Not A Parasite.

Ask blog for an eldritch horror named Sym

[symms]

Opal was horrific but Easy To Breathe fuckin slaps so it’s all worth it.

[m-eowdy]

me, depressed: maybe if i dressed slutty i would feel better

[plastidecor]

only describe me like this

[symms]

Posts that make me turn evil and feral at the same time

[getstickbuggedlol]

[illumahottie]

With great ass, comes great responsibility

[yanderemidori]

i dont fear you or your polycule

[hoeingjara]

Me before I get killed by the mafia

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[thetyrannosaur]

McDonald's unveils new ambient shake for August

[snapsicle]

[userboxer]

[symms]

Yanno? I’m kinda glad my following is so tiny. Feels more comfortable. Intimate even.

[symms]

That sure was a lot of attention I just got. Y’all’re real interested in learning about my sexy stuff huh? That was fun.

[symms]

What gets your muse in the mood instantly? What is your muse’s favorite part of sex?

In-Depth Sexual Sunday Meme

Oh definitely when I know I’ve turned somebody on. Teasing and foreplay is really fun, especially getting physical confirmation that I’ve gotten what I’m after in the form of a hardon under me from my lap seat. That’s my answer to both questions.

[symms]

What is your muse’s favorite place(s) to be touched?

In-Depth Sexual Sunday Meme

I kinda like my boobs squeezed... And my butt touched. But it’s not like... an erogenous zone thing or whatever. The boobs are kinda but it’s not like I’m gonna scream about it y’know? But I also haven’t done much exploring. So maybe there’s a better place for that on me somewhere.

My insides are like a maze y’know? There’s stuff in there that I don’t even know about myself. Being partially non-euclidean is fun like that. 

[symms]

8U No neck means you can get many kisses under your chin and all over your face to the sides too >:3c Not to mention the shoulder area.

Yeah kisses in fun places sounds nice in theory, even if I’m more inclined to bump foreheads affectionately. Popcorn kisses sound... Like they’d turn me into a small puddle. I’ll be real. Soft affection stabs me in a tender spot.

[symms]

What is a kink your muse has? How would they bring it up to their partner?

In-Depth Sexual Sunday Meme

C’mon think... You probably have one right? You’re a shape shifting eldritch horror there’s gotta be a thing that gets you goi-

Oh. Right. Uh. 

Pass.

[symms]

What is one area they’re great at during sex?What is one area they could use improvement in during sex?

In-Depth Sexual Sunday Meme

Well I’m a shape shifter for openers. I can pretty much do whatever I want body-wise and have a good time. Not to mention the part where I can float, which means gravity defying positions are possible. I ALSO don’t have bones. Which means I’m insanely flexible, which I’ve heard can be “a thing” for people so like. There’s that.

I guess a downside would be that I don’t have a mouth and refuse to make one? So a beej is straight out if that’s what you’re after. I also don’t have a neck and refuse to make one of those, so choking is out too if that’s what you’re into.