obey me! height headcanons
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So I think demons are just inherently larger than humans so tallest to shortest here we go:
Beelzebub: He’s a big boi, what else can I say. He’s a solid 7’5ft (226 cm) so he definitely towers over you even if you’re tall by human standards. When you see how much he eats without factoring in his sin it makes sense, especially since he works out so often he needs alot of energy. Absolutely has bonked his head on door frames occasionally; he’s fairly good about making sure to duck his head down but if he’s distracted (usually by food) he will hit his forehead and pout.
Lucifer: As the eldest he’s pretty tall. Just being around the longest I suppose? But he’s not as large as Beel stature wise he’s more lithe and elegant, like a peacock: they’re huge but still graceful and beautiful. An even 7ft(213cm). The only demons taller than him are Beel and Diavolo so he’s used to peering down at others scrutinizing them. The only time he’s clumsy with his long limbs is when he’s drunk (so it would be incredibly rare to see it although Diavolo will mention it to you happily). Do not make tall people jokes. He will punish you.
Leviathan: He’s fairly tall but unlike Lucifer, he’s very long and almost gangly. It’s almost as if he isn’t used to having such long limbs (mostly just his legs he trips on his own feet occasionally, always catching himself before he falls and cursing to himself mumbling about ‘stupid feet I hate being on dry land’). 6’9ft(205cm) but he still folds himself neatly into a ball to sit in chairs. Also his bathtub is huge and he fits comfortably with room(he also needs the room for his multiple body pillows of his best girls, boys, and ghouls). He definitely gets excited when he finds out there’s a height difference between you both he’ll have a little otaku party in his head (‘Just like in all the anime I’ve seen!! Waaa humans are so cute and small!’).
Belphegor: I know canonically he’s one of the shorter brothers but I like to think he’s fairly tall like his twin. He’s not as beefy as Beel obviously but he’s still pretty big. Very graceful (like Lucifer but don’t tell him that) when he’s not shuffling around sleepily. 6’7ft(201cm) but like Levi can definitely bend to fit in small spaces for napping purposes. No bed is too small for this cow boy. He would insist on being the big spoon no matter what; he likes to wrap himself around you and cuddle you like his own personal pillow. He will stand behind you and rest his head on your shoulder and doze off (will absolutely let his entire weight fall onto you and won’t help you get back up as he just sleeps on top of you).
Mammon: He probably hates that he isn’t the tallest even if you tell him you love him how he is (‘Pft why would I even care what you think stupid human?!’). He’s the standard height for demon modeling, 6’4ft(193cm), and he’s obviously gorgeous so getting gigs is a breeze. Even if he isn’t the tallest he would still absolutely offer to get things off the top shelf for you (‘A puny human like you needs the help of The Great Mammon!’). At this point you could be the same height as him or taller and he would disregard it entirely, he is taller 100% no contest you are a (his) tiny human.
Asmodeus: He is the perfect height for any lover of course~ (that’s what he claims). Even though Asmo can shift his form at will, he prefers to have a constant state, his view of his perfect self which is as close to his angelic beauty quite honestly. He’s short for demon standards, 6ft(183cm) but who cares about standards when you are this gorgeous? If you’re taller than him he’d adore it if you held him from behind with your head on his shoulder, maybe pressing a kiss to his neck, he’d be delighted! He definitely wears heels to spice up his wardrobe so don’t count on him always being the same height every day.
Satan: I saw exactly (1) post about short Satan and it’s now my headcanon. The anger within short people is unmatched and as the avatar of wrath he is no exception. He’s still pretty tall, 5’10ft(177cm), but if you are taller than him just don’t mention it. Height jokes are off limits unless you want to be gutted on the spot. If you by chance are taller, he doesn’t care he is the big spoon, you will sit in his lap, he may be shorter but he is most definitely in charge. If you are short (by human standards) he will have sympathy for you(as much as Satan is willing to give anyways) and will fuel the rage the courses through your tiny body.
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