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List of people who occasionally take on the task of bathing Belph once he has visible stink lines coming off of him:
Beelzebub will take him into the shower with him after gym but ONLY if one of his brothers tells him to. He’s the only one who bothers to undress Belph before getting wet. Will not use soap. Belph sits on the floor of the shower and depending on how long Beel takes might faint from overheating.
Asmo is the most vocal about when Belph stinks. Will dunk him into a bath fully clothed and order him to undress. Uses a lot of soaps and products. Belphie actually smells good for a while, but has slight burns from how aggressively Asmo has scrubbed him.
Lucifer punts him into the shower occasionally and stands over him with the shower head like he’s watering some flowers. Really thinks it’s a waste of his time.
Barbatos hoses him down outside RAD. With malice.
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Starting to wonder if I’m both immune to drunkenness
“Ah, I love the smell of the rain...”
Your friend looked over at you, wings rustling irritably. “You do know that it’s not the rain itself that smells, right? The scent is caused by a raindrop hitting a porous surface - such as soil - and the air which is released from the pores forms small bubbles. These float to the surface and release aerosols. It’s the aerosols which carry the scent, as well as less savoury things like bacteria and viruses in the soil.”
“You know, for a fae, you really suck the magic out of everything...” you sighed.
“You want real magic? I’ll show you real magic!”
The goblin crossed his arms, scowling. “Why does everyone assume I know the sale value of every piece of junk that’s peddled beneath my nose?”
“Well, do you?” you asked, holding the gem set ring out to him.
His large ears twitched. “Of course I do, but that’s not the point!”
“What is your point?”
He sighed and hoped down off the stool behind the counter, reaching for a half empty bottle of whisky on a nearby shelf, and a glass tumblr that was covered in little thumb prints. It probably hadn’t been washed in a week at best. “Because...” he sighed, pouring himself a generous glass, “I’m fed up with people’s assumptions, that’s all. All they see when they see a goblin is a fence or a thief.”
“You do own a pawn shop...”
“And that makes me a criminal?” he snarled, eyes bright with emotion.
You shook your head and then jutted your chin towards the bottle in his three-fingered hand. “You got another glass?”
His sharp-toothed grin reassured you, and he shook his head. “Ah, you’re lucky I like you, human. Come on. Show me that ring of yours then. Do I want to know where it came from?”
“Probably not...”
“Here. Drink up.”
“Thanks.”
i have stupid evil slut disease meaning anytime a character is covered in blood nd being out of their minds im automatically into it
obey me! height headcanons
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So I think demons are just inherently larger than humans so tallest to shortest here we go:
Beelzebub: He’s a big boi, what else can I say. He’s a solid 7’5ft (226 cm) so he definitely towers over you even if you’re tall by human standards. When you see how much he eats without factoring in his sin it makes sense, especially since he works out so often he needs alot of energy. Absolutely has bonked his head on door frames occasionally; he’s fairly good about making sure to duck his head down but if he’s distracted (usually by food) he will hit his forehead and pout.
Lucifer: As the eldest he’s pretty tall. Just being around the longest I suppose? But he’s not as large as Beel stature wise he’s more lithe and elegant, like a peacock: they’re huge but still graceful and beautiful. An even 7ft(213cm). The only demons taller than him are Beel and Diavolo so he’s used to peering down at others scrutinizing them. The only time he’s clumsy with his long limbs is when he’s drunk (so it would be incredibly rare to see it although Diavolo will mention it to you happily). Do not make tall people jokes. He will punish you.
Leviathan: He’s fairly tall but unlike Lucifer, he’s very long and almost gangly. It’s almost as if he isn’t used to having such long limbs (mostly just his legs he trips on his own feet occasionally, always catching himself before he falls and cursing to himself mumbling about ‘stupid feet I hate being on dry land’). 6’9ft(205cm) but he still folds himself neatly into a ball to sit in chairs. Also his bathtub is huge and he fits comfortably with room(he also needs the room for his multiple body pillows of his best girls, boys, and ghouls). He definitely gets excited when he finds out there’s a height difference between you both he’ll have a little otaku party in his head (‘Just like in all the anime I’ve seen!! Waaa humans are so cute and small!’).
Belphegor: I know canonically he’s one of the shorter brothers but I like to think he’s fairly tall like his twin. He’s not as beefy as Beel obviously but he’s still pretty big. Very graceful (like Lucifer but don’t tell him that) when he’s not shuffling around sleepily. 6’7ft(201cm) but like Levi can definitely bend to fit in small spaces for napping purposes. No bed is too small for this cow boy. He would insist on being the big spoon no matter what; he likes to wrap himself around you and cuddle you like his own personal pillow. He will stand behind you and rest his head on your shoulder and doze off (will absolutely let his entire weight fall onto you and won’t help you get back up as he just sleeps on top of you).
Mammon: He probably hates that he isn’t the tallest even if you tell him you love him how he is (‘Pft why would I even care what you think stupid human?!’). He’s the standard height for demon modeling, 6’4ft(193cm), and he’s obviously gorgeous so getting gigs is a breeze. Even if he isn’t the tallest he would still absolutely offer to get things off the top shelf for you (‘A puny human like you needs the help of The Great Mammon!’). At this point you could be the same height as him or taller and he would disregard it entirely, he is taller 100% no contest you are a (his) tiny human.
Asmodeus: He is the perfect height for any lover of course~ (that’s what he claims). Even though Asmo can shift his form at will, he prefers to have a constant state, his view of his perfect self which is as close to his angelic beauty quite honestly. He’s short for demon standards, 6ft(183cm) but who cares about standards when you are this gorgeous? If you’re taller than him he’d adore it if you held him from behind with your head on his shoulder, maybe pressing a kiss to his neck, he’d be delighted! He definitely wears heels to spice up his wardrobe so don’t count on him always being the same height every day.
Satan: I saw exactly (1) post about short Satan and it’s now my headcanon. The anger within short people is unmatched and as the avatar of wrath he is no exception. He’s still pretty tall, 5’10ft(177cm), but if you are taller than him just don’t mention it. Height jokes are off limits unless you want to be gutted on the spot. If you by chance are taller, he doesn’t care he is the big spoon, you will sit in his lap, he may be shorter but he is most definitely in charge. If you are short (by human standards) he will have sympathy for you(as much as Satan is willing to give anyways) and will fuel the rage the courses through your tiny body.
With the war ravaging the lands of fae vs. humans, you had taken it upon yourself to smuggle and hide any fae into a hidden spot in your house. Then once the coast was clear you could help them across the border into a neighboring kingdom that welcomes fae refugees.
While it was intense and scary work, you never had a problem even when the soldiers came to inspect your house. That is until today.
They were angrier than usual. Desperate even. Desperate enough to take out their lack of finding anything on you and your house. Just when you thought one would put their hands on you, nothing touched you as you screwed your eyes shut tight.
A sphinx has regular encounters with a traveling troll, who, in classic troll fashion, answers all her riddles in an extremely absurd but technically not wrong way. She lets them pass anyway in exasperation. "What has four legs, but cannot walk?" "A paralyzed horse." "I-- what-- *groans* FINE! You may pass. This time."
So I just had this imagine: playing truth or dare with all kinds of monsters/non-humans in a circle, and you're the only hooman there! + some monster babies are drunk, so twice the amusement.
An alien and their human co-pilot get involved in a spaceship crash. The alien is badly hurt while the human desperately tries to apply first aid: in spite of their limited knowledge of their partner's species' physiology and anatomy. "Dear God, your blood is purple!" "It's supposed to look like that..." "Are you sure this is healthy?" "What's healthy is keeping my purple blood INSIDE ME WHERE IT SHOULD BE!" "Okay, okay! I'm on it!"
An alien from a planet with a very oxygen-rich atmosphere finds it relatively difficult to breathe on Earth's lower-oxygen environment. Their close human partner, who suffers from asthma, can relate.
I’ve been honestly getting distracted by stuff~ >3>”
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I’ve completely neglected this page (and the game) but its ok because I brought a tanned Beel!
I’ve completely neglected this page (and the game) but its ok because I brought a tanned Beel!