TOMURA SHIGARAKI

I’ll sew the seeds of destruction to this world — it’ll be game over before they know it.

[symbolofdestruction]

“I don’t care if you don’t understand… that’s what makes us… heroes and villains...”

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# OOC

HII, I made this post because my twin held me at gunpoint to make it, so here I am!!! This (and a neighboring AFO blog I’ve made) will be one of my first ask blogs ever, so don’t expect me to have much experience with this! I wanted to make this because it seemed fun, and I finally got the push to do so :D

@vilevalentino is my admin account in case anyone wants to know!

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RULES

- I don’t wanna see any proshippers in my sights at all, you’re not welcome!

- Some common knowledge to share: Shigaraki is a villain and an asshole, so of course he’ll respond bitterly, or rude, or just like he’s got a stick up his ass sometimes — because that’s just how it is! Don’t expect bias unless it’s from his LOOOVELY angels, the league of villains 🤩

- Food for thought: I saw this happen to my friend’s ask blog and to other ask blogs alike — if I see anyone trying to force relationships (familial or romantic) with Shigaraki, I am either ignoring the blog or will deny it flat up. Canon characters are an exception, however (if any league of villains ask blogs wanna interact and establish a dynamic or smth, for example, I’m ALL good with it :D)

- Spamming won’t get you any responses, so please don’t do that! I will respond to multiple asks from the same person as long as the topics are different in some kind of way!

- I have the right to ignore your ask if it makes me uncomfortable, or I just generally don’t want to respond to it.

- Quoting from my friend here, “no weird stuff — the flirting and all works + it’s funny but when it gets RAUNCHY.. hell no from me.” Generally, if you’re going to flirt with Shigaraki, it’s a looow chance he’ll flirt back! Either way, it’s allowed unless it’s borderline NSFW.

- If I do something with Shigaraki that affects you directly, communicate it with me. I can’t know what I’m doing wrong if you don’t tell me!

- I may decide on drawing some of my asks, it seems super fun so look out for that

- I will not be responding to asks that only provide images, let alone any asks with images in them to begin with.

Another silly ask blog I have rn is @yourdemonlord !!

[fragile-masculinity]

Psssst… Dabi… listen to Cane Hill… you won’t regret it… It Follows or Fountain of Youth by them… C’mon.. join the club…

- @supinaa

definitely my type of music, just more old school than my usual stuff. shouldn't have put the music video on for It Follows though, ick.

i like Time Bomb by them. and Fountain Of Youth.

good recommendations, guess i'm in your dumb club now, lizzy.

[supinaa]

Meaningggg… I can drag you in here to listen to their every album, right? Fully indoctrinate ya?

[symbolofdestruction]

He dragged me into his silly club too. Got me hooked from Ugly Model Mannequin and Screwtape.

[symbolofdestruction]

What kinds of games do you play? Like, is it only your LoL or do you ever play games like the Sims or Stardew?

I’ve dabbled in a lot of games, especially because my Sensei kept me from PVP games for a while.

Sims and Stardew are definitely games I’ve played. I wasn’t much for rizzing up the villagers, but my top three had to be Sebastian, Abigail and Haley…

Of course I play LOL, it’s an addiction I can’t put down. I’ve played Valorant, Fortnite, CS:GO, GTA V, and dabbled in a bit of Destiny... There’s a lot more I can list, but you’d be here for hours.

[symbolofdestruction]

if we're gonna be across the hall from each other, the least you could do is tone down the shouting after midnight. if i have to hear one more thing about you getting 'res into a 2v5', i'm gonna make sure you never get 'res'ed again.

Listen, 2v5s are intense, and not to mention the 1v5s… Maybe if you locked in on the Valorant grind you’d understand the pressure I’m under.

[symbolofdestruction]

i'm making dinner, what do you want

— @fragile-masculinity

You know, I could really go for a nice, cheesy, steaming hamburger. An American cuisine that’s not from fast food places for once.

[symbolofdestruction]

Hey, Boss? Was there a reason why you put ginger ale on the grocery list twelve times?

- @supinaa

Because lemme tell ya… I need a cold hard ginger ale when dealing with the lot of you.

[symbolofdestruction]

Hehe you’re my favorite villain :)

Really? Well let’s keep it that way. May you crave the destruction of hero society like we all do.

[symbolofdestruction]

hello pretty boy

*puts a sticker on his forehead*

What — HEY, who told you that you could just put a sticker on my head??

What’s even ON the sticker??

[yourlocalcatgirlaiko]

it’s a cat sticker

[symbolofdestruction]

It makes me look like an idiot, I want it off…

[symbolofdestruction]

hello pretty boy

*puts a sticker on his forehead*

What — HEY, who told you that you could just put a sticker on my head??

What’s even ON the sticker??

[symbolofdestruction]

please wear suits more often but with a red undershirt so you aren't directly copying that fuckass raisin man 🙏 will gladly iron em for you if that's the reason you dont wear em

Suits are always such a hassle to put on, I don’t understand how Sensei wears that crap every day.

Even then, they always look too formal for casual wear — I’ll stick with my usual wear any day.

Though, I guess someone ironing my suits would help out… If you iron all my other clothes then we have a deal.

[supinaa]

i bet i can beat your ass in a 1v1 on one of your games

— @fragile-masculinity

YOU — 1v1ing me? Annnd beating me? Yeah, I’d love to see you try. C’mon over here then!!

[fragile-masculinity]

bring it on, lizzy. i've been getting some good practice in, you don't stand a chance.

[symbolofdestruction]

I wanna make things interesting: whoever wins gets to sit out on the next job. How’s that sound?

[fragile-masculinity]

looks like i get a break, skill issue

[symbolofdestruction]

I’m seeing two different perspectives on the win, let’s do a tiebreaker or nobody gets the break.

[supinaa]

i bet i can beat your ass in a 1v1 on one of your games

— @fragile-masculinity

YOU — 1v1ing me? Annnd beating me? Yeah, I’d love to see you try. C’mon over here then!!

[fragile-masculinity]

bring it on, lizzy. i've been getting some good practice in, you don't stand a chance.

[symbolofdestruction]

I wanna make things interesting: whoever wins gets to sit out on the next job. How’s that sound?

[symbolofdestruction]

Are you a cat person or a dog person?

A dog person without a doubt.

I remember my childhood dog, Mon, I think was his name… he was round and supportive and always by my side. He wanted to protect me, but he was just a small dog.

He was a corgi I think. Maybe that’s why I‘ve always felt fond of corgis when I see them.

[symbolofdestruction]

i'm almost certain you got like 57% of your knowledge from memes alone. the mitochondria answer has to be from a meme, i know it!

… No it’s not… What are you talking about…

[symbolofdestruction]

So, who won? And you didn’t stress the girls, did you?

- @dabi-dabeast

You get my yen — Shoko won.

Kani went off-course a few times, and by the end of the race, the two of them almost fought, I had to pull them away from each other…

I’ll send you the video in a little.

[symbolofdestruction]

did you go to a proper school? i'm fairly certain you didn't....soooo, can you tell me what's mitochondria?

I didn’t go to an actual school, but my Sensei took to teaching me. He taught me a lot history (especially on the hero-villain society), maths, a bit of science and basic Japanese lessons — how to write, how to read, all that stuff.

I saw this somewhere — the mitochondria has to be the powerhouse of the cell.

Too easy, next question.

[symbolofdestruction]

Take care of my beetles, I’ve gotta make some runs. Don’t dust ‘em.

- @dabi-dabeast

I didn’t know you kept beetles, Dabi — you learn something new everyday, I suppose.

Do they fight? Can I make them fight?

[dabi-dabeast]

Now you know. Only recently got the princesses in an actual cage. Otherwise they went in my pocket.

Shoko and Kani.

And no — they don’t fight, and they won’t fight. Don’t even try it. One of them is gonna get themselves hurt, and I don’t wanna see it.

[symbolofdestruction]

Psh. You treat them like they’re your own daughters. Fine.

What do they eat? Can they have any treats or something? And you’re bringing the cage, right — I’m not gonna deal with the risk of stepping on them.

[dabi-dabeast]

They’re my babies, got a problem with it?

Anyhoo, Shoko’s taken a liking to bananas, Kani to melons, but just about any fruit works as long as it ain’t citrus. Shoko’s always been a bit bigger than Kani if you’re looking for key differences.

I’m bringing the cage, can’t risk you dusting that either.

[symbolofdestruction]

Someone out there strives to have the diet of these beetles…

Beetle racing isn’t off the table though, is it? I mean, they need to stay in shape somehow…

[dabi-dabeast]

You calling my girls fat?

… Fine. Beetle racing permitted. But don’t overstimulate ‘em, they’ll start wrestling.

And… Get a video of them for me.

[symbolofdestruction]

That’s not what I’m saying — Nevermind.

Good, good… I’m betting ¥1400 on Kani.