the vibes r fukd

kelsey, she/her, 29

[machiavelien]

Preparing for the Skeleton War

[witchboyofboston]

@kelorhighwater is this the place we walked by a few weeks ago??

[kelorhighwater]

oh my god I think it is @witchboyofboston

[beaelix]

ko-fi.com/beaeli

[toweabulb]

i’m sorry this will never not be so fucking funny to me

[joeyridersvoid]

ideal tramp stamp

[soapoey]

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[himejoshikomaeda]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[himejoshikomaeda]

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

[soapoey]

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

[himejoshikomaeda]

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

[soapoey]

The scary holes have started oil fracking

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[screamydreamy]

[losergospel-deactivated20230321]

hey. don't cry. 1 million transsexuals in the world okay?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hitting the green tea really hard then immediately opening the Wii forecast channel

[maybelsart]

Getting ready to go out

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

[theweirdwideweb]

[deathdaydreamm]

When you’re so loud that scary bitch comes outta the tv

[young-replica]

[mokubaskaiba]

[cognitohazardous]

every day some japanese twitter account shows me a bug i never couldve even imagined

[cognitohazardous]

[jellyfishdirigible]

Chlamisus or Fulcidax, a genus of cloaked warty leaf beetles in the family Chrysomelidae

[saint-batrick]

@onenicebugperday!!

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I'm going to kill myself for real

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

[slipping-into-madness]

[catholicastolfo]

AmazonBasics Holy Bible – King James Version with introduction from Jeff Bezos

[bigwordsandsharpedges2]

[puertohurraco]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Lefty the Salesman - Sesame Street (1970)