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“It’s a pleasure to meet you your majesty, I’m glad you agreed to do this interview. We are- I mean I am a big fan,” Eddie said with a friendly grin, his pen and paper along with a recorder ready to go. HE’S EVEN DREAMIER IN PERSON Venom said in his head. Eddie scribbled ‘shut up!’ on his notes. DON’T WORRY, I PROMISE TO BE GOOD Venom replied but Eddie seriously doubted that. He just hoped he could get through this interview without making an ass of himself.

#thunderaesir #[Hope this works for you!]

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FEED ME EDDIE! Venom yelled in his head. “I deeply regret letting you watch Little Shop of Horrors,” Eddie muttered seemingly to himself. “Hey, you uh- you gonna eat that?” he asked and gestured to the other man’s leftovers. Venom's appetite made Eddie much less picky and sometimes a little crazed.

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Eddie Brock. Eddie Brock. Eddie Brock

If there’s ONE thing Tony’s good at nowadays - though he excels at many things - it’s finding new recruits. Eddie’s been on his radar for about a month now. He’s scoped out the man’s surroundings, figured out variants of daily routine and chosen TODAY to make his first appearance. Tony chuckles softly. “No p r o b l e m.” He says after he’s been caught watching him for a few too many moments.

“No problem at all. A PREPOSITION, yes… as long as your name is Eddie Brock and I haven’t just been following around some other guy who talks to himself a lot.” Tony smirks lightly, head tilted in a questioning way as he awaits an answer.

Eddie’s eyes widened when he realized who it was, Tony Stark. Tony Stark the genius inventor, billionaire, and world famous superhero. Who was for some reason in the freezer section of this tiny grocery store watching him buy an inhuman amount of Eggos waffles. This did not bode well.

“Yeah that’s me,” Eddie said with weary sigh. “I suppose this mean you know I’m not just talking to myself huh?” he his eyes darted to the nearest exit. Even with Venom he probably couldn’t escape this guy if he was determined to capture him. He wouldn’t let Venom be experimented on again if that’s what this was about. WHO’S THIS RICH GUY EDDIE? DOES HE KNOW ABOUT US? WHAT ABOUT THE EGGOS? THEY’RE GONNA DEFROST AND GET SOGGY. Eddie ignored Venom and held back the urge to roll his eyes at the symbiote.

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vykodlak

look @ these

#>venom #>comic #>queue

brothersebastianscompendium

Reblog if your muse is open for polyamory ships

(This is not meant as a tool to guilt-trip roleplayers into unwanted ships. It’s simply meant as an easy way to confirm to your followers which ships your muse’s character would be up to.)

#[I think most ships with be poly since eddie and venom are already kind of a thing]

symbiotrans

Like this for a starter from trans Eddie Brock

#[Reblogging this again just in case :-) ]

WE ARE SLEEPY.

#ooc #[ok goodnight for real this time y'all lol]

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Fuck” sentence starters

“Whoa ok, who pissed in your cornflakes rich boy?”

#osdium #[feel free to reply to this if you want!]

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.”

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.”

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

#ask meme

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Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock in Venom (2018) – trailer

#>host #[im love him]

twinsfawn

happy halloween you spooky little bastards

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IF WE TEAR HIM IN HALF WILL BOTH HALVES GROW NEW BODIES? Venom’s voice asked in his head. “How am I supposed to know?” Eddie replied out loud in an exasperated tone. ONE WAY TO FIND OUT venom replied. “No way in hell.”

#daddypooltm #[Hope this is ok?]

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“Shit my friends have said” Starter Meme

i am… the plungemaster

he eats pussy like a starving lesbian

i just had a Lunchable and i’m on top of the fucking world right now

‘twas my bum

you should throw that pomegranate against the wall

just go back into the basement, you gremlin

i’m gonna put ‘will eat pussy for a place to sleep tonight’ in my tinder bio

what does “raw me” mean?

remember how Spongebob made a sweater out of eyelashes? what if you made one out of pubes?

you look like a dick-licking smurf

why don’t you go choke on a hot dog

you’re one of those mustard whores, aren’t you?

no, but you’re a ketchup slut

do you think Hulk’s pubes are green?

that joke gave me depression

i don’t think i could ever boil my nipples

i’m gonna Naruto this bitch

wow, the gays outnumber the straights tonight

peen so hard, hard hard peen

Thanksgiving is a sport, and wine is my religion

suck my cuteass dick

sorry, no zombies will be allowed at my wedding

i argued with him for 20 minutes about a chupacabra not being real before i realized he was talking about a capybara

i’m naming my first son epiglottal

the list of things i wouldn’t do for a funnel cake is very short

he sent me a picture of onion rings and i can’t have any so he’s dead to me

i will not be marginalized as a non-mango eater

i wish i could go back in time before you said that

instructions not clear, dick stuck in a toaster. send help.

how can you betray vin diesel like this?

don’t you type in that tone at me

that is honestly incredible in its sheer gayness

maybe you emit a certain frequency that only fuckbois can hear

that egotistical, small-dicked, chicken fried fuck

is no one questioning why you were under the table sucking dick at a family event?

#Ask meme

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“We not gonna steal candy from children, that’s just textbook bad guy stuff. I can just buy you some discount chocolate tomorrow when it all goes on sale,” Eddie said under his breath to Venom, while he awkwardly tried not to make eye contact with any trick-or-treaters.

#parasiticsymbiote