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hellonearthiii

Dating

#Where’s my big buff green wife

mysharona1987

luxwing

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

succulentbud

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

bulbasaur-propaganda

Growing up with your starters

Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter

chabbit

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

notsomerryerry

@noelle217

gale-gentlepenguin

This is adorable

arrghigiveup

They just posted some more!

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kradeiz

And some more!

eeveelution-appreciation

You forgot these!!!

cubonepropoganda

I’m disappointed that these were left out

cloudfreed

Ugh I love all these. I want to hug Dragonite, Bewear, and Quagsire too!

pangur-and-grim

There’s a stunning size difference between my white kitty and my parent’s orange beast.

testsubject276

And they’re best friends.

pangur-and-grim

no, they’re very much not (unfortunately)

le-sad-demiurge

Why does Pangur pick fights with that titan doesn’t she know that’s not a wise decision

pangur-and-grim

Pangur doesn’t make wise decisions

yourplayersaidwhat

druid: *rolls a 6 on investigation*

dm: you’re lost

monk: *also rolls a 6*

dm: u find [the druid] but now ur both lost

cleric: *rolls a 4*

dm: u find them but ur even more lost

rogue: *rolls a 3*

dm: ur together, but ur all so fucking lost

darkgreyclouds

able sisters!

thegreyzen

Daaaaamn guuuurls

gaycism

what it's like to play animal crossing

zorostarz

This should be it's official commercial.

kiango

this is the source!!

boosify

Wh… why was she making that… ( ´⊙ω⊙`)

leviathan-supersystem

i’d like to share a night of credible sex with you.

leviathan-supersystem

just very believable sex. completely plausible.

leviathan-supersystem

muppethole-deactivated20240312

clockwork-hobbit

It's a fantastic point, but John Boyega's net worth also puts him at $6 million. When he says eat the rich, he isn't safe either...

neon-classical

There’s a pretty big fucking difference between six million and one trillion lmao

Not to mention the way the money was made

An actor being paid for a role / doing some advertising is a world away form a man setting up a cooperate money machine that horrendously exploits workers

dr-dendritic-trees

This is something I hate SO MUCH about how tumblr talks about money.

Like, I get that famous actors have large amounts of money, some of them are even probably overpaid (I have complicated thoughts about how actors are paid because of the nature of acting as a career), but they are exchanging labor for money, and their salaries are an expense involved in making a movie.

But like... an actor is paid for a job. They’re a worker like the rest of us. Bezos isn’t paid for a job, he’s paid for being the person who owns Amazon and despite being obscenely wealthy, he does all sorts of shitty things and to underpay and exploit his workers, and avoid paying taxes, so that more of the money Amazon generates will be profit (worker’s salaries are not profit, they’re a business expense).

These two mechanisms of acquiring money are fundamentally very different.

The reason why billionaires are evil aren’t because having money is bad, its because to get a billion dollars you have to cheat. You have to take it from someone else. If Bezos paid all his workers and suppliers fairly and treated them well, and paid his fair amount of taxes, and etc, then it literally wouldn’t matter how much money he earned, because he wouldn’t be doing anyone any harm. But its not actually possible to amass a billion dollars (a full order of magnitude bigger than a million) while behaving in an ethical manner.