceship to blow up and get more superpowers, can we contact them

[the-tangle-web]

Question, how does one go back to the Avengers tower without being bombarded and lectured by the star spangled Boy Scout for being missing for like a good while without telling them and not contacting them and just sort of making it look like I had died but in reality I escaped from a lab prison after being experimented on and I opted to stay with someone I trusted and all of my friends who I also has a symbiote parasite who also just told me to stop trying to help and ran off to go to whatever and leaves you and your friend alone with some lawyer devil guy and destroyed the door.

[ask-spidersisters]

Thalia: Don’t forget about the mutant ninja turtles who let you crash in the sewers with them for a while.

Athena: Thalia. Not helping.

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: you know what you can do?

SHOTS!

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: I haven’t been watching the news but wdym some astronauts blew up and now they’re hooked up with superpowers

Last time one of those blew up it didn’t give people superpowers it just disintegrated them how’s that fair

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: I just got hit with a sudden wave of impending dread… like something is about to happen …

[symbiote-siblings]

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[symbiote-siblings]

Hihi this is Harry

Hi! I thought u wouldn’t use the number lol

No way lol, I wouldn’t do that

Life stuff got in the way

I get it, gotta be exhausting

It is lol

R u free this week?

I think so y?

Wanna meet?

Yea is that ok?

Nothing bad just wanna hang out w u

Bc it’s been a bit

And I was busy but I did wanna hang w u earlier

Just life

Ya know

And

Yeah

U good?

No I panicked

lol it happens

Am I scary or smthn?

Lol no quite the opposite

You good for this weekend?

Perfect

I’ll pick u up

Bro r u gonna kidnap me

Ye how did u know

Lmao

Got a new car and I wanna learn how to do donuts in a parking lot

Terrible idea

U coming?

Ye

[symbiote-siblings]

“So… this is the one?”

“Yes.”

“It’s tiny.”

“Yes.”

“Are you just gonna keep agreeing with me?”

“No.”

“…”

“You go left, we take right,”

“I want the right,”

“No.”

“Fuck you.”

“Karma-“

“Fine… you go right.”

[ask-spidersisters]

Athena: I hate him. I hate him, so much.

[symbiote-siblings]

Tara: you know what I hate? Ur face

[symbiote-siblings]

More of our kind... incredible... you two must be the hosts...mmm... your rather small humans...we wonder how you were chosen...

@rage-the-symbiote (can't send asks on alts without doing this soooo)

Karma: We heard they can get taller as they age… but sometimes they don’t. The males seem to get taller faster than the females do.

Tara: that’s besides the point-

Karma: indeed. There wasn’t really much time to be picky. When we escape our little plastic tubes, we had to be up and out. These two humans were the ones we ran into and ever since have proven their use to us

Tara: Please, you begged me to let you stay!

Karma: …. Yes. But not as bad as Ravage did.