i go by dabi.

“heroes are forgettable. they try to save the world… but villains are the ones who change it.”

[dabi-dabeast]

huh? introduce myself? alright, i go by dabi — touya too, cat’s out of the bag now.

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OOC POST 💨

HI — this is a funny dabi RP ask blog, plus my first ask blog in general, i got inspired by all of the other silly ask blogs and had the unbearable urge to make one. hopefully it’s not bad for a dupe like me to be lurking around.

don’t know how long term this’ll be considering how swamped things can get (i’ve got a life..), or if i’ll play the emo crashout with daddy issues role right but i’ll try.

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RULES

the usual rules regarding basic human decency: no bigotry of any kind over here. i’m not gonna smack any other DNI rules but don’t be weird.

obviously dabi’s gonna be canon typical so don’t start screaming and sobbing if dabi gives a bit of attitude, or just in general acts like an ass!!! it’s just who he is trust!!!

no spamming for an answer — multiple asks is definitely allowed though. also no venting.

and no weird stuff — the flirting and all works + it’s funny but when it gets RAUNCHY.. hell no from me. additionally, if you’ve got something to discuss, or you need to know if you’re overstepping boundaries (or maybe i’m overstepping boundaries) please message me. last thing i want is a misunderstanding!

oh yah and in relation to the former rule, i reserve the right to not respond to an ask if i don’t wanna (though it’s not like there’ll be that many weirdos saying crazy shit for me to have to enforce this rule. HOPEFULLY).

this is probably set after the big “i’m touya” reveal, but honestly there’s no particular time or arc that this ask blog is set in, dabi’s just there.

headcanons are here and here but i’ll also be incorporating them into my responses so obviously it’s not like you have to read em.

by the way this is a side blog so i can’t follow anyone back — don’t expect it. that being said, just bc i can’t follow back doesn’t mean i don’t value the ppl who come by and leave asks!!

i’ve also got a blog for spinner! @supinaa

[symbolofdestruction]

So, who won? And you didn’t stress the girls, did you?

- @dabi-dabeast

You get my yen — Shoko won.

Kani went off-course a few times, and by the end of the race, the two of them almost fought, I had to pull them away from each other…

I’ll send you the video in a little.

[dabi-dabeast]

Atta Girl. Don’t you go underestimating Shoko just ‘cause she’s chunkier.

Oh — and-

ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᵇᵒˢˢ

[symbolofdestruction]

Take care of my beetles, I’ve gotta make some runs. Don’t dust ‘em.

- @dabi-dabeast

I didn’t know you kept beetles, Dabi — you learn something new everyday, I suppose.

Do they fight? Can I make them fight?

[dabi-dabeast]

Now you know. Only recently got the princesses in an actual cage. Otherwise they went in my pocket.

Shoko and Kani.

And no — they don’t fight, and they won’t fight. Don’t even try it. One of them is gonna get themselves hurt, and I don’t wanna see it.

[symbolofdestruction]

Psh. You treat them like they’re your own daughters. Fine.

What do they eat? Can they have any treats or something? And you’re bringing the cage, right — I’m not gonna deal with the risk of stepping on them.

[dabi-dabeast]

They’re my babies, got a problem with it?

Anyhoo, Shoko’s taken a liking to bananas, Kani to melons, but just about any fruit works as long as it ain’t citrus. Shoko’s always been a bit bigger than Kani if you’re looking for key differences.

I’m bringing the cage, can’t risk you dusting that either.

[symbolofdestruction]

Someone out there strives to have the diet of these beetles…

Beetle racing isn’t off the table though, is it? I mean, they need to stay in shape somehow…

[dabi-dabeast]

You calling my girls fat?

… Fine. Beetle racing permitted. But don’t overstimulate ‘em, they’ll start wrestling.

And… Get a video of them for me.

[symbolofdestruction]

Take care of my beetles, I’ve gotta make some runs. Don’t dust ‘em.

- @dabi-dabeast

I didn’t know you kept beetles, Dabi — you learn something new everyday, I suppose.

Do they fight? Can I make them fight?

[dabi-dabeast]

Now you know. Only recently got the princesses in an actual cage. Otherwise they went in my pocket.

Shoko and Kani.

And no — they don’t fight, and they won’t fight. Don’t even try it. One of them is gonna get themselves hurt, and I don’t wanna see it.

[symbolofdestruction]

Psh. You treat them like they’re your own daughters. Fine.

What do they eat? Can they have any treats or something? And you’re bringing the cage, right — I’m not gonna deal with the risk of stepping on them.

[dabi-dabeast]

They’re my babies, got a problem with it?

Anyhoo, Shoko’s taken a liking to bananas, Kani to melons, but just about any fruit works as long as it ain’t citrus. Shoko’s always been a bit bigger than Kani if you’re looking for key differences.

I’m bringing the cage, can’t risk you dusting that either.

[yourdemonlord]

Sir, you look zesty. What’s going on?

Zesty? What does that mean…?

I hear people saying this all the time!

Feisty? Sour? I have yet to know…

[dabi-dabeast]

It means you’re fat.

[yourdemonlord]

Ah, I see the issue here… it’s common for my title, All For One to get mixed up with All Might. Not to worry, though — they still have time to send that message to All Might!

I mean, he really has let it go, hm?

[dabi-dabeast]

What? No, I meant gay. You look pretty gay.

And former #1 looks like a damn shriveled raisin. You’re like. A refrigerator.

[yourdemonlord]

Oh wow. I mean, I knew people could look gay, but I never thought I was one of them — not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course.

Happy pride month, I love the gays!

[dabi-dabeast]

@symbolofdestruction tell the geezer why he looks gay.

[symbolofdestruction]

What?? Don’t rope me into this— This is a matter between you and my Sensei… even though he does sit a little zesty.

[dabi-dabeast]

Zesty sit’s good enough for me.

[symbolofdestruction]

Take care of my beetles, I’ve gotta make some runs. Don’t dust ‘em.

- @dabi-dabeast

I didn’t know you kept beetles, Dabi — you learn something new everyday, I suppose.

Do they fight? Can I make them fight?

[dabi-dabeast]

Now you know. Only recently got the princesses in an actual cage. Otherwise they went in my pocket.

Shoko and Kani.

And no — they don’t fight, and they won’t fight. Don’t even try it. One of them is gonna get themselves hurt, and I don’t wanna see it.

[supinaa]

can i taste it spinner

Taste what, exactly..? I don’t think I’ve got much worth tasting around here. ‘Cept for instant noodles.

[dabi-dabeast]

‘ve got a feeling I know this freakazoid. Your scales. They want the scales.

[dabi-dabeast]

Any weird opinions on vampires?

Nah. I think they’re metal, suave, but that’s all. Ask me to choose between vampires or werewolves and I’m on team vamp all day.

[dabi-dabeast]

Keep playing and somebody is gonna bend you over their knee sir.

WHO… who the HELL is sending these?

[yourdemonlord]

Sir, you look zesty. What’s going on?

Zesty? What does that mean…?

I hear people saying this all the time!

Feisty? Sour? I have yet to know…

[dabi-dabeast]

It means you’re fat.

[yourdemonlord]

Ah, I see the issue here… it’s common for my title, All For One to get mixed up with All Might. Not to worry, though — they still have time to send that message to All Might!

I mean, he really has let it go, hm?

[dabi-dabeast]

What? No, I meant gay. You look pretty gay.

And former #1 looks like a damn shriveled raisin. You’re like. A refrigerator.

[yourdemonlord]

Oh wow. I mean, I knew people could look gay, but I never thought I was one of them — not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course.

Happy pride month, I love the gays!

[dabi-dabeast]

@symbolofdestruction tell the geezer why he looks gay.

[yourdemonlord]

We always see you in some form of a crisp black suit, any other outfits in your wardrobe? Or do you just wear the same thong?

I’m failing to see where this concept that I am wearing women’s underwear came from,

That aside, I do have other outfits in my wardrobe, except the ones I wear publicly are all suits and suit-vests,

There’s my classic suit, and my pinstriped ones (my favorite!) — and of course, if I’m feeling fancy, I’ll wear something with a bit of color. Purples, blues, all the cooler tones.

[dabi-dabeast]

Either you wear thongs — the same ones every day, or it’s a typo.

[yourdemonlord]

Oh! Haha, these silly askers. Why are they so bad at spelling?

[dabi-dabeast]

Y’know, a strike-through won’t magically make your text unreadable.

[dabi-dabeast]

Buy me food I'm hungry

Sure. Just bring your wallet.

[dabi-dabeast]

Whats your type?

None of your business.

[dabi-dabeast]

can i taste them 😝

NO. GET OUTTA HERE.

SHOO, you damn dog.

[yourdemonlord]

We always see you in some form of a crisp black suit, any other outfits in your wardrobe? Or do you just wear the same thong?

I’m failing to see where this concept that I am wearing women’s underwear came from,

That aside, I do have other outfits in my wardrobe, except the ones I wear publicly are all suits and suit-vests,

There’s my classic suit, and my pinstriped ones (my favorite!) — and of course, if I’m feeling fancy, I’ll wear something with a bit of color. Purples, blues, all the cooler tones.

[dabi-dabeast]

Either you wear thongs — the same ones every day, or it’s a typo.

[dabi-dabeast]

are the burnt parts of you flavored

Are the burnt parts of you flavored? Dipshit.

[dabi-dabeast]

Who, out of the many hero's you have heard of, was your favorite?

When I was younger — you could guess who.

Now? None of ‘em. They’re all shams. Well — Eraser’s got something going.